cravenravenkeeper Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 So I had a funny idea: write imaginary ravens from one character to another. Make sure to place the context in. You don't need to stick to the characters persona, and you can include characters that aren't in the main series (so Dunk, is ok. and yes so are Rhaeger and Lyanna.Example:From: King Robb Stark, King of the North and Riverlands To: Big TRe: Whispering woods Hey,Just sending out some friendly messages! I have all these extra ravens now thanks to your son and well I can't very well have them just sitting around. Anywho, I just wanted to thank you for your early birthday present, and I hope to see you around ;)!King RobbP.S. Tell your grandson his father is ok and enjoying the hospitality of house tully. Unfortunately he's behaving most ungratefully.P.P.S. Also please tell your grandson that next time we see each other we can use real swords instead of wooden ones. Tell him I can't wait :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolorouseddwasright Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 From: Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Warden of the West, Grandfather to the king.To: Robb Stark, Son of a TraitorRe: Your missive of the Whispering WoodsHey There,Good to know you're enjoying those ravens. At least someone's getting some use out of them. Damn things cost more than they're worth if you ask me. I'm glad you're enjoying the birthday present. I love to give people presents. I can't wait until the next wedding so I can provide some lovely red for the celebration. And the music, I love to provide music too. Ahhh, thinking of it now.Sorry that I most likely won't get to see you soon. So busy with the affairs of the kingdom. Don't be afraid to send Jaime home if he's being unruly. I'll discipline him once he gets here and have him send you his proper regards.Enjoy yourself now, son.Tywin Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bronn l Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 From HodorTo Hodor?Hodor, Hodor hodor Hodor. Hodor, Hodor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 From: CerseiTo: TyrionDearest Brother,Come home. All's Forgiven.Your loving sis,Cerseixoxoxox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolorouseddwasright Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 From: TyrionTo: CerseiGlad to hear all is forgiven loving sister. I will be home as soon as I can. Don't be surprised if I just "pop up" one day. Can't wait to give you a great big hug.Your loving valonquar,Tyrion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theon Ramone Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 From: Iron bank of BraavosTo: Queen CerseiWhere's our f-n money!? If we don't see cash soon, we're going to break your legs.See you REAL soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolorouseddwasright Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 From: Queen CerseiTo: The Iron BankMy brother, Tyrion, is on his way with your money. I hope nothing has happened to him. Please help me look for the poor fellow, he has your money.Toodles.Cersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All For Blue Roses Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 From: Renly Baretheon, Lord of Storm's EndTo: Loras Tyrell, The Knight of Flowers, White Knight of the KingsguardDearest Loras,Pay no heed to what they say. Let the sellswords snigger into their wine; let the Imp chuckle, let Stannis grind his teeth in despair. One day they will all suffer, as we have. My hand may belong to Margaery but my heart will always be yours. You are sweeter than the peaches of Highgarden; your eyes are softer than the eyes of the does that frolic among the trees in the woods. I love to run my fingers through the ringlets of your hair...But enough of this. I need you here by my side as I put my brother Stannis out of his self-inflicted misery once and for all. Then together we will cast the Lannisters into the sea and you will sit by my side as I take the Iron Throne. Neither shade nor shadow shall prevent us.Signed by,Your Sexy Stag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskolnikov Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 From: Taena MerryweatherTo: Cersei LannisterThe Myrish swamp is sopping wet again. Please help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolorouseddwasright Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 From: Renly Baretheon, Lord of Storm's EndTo: Loras Tyrell, The Knight of Flowers, White Knight of the KingsguardDearest Loras,Pay no heed to what they say. Let the sellswords snigger into their wine; let the Imp chuckle, let Stannis grind his teeth in despair. One day they will all suffer, as we have. My hand may belong to Margaery but my heart will always be yours. You are sweeter than the peaches of Highgarden; your eyes are softer than the eyes of the does that frolic among the trees in the woods. I love to run my fingers through the ringlets of your hair...But enough of this. I need you here by my side as I put my brother Stannis out of his self-inflicted misery once and for all. Then together we will cast the Lannisters into the sea and you will sit by my side as I take the Iron Throne. Neither shade nor shadow shall prevent us.Signed by,Your Sexy StagFrom: Loras TyrellTo: Renly BaratheonIs my butt supposed to still be this sore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowfan Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 From: Brienne, Princess of TarthTo: Jaime Lannister, Son of TywinKingslayer, all my brushes with death have made me question my own frigidity. I regret not couple-ing with you in the pool at Harrenhal. Do you still need a hand job? Your wench, BrienneP.S. It's over with me and Renly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongrel Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 From: Vargo HoatTo: Jaime LannisterTrouble in Harrenhal. Please drop by and lend us a hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowfan Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 From: CerseiTo: BrienneYou insufferable wretch, I found out about your advances on my sweet loving brother Jaime. What makes you think he'd ever have eyes for you? You're an abomination! Jaime would never even think of being with you. Why just the sight of you naked... I shudder to think of it. I'll have you hanged for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockroi Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 TO: Rickard Stark FROM: (inhale) Aerys Targaryen, Second of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Keeper of the Peace and Protector of the Realm.Re: Brandon Stark Dear My Most Loyal Lord:It has come to my attention that your son, the Crown Prince of Winterfell, has, troublesomely, threatened the life and health of the Crown Prince Rhaegar Targaryen, Lord of Summerhal. I find these threats to be most unwelcome and I WILL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF YOU GOATLESS HEATHEN!!!! Regardless, this event occurred when I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT THE NUMBER 12 TASTES LIKE AND SPEAKING TO ABNER DOUBLEDAY, THE INVENTOR OF AMERICAN BASEBALL and your son road into King’s Landing demanding that Rhaegar “Come out and Die.” This event made ME THINK ABOUT BURNING EVERY LIVING PERSON ALIVE IN OIL AND THEN PEEING ON THEIR ASHES! I took your son into custody. He is currently WEARING MY WIFE’S CLOTHING AND I AM MAKING HIM RECITE THE RECIPES OF JULIA CHILD IN SPANISH! He is unhurt.At this time, as is my Right as King and LORD OF THE DANCE I demand that you appear at court and answer for the crimes of your son. Those crimes are Treason against one of the royal blood, instigating an uprising, and BEING A BIG POOPIE HEAD! Please fail not to respond to this summons as I do not want to have to take the next steps improperly. I LIKE MELON! Otherwise, issues could accelerate beyond our control, leading to untold destruction of all we both hold dear… wait, that last part sounded crazy. That would never happen! JUST SHOW UP OR I’LL START MAKING BRANDON PLAY WITH THAT LANNISTER GIRL! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!! Ughh… I threw up a little… Regards,Aerys Targaryen IIA Swell Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 To: Purina Mills, Inc. From: Daenerys Targaryen Drogo Stormborn, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles and Mother of Dragons.Sirs: This letter is to confirm your shipment of twenty gross tons of "Dragon Chow". We thank you for your expert advice concerning our "problem" with our dragons' recent change in diet. We hope your suggestion of supplementing their diet with "Dragon Chow" will indeed resolve matters. If it does, rest assured we will be increasing purchases in the future and our continued good will and "word of mouth" advertising will be yours. Regally yours,Daenerys Targaryen Drogo Stormborn(dictated but not read) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowfan Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 From: Purina Mills, Inc.To: Daenerys Targaryen Drogo Stormborn, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles and Mother of Dragons.RE: Dragon ChowDear Ms. Targaryen, we are sure you and your dragons will just love our new GMO feed. We have spliced in the genes of the Horned Toad, (yes, that is the one that can shoot blood from its eyes). We believe this along with copious amounts of DGH (dragon growth hormone) will have your dragons ready to bring Westeros to its knees in no time. We only ask that you spare our mills located in Grassy Vale. Sincerely, Larry Fields, Total Bastard of Grassy ValeP.S. watch out for gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball07 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 From: Vargo HoatTo: Jaime LannisterTrouble in Harrenhal. Please drop by and lend us a hand.I lol'd. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bronn l Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 TO:(inhale) Aerys Targaryen, Second of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Keeper of the Peace and Protector of the Realm.FROM: Rickard Stark RE:RE: Brandon Stark Dear, My most totally not insane king, Makes perfect sense to me. I'll be right over. Regards, Rickard Stark.P.S. Should I wear my armor?P.P.S. You might want to fire your secretary,he may be insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolorouseddwasright Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 To: Next of Kin for Rickard & Brandon StarkFrom:(inhale) Aerys Targaryen, Second of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Keeper of the Peace and Protector of the RealmSend marshmallows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolorouseddwasright Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 To: The Red ViperFrom: Gregor (The Mountain that Rides) CleganeRe: Our trial by combatI'm crushing your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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