Mercury Poisoning Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Y so serious ??? "joker's voice"ballin at school gettin the skill bettergames i master themi noticed that the complicated relationship status was made for females. Guys keep it simple either we're in a relationship or we're are not there is not in betweenloosing my memory scared i wont recognize you individuallyespecially the one who mean so much to memy mind is loosing its juicei wonder sometimes who are you and youor is it fluke?if i cant remember what life's aboutthen it can only be filled with doubtthis isn't the i wanted to go outnot crying not rubbing buggers from my snoutim weird i say it proudly and i admit my body doesnt go with my personality but it does form a great human beingalot of ladies now a days have an abundance of beauty but lack a beautiful personality if you combine them two theres nothing no man wouldnt do for u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 I deleted a heap of people off my friends list the other day, she only made the cut for the sake of this thread ;-)last nights effortIm board and horny. single life sucks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Kilimaro Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 How satisfying it can be to remove toe lint.And the real question is, how long before the toe lint is trying to friend me on FB? Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 This from a woman I briefly dated years ago, who just quit smoking;When I think about it.... Smoking is actually really really stupid. Puff in smoke that kills us then blow it out. Then smell yuk and make us cough... Puff puff puff. Dumb!OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! I'D NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT!!!*throws packet of smokes away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artas Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Sounds like an epiphany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Watchman Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 This from a woman I briefly dated years ago, who just quit smoking;When I think about it.... Smoking is actually really really stupid. Puff in smoke that kills us then blow it out. Then smell yuk and make us cough... Puff puff puff. Dumb!OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! I'D NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT!!!*throws packet of smokes away*She's obviously having cravings. Quitting smoking is the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
litechick Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Thanks for that nugget of wisdom Terra. Unfortunately, I am hopelessly incapable of being sneaky. I'll save my money for something else. I understand that the Slap Chop is the only kitchen gadget I will ever need. :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warg Arry Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I deleted a heap of people off my friends list the other day, she only made the cut for the sake of this thread ;-)last nights effortIm board and horny. single life sucks!!!I for one am glad she made the cut. She is a special kind of entertaining. ;)This was on my news pages this morning. Why do my farts smell like capsicum??? Is that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Some updates from my "deep" Facebook friend: I am a fallen angel who is working really hard to earn back my wings... ‎"...that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano" imagine that Rhianna and Eminem made a song about me and M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeleyes Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Newton, Pascal, and Kelvin were playing hide and seek. It was Kelvin's turn to seek, so he started counting while Pascal and Newton went to hide. Pascal hid behind a tree, but Newton just stood there and drew a 1m x 1m box around him on the ground. when Kelvin was done counting, he opened his eyes and said, "I found you Newton." Newton: "I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal. I'm one Newton per square meter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: LyannaI am a fallen angel who is working really hard to earn back my wings... My Facebook Update: This littering of feathers in my backyard is really annoying me. Every once in a while, my backyard has this piles of feather all scattered, but some stupid angle was flying drunk and ran into a telephone pole or something. Well, I hope those drunk flying angels get a DUI. Stupid fallen angels.Re: AngeleyesNewton, Pascal, and Kelvin were playing hide and seek. It was Kelvin's turn to seek, so he started counting while Pascal and Newton went to hide. Pascal hid behind a tree, but Newton just stood there and drew a 1m x 1m box around him on the ground. when Kelvin was done counting, he opened his eyes and said, "I found you Newton." Newton: "I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal. I'm one Newton per square meter.":rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I for one am glad she made the cut. She is a special kind of entertaining. ;)I'm glad too! I need to know what happens next in her drama filled life. I sure hope she keeps us updated on how horny she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 has given up lent for smokingRead that one carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Iceman of the North Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Does that mean that s/he will only smoke during lent, or that s/he cancels lent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renasko Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Never thought I'd have need of this thread...Blank: my Irish accent is class. Me: duh u have one. Blank: I mean dwn south one. Me: go then. Blank: Me names william wallace.Me: He's fukin scotish u dick. :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I'm glad too! I need to know what happens next in her drama filled life. I sure hope she keeps us updated on how horny she is.I'm expecting her to find a new great love within the next week or so. Jst went 4 a job interview n they can only giv me fkn all hours dam it!!!need a gd job,anyone hav one 4 me?Had such a shit wk hurry up wkend,gna hit the city wth theresa sat nite and future Monday,can't fkn wait.I wish my conscience would let me link to photos because her latest profile pic is a winner. Corset, playboy g-string, thigh high boots and bad hair extensions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 My old Aussie roommate, when mocking her fellow countrymen, used to put on a really strong Brisbane accent. Brook's friend's updates are even funnier if I imagine them in that voice. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warg Arry Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 My old Aussie roommate, when mocking her fellow countrymen, used to put on a really strong Brisbane accent. Brook's friend's updates are even funnier if I imagine them in that voice. :thumbsup:Holy Crap! I have an accent? :shocked: .... Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Holy Crap! I have an accent? :shocked: .... CoolShe's in Adelaide so at least I can promise you probably don't sound like her ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlot Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 So, the US Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right under the First Amendment to protest military funerals...I invite you to start your protest in my front yard and we will see if your First Amendment is better than my Second Amendment! Report if you feel the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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