King Bronn l Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 TO:(inhale) Aerys Targaryen, Second of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Keeper of the Peace and Protector of the RealmFROM: Eddard Stark Lord of WinterfellRE: MarshmellowsTell Rhaegar Robert has your marshmellows. He can pick them up at the Ruby Ford Sincerely, Eddard Stark Lord of Winterfell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockroi Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 TO: Eddard Stark or his Next of KinFROM: The Queen with the DragonsRE: Re: MarshmellowsI'll be there soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braavos Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Hello Good Mr.Daenerys Stormborns, Im am a friend of the great Prince of the City of Astapor. I'm writing this message to you as I am assured by our good mutual friend that you are of the most trustworthy character. I come to you with a very urgent and handsome proposition for you. Today I was alerted today that my Unsullied shall soon all go bad. My solicitor, mr. Grazdan assures me that I can pass all my Unsullieds on to you for safe keeping during this time of crisis. For your help i Can generously give you 95% of all my Unsullied. To initiate the transaction you must fiurst Send to Me a small portion of your dragons to hold in escrow while I draw up the paperwork with my solictor, mr. Grazdan mo Ullhor.Please kindly initiate the transaction so I can make you a very Unsullied-rich man please. Sincerely You'res in Jesus,mr Krazyns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Molehill that Rides! Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 From: Victarion Greyjoy, Lord Commander of the Iron FleetTo: Euron Crow's Eye, King of Rock & SaltRe: Daenerys TargaryenDear Brother, I should land in Meereen any day now, will meet with the mother of Dragons soon thereafter. Don't worry, I'll put in a good word for you.For the Drowned God!Victarion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Nevarc Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 TO: Victarion GreyjoyFROM: Euron "Crow's Eye" GreyjoyRE: Re: Daenerys TargaryenLil' Bro! Sup! Oh, thanks a lot, I'm sure she'll dig me. Just try not to mention how you control the iron fleet, tard.Well, I think I see Aeron over there behind that abnormally creaky door, so..See ya.P.S. - Mention my huge horn. Prish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bronn l Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 TO:Daenerys Targaryen Drogo Stormborn, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles and Mother of Dragons.FROM:Euron Crows Eye A/S/L? TTYL. ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowfan Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 From: Orel, wildling wargTo: Jon Stark, Bastard of WinterfellHey Lord Snow, I.... SEEEEE....YOUHaha, imagine if i was really like that, all Lord Of The Rings and scary...I see you! No, just kidding....or am I? Ahhhh, Just joking, I'm not really like that! ... or maybe I am...I have to say, life as an eagle has its ups-and-downs, literally... nothing like soaring over the Frostfangs, but I'm still getting used to having a cloaca instead of a cock and ass. It does simplify things though, and watch out - my aim is improving. Don't look up or you'll take it in the face. Being an eagle also has its ins-and-outs... ever tried fornicating during freefall? Ya get it in, ya get it out... or ya die. Listen Snow I'm preening myself for battle with you. I'm still angry that you killed me. I have a Budgie beak sharpening stone so ... yea... you and your little dog best watch out. Death From Above, Orel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Reptitious Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 TO:(inhale) Aerys Targaryen, Second of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Keeper of the Peace and Protector of the Realm.FROM: Rickard Stark RE:RE: Brandon StarkP.P.S. You might want to fire your secretary,he may be insane.TO: Rickard StarkFROM: (inhale) Aerys Targaryen, Second of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Keeper of the Peace and Protector of the Realm. RE:RE: Brandon StarkThanks. I took your advice, literally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadwolf Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 ADWDJanos/JonI have a special mission for you.You must make your way beyond. You*d better be quick.Take it or leave it as they say…I will show you the ropes at the twilight.Very truly Yours 998 LC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bronn l Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 TO: (inhale) Aerys Targaryen, Second of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Keeper of the Peace and Protector of the Realm.FROM: Tywin Lannister Lord of Casterly RockRE: Rebellion Dear Aery's, Good news. I'm on my way. See you soon. Ciao, T-Money Lord of Casterly RockP.S. If you could just leave the gates open for my army that would be fantastic.P.P.S. You can totally trust in JaimeP.P.P.S Hey Gregor told me to ask you where Elia is staying. He keep's mumbling something about skull's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kymeera Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 From: PodTo: EveryoneIt's really not my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cravenravenkeeper Posted March 13, 2010 Author Share Posted March 13, 2010 ADWDJanos/JonI have a special mission for you.You must make your way beyond. You*d better be quick.Take it or leave it as they say…I will show you the ropes at the twilight.Very truly Yours 998 LCErr did I miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-ahrairah Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 3 [censored] lane, [censored], Westeros. From: ЯicKon starrrk!! + SHAGGYDOG!!!To: lansters, Grayjoys, Frays, Boltins, snarks, etc. I'm coming too get ya!!!!! Grrrrr!!!Please 'scuse the bitemarks and wolfshair - Osha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowfan Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 From: Lord Varys, Once and Future Spider of King's LandingTo: Lord Petyr BaelishSay Petyr you pedophiliac, how ARE you? Things over here in the East aren't so bad after all. I'm surrounded by my little birds, and what a flock they will make upon my return, cheep-cheep-cheep. Speaking of little birds... how are your advances on Sansa Stark coming along? Does she know why they really call you "Littlefinger" yet? Oh dear me, well it's better than nothing at all. Well don't be surprised if I step out of your fireplace and into your room one day. -V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bronn l Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 TO: Lord Varys, The Nutless WonderFROM: Lord Petyr BaelishRE:Fireplaces and Birds Dear Vary's, Jealousy is so unbecoming to a man of your girth, I mean stature. Sansa is great, ripening nicely. As of yet she hasn't seen my Littlefinger; ) , however I've totally made it to second base. So that's like total win. So I see your in the East, thats awesome. I fully intend to buy that someday. As to stepping out of my fireplace someday, well honestly I can't wait to see you perform that trick. Since as winter is coming( Awww you made me think of Sansa again) I intend to keep a nice bright fire burning away at all times. So unless your fireproof I recommend you stay the hell away from my fireplace. Anyhow i'd love to chat more you freak, but I'm very busy, Flowers to pluck and all. Sincerely, Petyr BaelishP.S. Dude your really missing out on this whole having testicle's thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blackfish Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 To: Lord Petyr BaelishFrom: Lady StoneheartDearest Petyr,My datebook's clear now. We have so much to catch up on, let's hang out.Yours always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bronn l Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 TO: Lady StoneheartFROM: Petyr BaelishRE: Hanging out Dear Lady Stoneheart, I'm going to have to regretfully turn down the chance to hang out, and catch up. I prefer my flowers a little less preserved. Sincerely, Petyr Baelish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowfan Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 From: Lady StoneheartTo: Beric DondarionGreetings Ser Beric,I'm just wondering... you are the only one I know who's died and been brought back to life as I have, and well... I just don't feel like myself. I feel stiff. And, I have this stench of corruption and decay wherever I go. Does that happen to you as well? I look in the mirror and say, "OMFG, who just died?" Am I supposed to be... shedding? Men are afraid to look upon me now. But, you ... are like me. Hey, you wanna have diner some time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cravenravenkeeper Posted March 13, 2010 Author Share Posted March 13, 2010 From: Lady StoneheartTo: Beric DondarionGreetings Ser Beric,I'm just wondering... you are the only one I know who's died and been brought back to life as I have, and well... I just don't feel like myself. I feel stiff. And, I have this stench of corruption and decay wherever I go. Does that happen to you as well? I look in the mirror and say, "OMFG, who just died?" Am I supposed to be... shedding? Men are afraid to look upon me now. But, you ... are like me. Hey, you wanna have diner some time?Err Beric died when lady stoneheart came to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 To: Lady StoneheartFrom: Jon Snow Dear Father's Former Wife,I outlived all of you sons! AHAHAHAHAHA!Yours Truly,Jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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