Arbor Gold Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I have to admit, I'm looking forward to reverse cowgirl.But enough about your Monday night plans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Stone Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I would strongly prefer that these scenes play out exactly as they did in the novels. We don't get the details until much later. Much as we don't know why the Lannisters are hell-bent on killing Robert or which ones are involved. That mystery is resolved later. Those of us who've read the novels will know, but the rest of the audience deserves to discover the secret slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spastic Plastic Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I admit. It is a simple desire. But it can not be lewd. You also have to recognize that Cersie and Lancel, in the book, have sex like dogs. So, fuck a lot!Oh, I love you. You made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julandro Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 Sex sells.Did anyone think like me? :smileysex: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ran Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 The thing is, there's going to be plenty of sex in the second season. I mean, you know you want to see Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) and Shae (Sibel Kekelili) getting it on, julandro. Throwing in a bunch of Lancel and Cersei sex scenes is going to take away time for the scenes actually shown in the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 :rofl: As long as I get some Mya/Donkey loving, my inner freak with be satisfied. (Ran, I love you. julan...whatever...you have made my crappy day brighter. For that, I thank you. And for ruining reading any scene with Cersei and Lancel for me in the future, I curse you. :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I can see the making-of scene right now, with the director giving direction to his two performers;"This is a very important scene, guys. It establishes the sexual nature of the relationship between Cersei and Lancel, and Lancel's subsequent infatuation. It also reinforces the way in which Cersei uses sex to manipulate people. Now here's how I want you to portray that. Fuck! LIKE DOGS! FUCK LIKE DOGS, I TELL YOU!"The director, of course, would be rubbing his nipples as they say this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Julandro's obvious and delightful enthusiasm for dog-like sex between cousins has now got me thinking. I hope the show will answer these questions;Does Sandor only do it Houndy-style?What exactly happens at a Dornish Donkey Show?Will Sam ever become bold enough in bed to give Gilly a classic Oldtown Oven?What does the Greatjon call his penis? Littlejon?Is there a brothel in the North called 'Winter is Coming'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurble Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 What does the Greatjon call his penis? Littlejon?That would be several levels of creepy, considering his son... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 What does the Greatjon call his penis? Littlejon?Braids, honey, the Greatjon's penis is The Greatjon. The beauty of it is in the irony. And it's beauty, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lies And Perfidy Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 This might be the best thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean of Notions Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 What exactly happens at a Dornish Donkey Show?Don't we have a thread on that? We may actually get to find out in the show... or do donkey shows vary across cultures in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbor Gold Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 What does the Greatjon call his penis? Littlejon?The Greatjonson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 The Greatjonson?[wipes coffee from screen and keyboard] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 The Greatjonson?That's the second time today I LOLed at the office. It sure beats my alternative option (Umber's Lumber if anyone was wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 The Greatjonson? That's the second time today I LOLed at the office. It sure beats my alternative option (Umber's Lumber if anyone was wondering):rofl:I am suddenly reminded of Lumber Boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 What does the Greatjon call his penis? Littlejon?Braids, honey, the Greatjon's penis is The Greatjon. The beauty of it is in the irony. And it's beauty, of course.The Greatjonson? I am suddenly reminded of Lumber Boy...:lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Oh, my good god. I need to venture outside Misc more often. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Will Sam ever become bold enough in bed to give Gilly a classic Oldtown Oven?Okay, don't mean to sound naive, but this one has me scratching my head.And let us all remember that a fucking like dogs scene can be tasteful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spastic Plastic Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 And let us all remember that a fucking like dogs scene can be tasteful.Fucking like wild donkeys, even more so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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