GAROVORKIN Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 This topic covers a wide range categories Like, A complete absence of good and competent writing , Directionless directing, Proper film editing was a complete afterthought, Diabolical acting. and special effects and production value which range from mediocre all the way down tp " Oh my god the hero is being menaced by a cheap looking prop ! " What films make you make you list for the worst and what qualities makes them so memorably bad ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I got dragged to see the mortal combat movie. After that i learned to defend myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingintheNorth4 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 The first film that comes to my mind is Johnny Mnemonic, starring Keanu Reeves. It's memorable to me for the wooden acting, terrible dialogue "I WANT ROOM SERVICE!", and the overall story is just, brain cell killing inducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 Damnation Alley 1977 staring George Peppard and Jan Michael Vincent. Paul Winfield . Based on the 1969 Rodger Zelazny novel of the same name. The book is a terrific read , The movie version is a travesty because they took Zelazny's entire concept and threw it out in favor of a Z grade story which had little in common with the book. Add to that special effects that were shoddy and cheap looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Meteor 1979 . This film had a great cast Sean Connery , Natalie Wood and Matin Landau and cant's miss disaster movie premise. Unfortunately it missed on all counts. The film suffered from bad story and script , aimless direction and long tedious intervals betwwen the action scenes and good actors with nothing to do. An epic disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted April 5, 2018 Author Share Posted April 5, 2018 Ghost in the Shell 2017. Having finally gotten to see this film, I now understand what it did so poorly at the box office. Wretchedly awful story telling which even the action sequences couldn't save. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Armageddon. Worst film I've seen, ever ever ever. Practically gave me a seizure.and cemented the fact that Michael Bay is the anti christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Armageddon showed you what meteors have to offer. They can kill Die Hard guy. Only 5 things in the universe can do that. Lava / stellar core ; deep sea pressures + drowning ; The Colt (magical firearm from Supernatural) ; a Singularity / the Big Crunch (inverted Big Bang). I remembered one for horror: Frogs. Probably tough to find a copy of it. Literally, people would scream, the camera would cut away for a second, and then you'd see them laying dead on the ground covered in frogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 I almost walked out of Armegedon, and I saw it for free. My hatred for that film burns hotter than a thousand thousand suns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted April 6, 2018 Author Share Posted April 6, 2018 18 hours ago, Darth Richard II said: I almost walked out of Armegedon, and I saw it for free. My hatred for that film burns hotter than a thousand thousand suns. His transformer films are far worse . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddler Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 2:28 PM, Leap said: Eragon is pretty bad. I mean, the source material is hardly top tier fantasy so it's not really that surprising that the film sucked, but this film doesn't even appeal to the readers of the series. Surprisingly, it has a fairly stacked cast, and even the at-the-time newcomers (lead two characters) have gone on to appear in successful tv shows. Plus Jeremy Irons, Rachel Weisz, Robert Carlyle, Djimon Hounsou, John Malkovich...I mean, the only one of those who was remotely entertaining was Irons' Brom. All in all just a bad, forgettable fantasy film of the mid-2000s. The only noteworthy things about it really is the popularity of the series it's based on (hopefully not so popular that they try and reboot it again), and the cast. Oh my god. Eragon is one of the worst movies I have ever seen and I enjoy the books. I lost my shit when the young dragon flew into a cloud, lightning struck the cloud, and a fully grown dragon flew out the other side. I mean, I understand needing the dragon to get older in a hurry, but they couldn't even just do a montage. Horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 I am probably going to get shit for this, but the only fantasy film I decided to stop watching was The Neverending Story. All the characters are so ugly, when the land was supposed to be this beautiful, magical place with different creatures. I totally didn't buy that those grotesque puppets are characters I should care for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted April 6, 2018 Author Share Posted April 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Buckwheat said: I am probably going to get shit for this, but the only fantasy film I decided to stop watching was The Neverending Story. All the characters are so ugly, when the land was supposed to be this beautiful, magical place with different creatures. I totally didn't buy that those grotesque puppets are characters I should care for. The first film was fun, the sequel not so much and the third film in the series was cheap and dire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Lucy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 19 hours ago, GAROVORKIN said: The first film was fun, the sequel not so much and the third film in the series was cheap and dire. No idea about the sequels, I only managed it through the beginning of the first one. I love the book it is based on, BTW. I feel the imagery from the books makes a huge disservice to the beauty described in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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