Lord of Oop North Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I burn an hole into the tile in front of me with my eyeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luzifer's right hand Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I was in a wash room with mirrors and metal surfaces everywhere a few days ago. You had to close your eyes to avoid seeing the genitals of the other guys taking a piss. :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Progressive Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 [quote name='Waldo Frey' post='1751818' date='Apr 10 2009, 13.00']I have a feeling that the OP is a female. No brothers would post such stuff openly.[/quote] I'm not so sure about that waldo; you yourself have started plenty of threads about bizarre sex toys and whatnots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_BlauerDragon Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 [quote name='Luzifer's right hand' post='1751822' date='Apr 10 2009, 13.04']I was in a wash room with mirrors and metal surfaces everywhere a few days ago. You had to close your eyes to avoid seeing the genitals of the other guys taking a piss. :ack:[/quote]That's just wrong! Who in the 7 Hells would build such place?!? When I go to a urinal from now on, I'm going to be affrais that the OP is somewhere in there waiting to eye rape me... unless he's a she... in which case it's still creepy, but not as much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiled leather Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 three thoughts... 1. No I do Not and if you do it, it is extremely creepy, except at the bathhouse or if you are sexy woman. 2. Someone has a comedy bit on this topic ending with "niiiiiiiiiiice dick" I don't recall who. 3. did you notice the OP's name starts with I SEE PEE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalThor Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 No I don't look, not interested and I think it's rude too. As for the talking thing? If I'm in there with a friend and no one else is yeah, I might talk. To a stranger, no. Definite breach of urinal etiquette. (Strangest thread ever. Before I saw the sub-title I thought it would be addressing talking not looking.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinsdale! Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 1) The 1-3-5 Rule is Holy. Do not violate it. 2) Oh OP, man of mystery. Three possibilities unfold themselves, you of 7 posts. a) ALT! b) You join random message boards to ask people about urinating. c) You joined this message board, because when you read about the Lannisters, you think golden showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S John Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 [quote name='boiled leather' post='1751829' date='Apr 10 2009, 16.08']3. did you notice the OP's name starts with I SEE PEE?[/quote] Close, it starts with 'J' but it does look like an 'I'. But... I still think its an alt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Looking over and giving a couple of friendly tugs is just part of the urinal process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaceBannon42 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 [url="http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php"]http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php[/url] Study up OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskaral Pust Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Who bothered to create an alt for that weak-ass trolling? It did remind me of some funny urinal etiquette joke in the hey-day of the internet* when all emails were forwarded jokes. *This is an entirely subjective period of time for every individual, but we all experienced it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteGabriel Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 [quote name='Iskaral Pust' post='1751842' date='Apr 10 2009, 16.31']It did remind me of some funny urinal etiquette joke in the hey-day of the internet* when all emails were forwarded jokes. *This is an entirely subjective period of time for every individual, but we all experienced it.[/quote] I've got friends and relatives (mostly older people) who still live in that time period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmet Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 No. Eyes Front, soldier. "Water sure is cold." "Yup ... deep, too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S John Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 [quote name='timmet' post='1751847' date='Apr 10 2009, 16.35']"Water sure is cold." "Yup ... deep, too."[/quote] hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Frey Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 With this type of [url="http://www.360cities.net/image/prague-wc"]urinal decals[/url] you will definitely look straight ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serious Callers Only Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I didn't encounter this problem until recently when i started running and bathing in the public bath rooms. Chin slightly tilted eyes straight ahead. Now i know why do those military guys in films have that posture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskaral Pust Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 [quote name='DanteGabriel' post='1751845' date='Apr 10 2009, 16.33']I've got friends and relatives (mostly older people) who still live in that time period.[/quote] Me too. I find it basically applies to anyone who does not receive 100+ legitimate business related emails every day. I block them all with my spam filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranAnnrach Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Yup, eyes straight, don't talk. Always creepy when someone talks to you at the urinal. Oh, and always leave at least one urinal open between you and the next closest guy. I thought this was the [i]code[/i] instilled into every male out there. By the way, what do you do when the bathroom doesn't have urinals, but a god damned trough? During a Marching Band competition, one of the high schools we competed at had troughs for urinals. I vaguely remember hurrying as best I could while looking up and to the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naz Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 [quote name='CiaranAnnrach' post='1751871' date='Apr 10 2009, 17.10']By the way, what do you do when the bathroom doesn't have urinals, but a god damned trough? During a Marching Band competition, one of the high schools we competed at had troughs for urinals. I vaguely remember hurrying as best I could while looking up and to the side.[/quote] My philosophy is this... stare straight ahead and focus on the task at hand, regardless of whether there's a urinal, a trough, or it's a group of friends pissing into the bushes during a camping trip. But if there's a trough or something similar where genitalia within one's peripheral vision can't be avoided, I don't freak out about it. While it's not polite to look, it's also not the end of the world if someone else's business is infringing into my sphere of vision. As long as people around me know that I'm not actively staring at their junk (and they're doing likewise) then things should be ok. Taking a piss needn't be accompanied by anxiety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frog Eater Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I dont look at the guy next to me, I just look forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.