Aussie LII

[brook]

I don't actually have anything else to say, I just wanted to make sure we don't get any more songs about Newcastle...

Instead to enter into the spirit of the season

Hello Dan, it's Joe here

I hope you're keeping well

Its the 21st of December

now theyre ringing the last bell

if I get good behaviour

I'll be out of here by July

Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas day

Pleeeease don't let them cry for me

I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella's

flying in from the coast

They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that

won't stop the roast

Who's gonna make the gravy now?

I bet it won't taste the same

Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of

tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang

And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly,

Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time

And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning

When I'm standing in line

I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own

Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?

(Just a little too much cologne)

And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger

'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight

Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,

I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash

And later in the evening, I can just imagine,

You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back

And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,

Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the

back

I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,

Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact

You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,

I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat

Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm

sorry,

And kiss the sleepy children for me

You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,

I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.

[Stubby]

All very cool, brook, but you're 20 posts early!!

[brook]

Damnit so its after 20 pages not at 20 pages?

you'd think after a zillion years here I'd work that one out :)

I can always add 20 different posts with ways I've considered killing my children to the old thread...

[Ski the Swift]

Damnit so its after 20 pages not at 20 pages?

you'd think after a zillion years here I'd work that one out :)

I can always add 20 different posts with ways I've considered killing my children to the old thread...

Look out! I'm calling DOCS. We have to give it to her though Stubby, she took the initiative to start a new thread.

P.S: I have no fucking clue what that song is.

[brook]

P.S: I have no fucking clue what that song is.

I am lost for words.

[Ski the Swift]

I am lost for words.

Don't you try and change the subject here, I'm onto you miss! Although I did read an article in the paper today titled "Australia's Worst Mum?"

Apparently she left her kids outside of the caravan in only underwear and nappies and they got third degree burns all over their bodies. Fairly sad.

[brook]

Well I'm pretty paranoid about sun safety thanks to the fact that I can burn walking to the letter box so I guess thats a point in my favour.

It does appear I need to be more paranoid about superglue safety though.

[Ski the Swift]

It's OK Brook, I went over to a friends house the other day and caught her four year old daughter attempting to cut her own hair with scissors. We then hid the scissors but she went in search about an hour later.

[Stubby]

Damnit so its after 20 pages not at 20 pages?

400 posts is the limit. B)

I'm gonna close the other one before the Canadians complain.

It's OK Brook, I went over to a friends house the other day and caught her four year old daughter attempting to cut her own hair with scissors. We then hid the scissors but she went in search about an hour later.

Someone actually let you near a blade? :stunned:

[Ski the Swift]

Someone actually let you near a blade? :stunned:

It happens when you grow up Stubby. I'd like to say you'll get there one day but you don't seem too have much more growing upwards left in you Stubby.

:cheers:

[BigFatCoward]

fuck, just seen the news about the asylum seekers. if that happened over here some people would consider it justice(mainly fat, bald white men saying 'well it wouldn't have happened if they'd stayed at home). whats the feeling like over there?

[Ski the Swift]

What news?

[BigFatCoward]

What news?

bbc says that approx 30 people are dead (iraqi's and iranians) trying to get into austrailia. boat crash off christmas island.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11997231

[Ski the Swift]

That's fairly terrible, not much else to really say is there? Although I'm sure Paxter would have a few choice words to say.

[Stubby]

fuck, just seen the news about the asylum seekers. if that happened over here some people would consider it justice(mainly fat, bald white men saying 'well it wouldn't have happened if they'd stayed at home). whats the feeling like over there?

I think, sadly, that same group of fuckwits are over here.

As a human tragedy, it's appalling.

[sh_wulff]

Yeah, sad news that= really shows how desperate they are to leave.

I have small good news

Have a new job, with hours I want to work and reasonable pay rates..

now do I get a new pair of =gender%3Awomen&w[1]=attribute%3ASandal&p=3&pp=1&view=detail&colourID=2166"]Fluevogs with my first paycheck in a while? :wub: :drool:

[Ski the Swift]

1. Fuck the cricket

2. We just had this hit and run thunder/hail storm, I love summer.

That is all.

[Jeor]

1. Fuck the cricket

2. We just had this hit and run thunder/hail storm, I love summer.

That is all.

I agree with Ski.

(although I'll still be watching the cricket of course, it's sort of like a train wreck where you can't help but look)

[brook]

Yeah, sad news that= really shows how desperate they are to leave.

I have small good news

Have a new job, with hours I want to work and reasonable pay rates..

now do I get a new pair of =gender%3Awomen&w[1]=attribute%3ASandal&p=3&pp=1&view=detail&colourID=2166"]Fluevogs with my first paycheck in a while? :wub: :drool:

Congrats! And yes, buy the shoes!

Well it looks like they have decided it is just too risky to operate on Nan, noone really knows what that actually means for her arm though or what they plan on doing with her because pop can't care for her like she is at home and she can't stay in hospital for ever.

It seems the doctors aren't really talking, I'm up there on Saturday so hopefully we'll know a bit more by then.

[sh_wulff]

Well it looks like they have decided it is just too risky to operate on Nan, noone really knows what that actually means for her arm though or what they plan on doing with her because pop can't care for her like she is at home and she can't stay in hospital for ever.

It seems the doctors aren't really talking, I'm up there on Saturday so hopefully we'll know a bit more by then.

I hope that whatever outcome happens to your Nan and Pop it's one that keeps most people happy-

Also track down the registrar or the discharge planner if you need info- you can arrange for a family conference-

elect a spokesperson so you don't get 18 different opinions,

Avoid interns they rarely rarely know what's up ( like they're not very practical )