Ser Sean Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I was watching the third installment of the very impressive GOT tv series when Ned Stark walked in to Kings Landing to be greeted by what was surely an imposter posing as Renly Baratheon.Renly should be a barrel chested god of a man who is insanely handsome. He should have a mane of long dark lustrous hair. He should demand the attention of every single living being within 10 miles and those beyond should feel his presence in their loins. Every man, woman or beast should moisten at the sight of the imposing bulge in his pantaloons.We needed an Adonis but we get a spindly speck with a 15 year olds beard growth, who would disappear in a crowd of one.How dare they interfere with my man crush!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski the Swift Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 That is an impressive rantN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salome the Persian Witch Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Yeah, not gonna lie. He kinda sucked ass if you were expecting the Adonis with flowing locks. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alytha Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I imagined him looking like Henry Cavill with long hair...A bit disappointed by the result.But it won't be for long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isis Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Yeah, it's a bit of a strange one. He's pretty...anonymous. I am not getting at all why Brienne would go so gaga over this guy either, but I guess we've not really seen him 'perform' as yet.And now I'm wondering what Stannis is going to look like...PS. You said moist(en). That's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usotsuki Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 PS. You said moist(en). That's hot.Unfortunately he also said "pantaloons". That's not hot :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Sean Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 Unfortunately he also said "pantaloons". That's not hot :(You have obviously never seen the right pair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Mongoose Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Sean, if you didn't audition you've only got yourself to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Barry Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Renly's cock is bigger than that 'man'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baxus Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 i'm more dissapointed with the physical appearance of tv-show-robert.in the books he was described as tall and strong, with broad chest and shoulders. [edit]with lots of fat acumulated over the years, but that wouldn't make his frame any smaller[/edit]with all due respect to mark addy and his acting ability, he doesn't look like he could wield the huge warhammer robert is said to have used.and despite all that, tv-show-robert still turned out great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 This is all going to be water under the bridge once we hit the scenes with Cersei and Lancel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alytha Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Ah yes...our gallant young Lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Renly's cock is bigger than that 'man'.Maybe Renly should have been played by zollo in a black, flowing wig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Sean Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 Maybe Renly should have been played by zollo in a black, flowing wig.He said bigger than the man, not the country he was born in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songlian Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Ser Sean, best rant ever. I kinda like the actor they chose. Maybe because I've always imagined Renly more charismatic than solid handsome, while Loras would be the other way around. I do agree that it wouldn't have hurt to go for someone with better looks, though. Also, this is a little off-topic, but since we're discussing Renly, I was a bit disappointed with his absence during the Joffrey - Arya trial. Wanted to see that laughter and Robert's reply. Addy would have owned the scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobin Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Ah yes...our gallant young LordI swore that Lancel was being played by a girl until he opened his mouth and this deeper voice came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivin Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Renly's cock is bigger than that 'man'.Oh God! Now I feel bad for Loras! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Forel Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Thread. Of. The. Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Warpechowski Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I think the actor who curently plays Jaime would be a better choice.Also he doesnt look at all the way I pictured Jaime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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