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[quote name='General_Lee' post='1683976' date='Feb 12 2009, 11.11']Men call me Walder, I am of the Twins
Men call me Joffrey, I am of the Twins[/quote]

Ba-dum tish! Brilliant! :thumbsup:

"Men call me Symeon Silvertongue. I am of the bobbling brown soup."
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[quote name='Roose Bolton's Pet Leech' post='1683868' date='Feb 12 2009, 00.35']Men call me Dolorous Ed. I am of the Comic Relief.

Men call me Cersei. I call men.[/quote]

Men call me Sansa. I am of the [i]Heathers[/i].

Men call me Lyanna. I am of the raging teenaged hormones that got my family slaughtered.

Men call me Robb. I am of the same family as Lyanna.
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"Men call me the Great Other, and I am of the Night..... what's that?
Darkwho? well sh!t."

"Men call me the Great Other, and I am of the North.... "...Lance Raider? Is that even a real name?... Mance? [i]oh yeah, that's better.[/i]"

"Men call me the Great Other, and I am of the Ice.... now what? I thought he was of the dead? ...he didn't like that?... well can't they both be of the North?"


"ok, ok, let me try one more time."

"Men call me the Great Other, and I am of the..... well F_ck.... Now I can't think of anything.
no, no, don't try to make it up to me. You don't even like me. Don't lie, don't lie to me, screw you. Shut your face.
Don't act like you like me. No one likes me, not even that Fat Boy.
I'm taking my Ice Spiders and going home.
Yeah, that's right, home, screw you! You Nuncle F_cker!"
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[quote name='Daena the Defiant' post='1684189' date='Feb 12 2009, 06.52']Men call me Lyanna. I am of raging teenaged hormones that got my family slaughtered.

Men call me Robb. I am of the same family as Lyanna.[/quote]

:rofl: my favorite so far--so very true!

Men call me Slayer, and I am of the Denied Courage.
Men call me Littlefinger, but Catelyn Stark knows better.
Men call me Spider, and I am of the Omniscient.
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[quote name='Daena the Defiant' post='1684189' date='Feb 12 2009, 06.52']Men call me Lyanna. I am of raging teenaged hormones that got my family slaughtered.

Men call me Robb. I am of the same family as Lyanna.[/quote]
Men call me Sansa. I'm with those two.
*couldn't resist*
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Okay mine aren't as funny as most of yours (lol) but they're pretty obvious.

Men call me "Imp", I married a whore
Men call me Sansa, I am of the pretty little things
Men call me [i]Boy[/i], I am of the stabbity stabbity :fence:
Men call me Lord Tywin, I do not in fact, sh*t gold
Men call me Stark, I am of the wolf!
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Men call me George R. R. Martin. I'm of the delay.

Men call me Blackfish. I'm of the bloody bitch I should have deserted years ago.

Men call me Lysa. I'm of the Moon Door. Hello ground!

Men call me Drogon. I'm of the stupid asses to brave to be sewn up properly.

Men call me Jiqui. I sleep with the mother of dragons. Literally.

Men call me Daario. I'm of the guys who want to fuck Daenyers.

Men call me sword hilt. Mine are the only breasts Daario will ever touch.

Men call me Crowseye. They're damn right about it. Oh, and I'm of the sunset sea. And all the other seas.

Men call me Jaime. I'm off the Iron Throne. Damn fast.

Men call me Brienne. I'm of the annoying.
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Men call me Tywin, but men don't call me anything unless I command them to.

Men call me Genna. I am of the dire need of a gastric bypass.

Men call me Jaime. I am of the "I can only count to five club."

Men call me Cersei. I am of the Very Dumb Blonde trope, now that I think about it.

Men call me Ygritte, but men know nothing.

Men call me Renly, but I am actually Garlan, wearing his armor. Stupid peasants.

Men call me Margaery. I am of the Maiden's Day. No Really. Seriously! WHY DOES NO ONE BEIEVE ME?! I WAS RIDING!!!!! GRANDMA!!!!!
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Men call me Catelyn. I am of the dubious decision making process.

Men call me Eddard. I am of the decent man with a catastrophic personality flaw.

Men call me Lysa. I am of the "weaning is for losers" motherhood club.

Men call me Lysa. I am of the Mile High Club.

Men call me Catelyn, but only when they are too drunk to realize that I am Lysa. I am okay with that.

Men call me Arya. Or Arry. Or Weasel. or Nan.

Men call me Arya. Or they do until I gut stab them and slit their throats. GAR!! No, I am totally sane. Why do you ask?

Men call me Tyrion. I am of the droll japery.

Men call me Tyrion. I am of the curiously strong and strangely disappearing acrobatic skills.

Men call me Doran. I am of the pointlessly long term schemes.

Men call me Arianne. I am of the poorly thought-out short term schemes.

Men call me Oberyn. I call them back. And their sisters. And a Summer Islander ship captain. And a Whore. And a Volantene princess. And a nun, don't forget the nun. I totally shagged a nun.
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