Alys Karstark Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 @Frozen Fire and SkyPirate Thanks for the response and the link regarding House Tarly's words... I initially thought it was "Proud to be kicking your ass" ------------------------------------------- The original title of "A Song of Ice and Fire" was "Randyll Tarly and Friends" ------------------------------------------- Maesters of the Citadel thinks that the Childrens of the Forest do not exist... Randyll Tarly thinks they taste like chicken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dacey Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Please. Tarly? In a series that's full of REAL badasses? Oberyn Martell once punched a hole in Randyll Tarly's chest just to see who was coming up the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatole Kuragin Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 [quote name='Dacey' post='1392852' date='Jun 10 2008, 16.14']Please. Tarly? In a series that's full of REAL badasses? Oberyn Martell once punched a hole in Randyll Tarly's chest just to see who was coming up the road.[/quote] Yeah, the homosexual latin american dance instructor character that runs around with a spear is so intimidating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick1689 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 [quote name='Anatole Kuragin' post='1395207' date='Jun 12 2008, 16.30']Yeah, the homosexual latin american dance instructor character that runs around with a spear is so intimidating.[/quote] PWNED!! And its also true. Oberyn Martell once tried to bugger Randyll Tarly on a bloody spear, Randyll Tarly immediately buggered Oberyn Martell with his bloody cock. (Too far?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Randyll Tarly once pissed in Tywin's face and just made him GROOVE in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 The creators of the Cyvasse board game intended it to have a "Randyll Tarly" piece. However, any move that this piece does causes the opposing army to disintegrate. Since the Prince's Cyvasse Tourney held at Sunspear, this flaw was removed to balance the game and make it more competitive. Randyll Tarly insists that this is not a flaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowbinding shoe Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Melisandre once had sex with Randyl Tarly. Every man she slept with since only gave her a shadow of the experience. When Randyl Tarly plays with his bow even his own sons run all the way to the Wall. Randyl Tarly would like to fight Beric one on one. That is why Beric has since changed sex, turned mute and scurries around like a rat. Khal Drogo promised his moon and stars to conquer Westeros for her. But when he heard that Randyl Tarly was there he got so scared a fly's buzz spooked him off his horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick1689 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 [quote name='shadowbinding shoe' post='1399994' date='Jun 16 2008, 15.59']Melisandre once had sex with Randyl Tarly. Every man she slept with since only gave her a shadow of the experience.[/quote] And we have a winner! Haha, thats awesome. Almost made me spit my drink all over my monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatole Kuragin Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 [quote name='nick1689' post='1400097' date='Jun 16 2008, 03.36']Almost made me spit my drink all over my monitor.[/quote] This kind of disgusting innuendo has no place here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowbinding shoe Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 [quote name='Anatole Kuragin' post='1400960' date='Jun 16 2008, 23.10']This kind of disgusting innuendo has no place here.[/quote] Hey, I was hoping for actual wet screens with short-circuited keyboards. I guess almosts will just have to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjfshaw Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 There are only 3 things hotter than wildfire, Randyll Tarly, Randyll Tarly, and Randyll Tarly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjfshaw Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 when randyll tarly goes to the sept, the seven pray to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronos619 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Why are the Tears of Lys known as the most deadly poison in all the World? because Randyll Tarly does not cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Watchman Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 The Stark words are now 'Randyll is coming.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronos619 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 [quote name='Night Watchman' post='1411147' date='Jun 23 2008, 04.51']The Stark words are now 'Randyll is coming.'[/quote] lol, nice how about: Hear my Randyll Ours is the Randyll Randyll does not Sow As High as Randyll Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken... Until Randyll Tarly came Randyll and Tarly Growing Randyllish We Randyll the Way Ok so those all suck... sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowbinding shoe Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 In our world unicorns, dragons and manticores are considered mythological beings. In Westeros only Randyl Tarly wannabees are a thing of myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronos619 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 When Rhollor died, it was Randyll Tarly who gave him the kiss of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowbinding shoe Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 In Westeros every god perform some miracle and its power is manifest in the world. Only the seven are powerless. Why is that? One day Randyl Tarly agreed to give each of the seven gods one wish. The next day: - The Father retired satisfied after hearing of the Randyl Tarly justice. - The Mother's whereabouts became a mystery though reliable eyewitnesses claim to have seen her in Horn Hill, darning socks. - The Warrior lost his shield and sword after sorely losing in a practice duel. - The Maiden was a maiden no more. - The Smith took a permanent stint as Randyl Tarly's personal smith after learning that only two substances in the known world can forge ordinary steel into Valyrian steel: the dragonfire of a 100 year old dragon living since the day of its hatching on a diet of spiced basilisks and little children or the piss of Randyl Tarly taken first thing after he gets up in the morning. - The Crone fell into a catatonic state uttering only occasional "No! No! Noooo!" after learning that the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is: "Randyl Tarly. And that's how it's gonna stay." - And the Stranger suffered from a case spontaneous self combustion after trying (in vain!) to take the life of the noblest man the gods ever put on this good earth. This is why no prayers to the seven gods of Westeros are answered any longer. There is no one like Randyl Tarly. There is only Randyl Tarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 The reason for Maester Aemon's blindness was that he once challenged Randyll Tarly in a staring contest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatole Kuragin Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Before they settled on The Joker being Batman's enemy in The Dark Knight, they toyed with the premise of Batman fighting Randyll Tarly. However, all of the test audiences exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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