The Wolf Maid Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Before the books came in, they made everyone who works at the bookstore sign something, promising not to reveal that stuff. I didn't read the fine print, but I think if we unpack the books a few minutes early, she gets our immortal souls and first born children. Psst. It's in the fine print, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filippa Eilhart Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT. I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo fucking woo. was that for real???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 was that for real???? Sadly, I believe this IS for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossman Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I think the book will end with Hermione dressed in Mord Sith attire, torturing Voldemort with an agiel. Voldemort chooses LIFE, kicks her jaw off, carves a statue of himself and Aunt Petunia jello wrestling, and everyone realizes that Voldy was right all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penandink Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I would actually really love it if Voldemort turned out to be the great savior of the wizarding world . . . . so here's hoping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert's Last Bastard Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'm shocked that no one has a pirated copy of this book. Not even a editor's copy (with editor notes). Really shocking, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanMrMustard Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 I hope there really is no book and Rowling simply pulls a J.D. Salinger and is never heard from again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 I think the book will end with Hermione dressed in Mord Sith attire, torturing Voldemort with an agiel. Voldemort chooses LIFE, kicks her jaw off, carves a statue of himself and Aunt Petunia jello wrestling, and everyone realizes that Voldy was right all along. ...you forgot the baring of the boobs, the ripping of spines, and the almost rapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I watched "The Devil Wears Prada" on the weekend - must model myself on Miranda Priestley: "That's all." - and found the HP subplot rather amusing, though terribly improbable. The cover art people would be lucky to get their hands on an entire paragraph from the manuscript! The one non-editorial person who's already had a gander at it is Jim Dale, who records the audiobooks and whose recording is released simultaneously with the book. But he too is likely sequestered until Friday midnight; in a luxury suite with deafmute bath slaves and a dumbwaiter laden with Moet, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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