▲Jim▲ Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Ben and SB :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Bandito Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 [quote name='Pebble that Hides' post='1697495' date='Feb 23 2009, 23.52']I think you should be given tasers to help you with your yard duty.[/quote] Shock nets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beniowa Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Shock nets and tasers? Those won't work against the minion hordes. You need nukes for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
▲Jim▲ Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 [quote name='Space Bandito' post='1697498' date='Feb 23 2009, 21.54']I got the ear a few times. Man you don't do that do you?[/quote] No I had never really done that to a teacher. In grade school all my teachers were in their 40s or 50s, and very unattractive. I really did get my ear pulled by a teacher though, because I told another student the truth that another teacher had picked his nosed and wiped it on her chair, and she then told on me. ETA: In the end I was suspended for two days for telling some one the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 [quote name='Space Bandito' post='1697496' date='Feb 24 2009, 06.53']You can never win Mash.[/quote] Yep, that says it all. We have to be extra vigilant lately. Three months ago a kid broke her arm during gym class. Her dad went ballistic and keeps harassing us, claiming we don't do a good job minding the kids. He spends almost every recess outside the school watching the teachers watching the kids, he even complains if we talk among themselves instead of paying full attention to the screaming ones. Jim, any of those kids reaches for a boob, they'll lose that arm. Period. Tasers are a fine idea. But not a good thing for a pissed off teacher to have. The one thing I DO enjoy on yard duty is confiscating their balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Bandito Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 [quote name='beniowa' post='1697491' date='Feb 23 2009, 23.50']Ah, the joys of teaching. ;)[/quote] Teaching a lesson you mean. I remember quite well the first time I got my ass kicked. It was during recess at Park school in NY. By a VERY LARGE black girl. I mean she was much bigger than me. It was first grade and we were playing kick ball. I said something stupid about her being a girl and she pounced. Afterwards when I got up I made some macho statement about not hitting girls. :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
▲Jim▲ Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 [quote name='mashiara' post='1697505' date='Feb 23 2009, 21.57']The one thing I DO enjoy on yard duty is confiscating their balls.[/quote] :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Bandito Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Confiscating balls. Ohh Not my Patriots football! :bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Bandito Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 969 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beniowa Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 [quote name='mashiara' post='1697505' date='Feb 23 2009, 22.57']The one thing I DO enjoy on yard duty is confiscating their balls.[/quote] Okay, that's pretty scary. :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Not the BALLS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Heh, I knew I'd get a reaction with that. :P Balls aren't allowed in the yard. End of story. They get one warning, and then they lose the damn thing. Other teachers are more lenient and pretend not to see them, or are too lazy to bother chasing after them, but I get real pleasure out of this. I get murderous looks and insults in various languages when I turn my back, but that's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I think I should watch Slumdog Millionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
▲Jim▲ Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Well you would not be a pissed off teacher if you had the power to disapline the kids. and the parents that won't teach their kids to behave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Why no balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Bandito Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 So what do you have a collection of inflated balls in your desk or something? Or do you have a knife on hand to shred each child's dreams right in front of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
▲Jim▲ Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 [quote name='mashiara' post='1697514' date='Feb 23 2009, 22.01']Heh, I knew I'd get a reaction with that. :P Balls aren't allowed in the yard. End of story. They get one warning, and then they lose the damn thing. Other teachers are more lenient and pretend not to see them, or are too lazy to bother chasing after them, but I get real pleasure out of this. I get murderous looks and insults in various languages when I turn my back, but that's fine.[/quote] Why are balls not allowed? And how do the boys survive with out their kick balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I agree you should watch slumdog millonaire and Bolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I went to an all-boys school for three years .... there were a lot of balls there. Impossible to confiscate them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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