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20 minutes ago, DraculaAD1972 said:

You mean well-functioning countries like Sweden, where the women are afraid to go out at night and free speech is a distant memory.  

Yeah denstorebog what about some bullshit that was made up to appeal the ignorant Americans undeserved sense of superiority?

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43 minutes ago, Notone said:

I am trying to imagine the situation he describes. I really invite everybody to do so. I think if this actually happened then Paul Ryan must be totally deaf to irony/sarcasm. Other possible scenarios?

"Yeah, I get 6 $ a month. I am so stoked."

I mean what could she do with those 6 bucks? Buy an extra pack of cigarettes? Personally I find that fascinating.

6 items on McDonald's dollar menu. Dude, it's a ton!

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24 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said:

Stoopid LIBRAL!!!!

Of course you don't understand that he was referring to women being afraid to take their tiny bird brains outside into the COLD because they don't have a TRUMP protecting them from global WARMING

Clearly this woman lives in one of the few Merican enclaves not yet under Mexican Rapist Sharia Law, but once the veil of ignorance is replaced with the veil of..that other stuff, she’ll learn and she’ll rue the day she mocked our Saviour Trump. I think. Not 100% sure in how rueing works, tbh, but I guess Jacey will soon be able tell me all about it. Assuming she can, under Mexican Rapist Sharia Law, about which, again, I don’t know all that much. 

Actually, realizing how ignorant I am, it occurs to me I really ought to be running for office somewhere. I hear West Virginia is Godly this time of year.

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Just now, Nasty LongRider said:

@James Arryn and @Fragile Bird , aren't you both Socialist Canadians?  How dare you lord your socialized medicine and your educated and well spoken Prime Minister in our faces!   MAGA! baybee, and don't you tell us any different.

Harrumph!   

1) Stop being redundant! Yes, we’re Canadians.

2) We call our Lords Senators! They’re named after the hockey team from Ottawa. Which, surprise, is actually the Capital of Canada. I know most Americans think the capital is in Washington. But you’re wrong!

3) Our Prime Minister might not be well spoken for too much longer.

4) Is MAGA like LEGO? And by that I mean something juvenile white baby boomers use to pretend their building walls and the like to keep out the riff raff?

5) I honestly thought it was spelled D-r-u-m-p-f.

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14 minutes ago, Nasty LongRider said:

@James Arryn and @Fragile Bird , aren't you both Socialist Canadians?  How dare you lord your socialized medicine and your educated and well spoken Prime Minister in our faces!   MAGA! baybee, and don't you tell us any different.

Harrumph!   

*sticks head in thread*

*looks around and says omgholysheetcover'sbeenblown*

*tiptoes out*

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3 minutes ago, Nasty LongRider said:

You have Lord Senators up there in Hockey Land?  What?! We should  have that too.  Oh wait, maybe not. 

Britain, France and America are like our idealogical grocery stores. We just take the good stuff, add hockey, and serve. Like, for example, lawyers in court often wear those long black robes like in old movies. 

We ditched the wigs, though. That seems the wrong way round, to me. 

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1 hour ago, Which Tyler said:

I didn't think any dirty foreigners were allowed to compete at those World Championships? I thought they were only allowed ice hockey (which you seem to have missed off your list for some unknown reason ;))

I left hockey out because you don’t joke about religion. Not on my watch. 

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7 minutes ago, James Arryn said:

Britain, France and America are like our idealogical grocery stores. We just take the good stuff, add hockey, and serve. Like, for example, lawyers in court often wear those long black robes like in old movies. 

We ditched the wigs, though. That seems the wrong way round, to me. 

A long long time ago (probably in law school) I read a story about lawyers in a court room in Ontario, as it is now called, when an immigrant lawyer from England walked in in his English robes, with wig. This was early 1800s. The other lawyers snatched his wig off his head and stomped on it, telling him lawyers don't do that shit here.

The robes were ok. though, so that they look the same before the judge. No preference for the rich dudes.

ps. far off topic, sorry! Must be a slow news day. :)

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11 minutes ago, James Arryn said:

Britain, France and America are like our idealogical grocery stores. We just take the good stuff, add hockey, and serve. 

Britain & France grocery stores, I see that. But USA! USA! Is Walmart all the way, so fill up your shopping cart with all the cheap junk you didn't know you needed. Capitalism is what it's all about.

 

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5 minutes ago, Fragile Bird said:

 

ps. far off topic, sorry! Must be a slow news day. :)

That's cuz Prezzie Memo Thing is in Florida golfing on the tax payers dime and running up the National Debt.

'tis ok tho, we don't really need that Social Security or Medicare anyway. 

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1 hour ago, DraculaAD1972 said:

You mean well-functioning countries like Sweden, where the women are afraid to go out at night and free speech is a distant memory.  

Since you've already been ridiculed enough on the previous page, I'll just leave you with 3 questions to ponder.

1) Have you ever been to Sweden, or have you just experienced Sweden through Fox News and Breitbart? (I'm a Scandinavian myself, and as such I have a pretty good picture of how things are really going over here, so you don't need to actually answer this question. Just something to get your thought processes flowing.)

2) Why are crime rates so low and general happiness so high across all Scandinavian countries compared to the US if they're generally war-torn shitholes?

3) The real question: Do you think there might be a political reason that your right-wing outlets feel a need to paint Sweden the way they do? Can you guess what it is?

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23 minutes ago, Fragile Bird said:

A long long time ago (probably in law school) I read a story about lawyers in a court room in Ontario, as it is now called, when an immigrant lawyer from England walked in in his English robes, with wig. This was early 1800s. The other lawyers snatched his wig off his head and stomped on it, telling him lawyers don't do that shit here.

The robes were ok. though, so that they look the same before the judge. No preference for the rich dudes.

ps. far off topic, sorry! Must be a slow news day. :)

Off topic?!?! 

‘Fundamentalist immigrant causes violent incident, trying to enforce archaic dress codes, locals have ‘had enough’’?!?! How could you be more on topic? 

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2 minutes ago, James Arryn said:

Off topic?!?! 

‘Fundamentalist immigrant causes violent incident, trying to enforce archaic dress codes, locals have ‘had enough’’?!?! How could you be more on topic? 

Good thing the locals didn't have any tiki torches handy, things might have gotten rude!

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10 minutes ago, denstorebog said:

Since you've already been ridiculed enough on the previous page, I'll just leave you with 3 questions to ponder.

1) Have you ever been to Sweden, or have you just experienced Sweden through Fox News and Breitbart? (I'm a Scandinavian myself, and as such I have a pretty good picture of how things are really going over here, so you don't need to actually answer this question. Just something to get your thought processes flowing.)

2) Why are crime rates so low and general happiness so high across all Scandinavian countries compared to the US if they're generally war-torn shitholes?

3) The real question: Do you think there might be a political reason that your right-wing outlets feel a need to paint Sweden the way they do? Can you guess what it is?

The problem is, he included the old caveat about you not having freedom of speech. So he can filter all of this out as the product of what you have to say to avoid time on the reindeer chain gang. I’m only slightly joking; pretty much every authoritarian regime in history had ‘discrediting the media’ as a foundational cornerstone because after that it’s just the preacher and the choir, altogether in the Church of Blessed Confirmation Bias. 

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8 minutes ago, Nasty LongRider said:

Good thing the locals didn't have any tiki torches handy, things might have gotten rude!

Rude? In Canada? Lol, you’ll have us littering next. 

*shakes head at American ignorance*

Actually, Canadian Neo-Nazis would be interesting. 

SORRY, PLEASE CONSIDER RETURNING TO YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN, IF IT’S NOT INCONVENIENT, SORRY. WE’VE HEARD VERY NICE THINGS ABOUT IT. SORRY.

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