Lord O' Bones Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 [quote name='Burr' post='1433935' date='Jul 9 2008, 15.32']did anybody else notice?[/quote] I would never enter a dungeon without my compact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackaxx Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 [b]Don Quixote[/b] - You have two cows, in reality they are windmills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaen Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Scott Lynch: You have the first couple pounds of a cow and it looks like its good meat so we'll buy it. As well as the next 7 cows you raise, sight unseen. The movie rights to unborn baby cow have been purchased by Warner. Rothfuss / Name of the Wind: Life story of Fabiocow Day 1: "Pigs block path to glorious hay. Will I get to eat? Willing to jump off barn to prove hunger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 [b]Rothfuss[/b] I have two cows. I have a natural talent for husbandry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigei Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There You have two animals. The name of that type of animal is called cow. That is not its name or what it is called, its just what the name of the animal is called. The name of the animal is really chicken. It is called duck but that is only what it is called. The animals are really pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BranTheBuilder Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 The AngloSaxon Chronicle: You have two cows. One of these cows is named Udderwal the son of Udderwald who was inturn the son of Usalwald whose sire was known as Offa. Offa was the son of the great king....[edit for space and tedium] ....who was the son of the first cow lord Moodin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 The Baroque Cycle: You have two cows. They both claim to have invented calculus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 [b]Prince of Nothing[/b] You have two cows. You have two. You have. You. . [b]Prince of Nothing[/b] You have two cows. You need only one page of internal monologue you convince yourself that this fact makes you a god. [b]Prince of Nothing[/b] You had two cows. But they kept eating your apples so you sold them both into slavery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 [b]Prince of Nothing[/b] You have two cows. But you envy the Mandate Schoolman who has [i]the essence of milk[/i]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xalinor Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 [b]The Sword of Truth[/b]: You have several cows, all of whom are meant to represent various forms of objectivist bull****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackaxx Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 [b]Prince of Nothing/Warrior Prophet [/b] - You have two cows, you let your barbarian friend rape one of them occationally and you stole the other one from your buddy. Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaen Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 [quote]Prince of Nothing You have two cows. But you envy the Mandate Schoolman who as the essence of milk.[/quote] Money. Just, money. [b]Prince Of Nothing:[/b] You have several hundred cows, one of them has a tiny human head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackaxx Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 [b]You have [url="http://www.tucows.com/"]Two Cows[/url][/b] bookmarked because it has some really great downloads on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellis Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 [b]Ursula K Le Guin[/b] - You have the temporary use of two cows, whose milk you must share under penalty of being shunned. Also, one of the cows turns into a bull once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedEyedGhost Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 [quote name='Happy Ent' post='1435311' date='Jul 10 2008, 12.37'][b]Prince of Nothing[/b] You have two cows. But you envy the Mandate Schoolman who as [i]the essence of milk[/i].[/quote] :thumbsup: Best one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanna vander Poele Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 [quote name='Rakehell' post='1431375' date='Jul 8 2008, 05.31'][b]Dzur [/b]- You have two cows. You kill one and make dinner using the flank steak lightly cooked in olive oil with garlic, shallots, paprika, 5 different kinds of pepper and turmeric. It is served with a red wine reduction sauce flavored with tarragon, basil and vinegar on a square plate with rounded corners and filligreed edges.[/quote] The other one you interrogate to find out who put a hit on you last week. Upon no answers, you kill the cow. It comes back to life. You shrug and prepare for tomorrow's dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackaxx Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 [b]Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy[/b] - You have two animals that are almost, but not quite, entirely unlike cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 [b]Erikson[/b] You can turn into two cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigei Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Coldfire trilogy You have two cows. One cow is a (good) priest but gets involved with an evil vampire cow who just happens to be the founder of the first cow's religion. You are not sure if the priest is gay or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geddon Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 [b]J. K. Rowling[/b]: You have one cow, it is made of cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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