[BOOK SPOILERS] Sex/Romance: What Fans Wanna See in Future Seasons [MEGA SPOILERS

[MyDogIsNamedDanerys]

"shipping"

tbh, I had to google it. First I thought people would despise the long ship traveling PoVs, (I know everything about fantasy river turtles know !!!), but made no sense put in context.

LOL

Floria your post was a total win, just had to say. :bowdown:

[Woman of War]

By Floria:

"Sandor/Sansa:The fair maid and the emotionally crippled psychopath who murdered/raped his way through westeros and is highly confused by kindness? There is some interaction between Sansa and Sandor, but imho no real material for love scenes. Plus TV-Sandor seems to be too nice. I can see though, why teenage girls on other forums might be shipping this couple. True innocent love changing a beast into a handsome knight. I tell you, 5 years of love, but my friend still keeps randomely distributing his smelly socks all over the place, instead of throwing them into the washing bin...I guess there rather be dragons than him changing this habit."

The greatest analysis of the perspectives in their relationship for long!! :) :) thank you

[littlespider]

So I wandered over here because I'm bored and wanted to post a question about a certain kind of prediction for season 2, but I have to stop and comment on this post:

Sandor/Sansa:

The fair maid and the emotionally crippled psychopath who murdered/raped his way through westeros and is highly confused by kindness? There is some interaction between Sansa and Sandor, but imho no real material for love scenes. Plus TV-Sandor seems to be too nice. I can see though, why teenage girls on other forums might be shipping this couple. True innocent love changing a beast into a handsome knight. I tell you, 5 years of love, but my friend still keeps randomely distributing his smelly socks all over the place, instead of throwing them into the washing bin...I guess there rather be dragons than him changing this habit.

Emotionally crippled? Check. Murderer? Check. Confused by kindness? Check. Smelly socks? Most likely.

In the mean time, please look up "psychopath" in your nearest dictionary. It is an old-fashioned way of saying "sociopath" or more recently "anti-social personality disorder." These symptoms describe Joffrey very well. They do not describe the Hound well at all.

Next, I suggest you go back and reread and note places where it's indicated that Sandor "rapes his way through Westeros." There is no place where he is accused of rape. Rapey desires? Most likely. If you come back and do insist that yes, it's clear that he committed rape because he was seen raping people, then you have failed reading comprehension 101 (I allude to FFC here).

I also suggest you go look up "shipping" again. Teenage girls?? Give me a fucking break. Go ahead and be as insulting as you want. In giving Littlefinger slack, you're basically saying that one pedo (who runs brothels which traffic in 12 year old girls) is more acceptable than another because he, uh, plots? People that ship Sansa with any of her older pedo admirers (of which she has many) are for the most part aware of how deeply, deeply fucked up these situations are.

I'm not suggesting you board the SS SanSan. But 1. don't intentionally misread shit and then insult a large group of readers and 2. if you're going to slam one pedo-creeper that hits on Sansa, then you may as well slam them all.

But anyway, my more important question is this:

We saw a lot of Ros banging away with various lucky gentlemen and ladies last season. We saw lots of doggy-style sex. Some impressive prosthetic dong.

What gratuitous sex scenes do you think we will we see this season? Or, who will get lucky with everyone's favorite red-headed sex worker this season?

*Note: I'm thinking extra-canon here. we know we will see a lot of Shae/Tyrion action, probably some Robb/Jeyne, and potentially Jon/Ygritte.

[Alexia]

What gratuitous sex scenes do you think we will we see this season? Or, who will get lucky with everyone's favorite red-headed sex worker this season?

The Hound. After all, why tell us he patronizes prostitutes when you can show it?

[littlespider]

The Hound. After all, why tell us he patronizes prostitutes when you can show it?

Word. I would like to see this.

But the question is -- will it be a prosthetic?

Hmmm.... do you think Tyrion's misguided "let's get Joffrey laid" plot will happen? Cause that would be highly disturbing.

[Alexia]

But the question is -- will it be a prosthetic?

Brain bleach please. Hodor was absolutely horrifying.

Hmmm.... do you think Tyrion's misguided "let's get Joffrey laid" plot will happen? Cause that would be highly disturbing.

I doubt it and I hope not. And for the record, that was a phenomenally stupid plot. It was such a bad idea that I sat there scratching my head wondering why Tyrion would think its a good idea.

[littlespider]

Brain bleach please. Hodor was absolutely horrifying.

You've got to be kidding me. That was totally hot.

Didn't Natalia Tena say that the prosthetic dong got tossed around a lot on the set?

I doubt it and I hope not. And for the record, that was a phenomenally stupid plot. It was such a bad idea that I sat there scratching my head wondering why Tyrion would think its a good idea.

Nephew likes looking at girls' tits? Budding sadist? Eureka! Get him laid, that will fix all his problems!

That was a facepalm moment.

ETA: Prediction for season 3 is an Oberyn/Ros/Ellaria threesome type thingy. I'm sure we'll see that.

[Alexia]

You've got to be kidding me. That was totally hot.

Didn't Natalia Tena say that the prosthetic dong got tossed around a lot on the set?

Not as hot as Pycelle. :drool:

As for the fate of the prosthetic dong, I can only imagine...

Nephew likes looking at girls' tits? Budding sadist? Eureka! Get him laid, that will fix all his problems!

I'm trying to figure out what that scene was supposed to tell me about Tyrion, and I still haven't come up with anything positive. :bang:

[littlespider]

Not as hot as Pycelle. :drool:

As for the fate of the prosthetic dong, I can only imagine...

The dong will be on ebay for 10 grand in a year or two. I guarantee it.

Let's start poolin our cash now.

[julandro]

I think that in this second season will have fewer sex scenes. It is evident, predictable and secure that Theon and Tyrion will have a sex scene. Jon and Rob can also have its moments.

[littlespider]

Why do you think it will have fewer, Julandro?

This is the first HBO show I have watched, and I do have to say that I was surprised by how much sex there was. As in, non-plot-advancing sex. It used to bug me but now I am over it.

I will certainly not object to more Theon sex! Alfie Allen is strangely unattractive to me, that is, until he disrobes.

[Ygritte Lady Snow]

Jon/Ygritte:

ofc, the love story is an integral part, but I'm not shure how the explicit description and the quantity of the sex-scenes will be handled in the series. In the book, it's like talking/shagging/talking/shagging/talking/shagging/shagging/shagging... it would be porn. I think the authors will go with like one or two sex-scenes, maybe the first one and the cave, but just hint at the other ones.

The cave! plz the cave!!! :drool:

Imagine how cool it'd be if we had an episode called "the lord's kiss". :drunk:

[julandro]

Why do you think it will have fewer, Julandro?

This is the first HBO show I have watched, and I do have to say that I was surprised by how much sex there was. As in, non-plot-advancing sex. It used to bug me but now I am over it.

I will certainly not object to more Theon sex! Alfie Allen is strangely unattractive to me, that is, until he disrobes.

For starters, we do not have to Khal Drogo. I remember that the second book has less sexual content. The first season of the show received bad reviews for the sex scenes. I want to make clear that I like to see sex scenes, but I think the creators are going to give more emphasis to the story. He will spend the same as in "Boardwalk Empire" I'm still very upset that have declined in the second season nudity in sex scenes. Most likely do the same with "Game of Thrones"

I hope to be wrong. It is clear that there will be boobs and nudity, but will not be in the sex scenes.

Let's recap. You have to start discard names as the Hound, Jorah, Sam, Renly and Daenerys! Etc

[jessalyn]

Drogo and Dany weren't the only ones who had sex. And in Book 2 it just is Dany getting less action (though lots of flirting, so who knows what they might do with that...)

Also, in book 2, instead of Drogo/Dany, we have Tyrion/Shae. ;) I wonder if they will show the Kingsguard stripping Sansa? Or how about when the townsfolk rape Lolly? Oh, and Cersei and Lancel. Bronn also mentions that he visits the whorehouses quite a bit...

[julandro]

I do not want to repeat, as I said, some characters as Tyrion, sure will have their sex scene. But when we speculate here it seems they will have sex all the world.

Sansa is a minor. (do not think they filmed hot scenes with her)

And do not know if you remember, but I want to see a scene of Lancel and Cersei, but now I think that with all the sexual content that is in the series, have enough to display. So, I mean that the creators say it is not necessary to show graphic scenes of Lancel and Cersei or other characters (I hope to be wrong) This is what I think is going to happen. It does not mean that I want.

It is also clear that there will be scenes from to fill space, for example see Bronn visiting a whorehouse.

Is that have appointed so many situations and characters that think this will look like a porn film. hahahahahahahaha

[littlespider]

You are so right, Julandro!

So far we have Bronn and the Hound down for appointments with Ms. Ros. I also nominate Shagga.

And I think we will have some Cersei and Lancel action as well, in addition to copious action from Tyrion/Shae.

[Alexia]

Shagga seems more likely to get himself a rape scene with some poor townswoman, than a scene with Ros. I don't think he bothers to pay for it.

Does Ygritte/Jon happen in ACOK? I never remember. I suspect we'll get Jeyne/Robb too.

[littlespider]

You never know, Tyrion may hook Shagga up. I just want to see how full Ros's appointment book will be come Season 2.

Jon/Ygritte happens in CoK. Someone else suggested an episode called "the Lord's Kiss." This is genius. I suspect, though, that some Jon/Ygritte will appear in season 2.

[julandro]

Shagga seems more likely to get himself a rape scene with some poor townswoman, than a scene with Ros. I don't think he bothers to pay for it.

Does Ygritte/Jon happen in ACOK? I never remember. I suspect we'll get Jeyne/Robb too.

etc etc etc. I insist again, Game of Thrones is not True Blood.

If we review, we have many characters with the potential to have a sex scene, it is impossible to film every scene. They will not dare. Besides, you just have to watch. In Season 1 there are only 3 sex scenes (not counting Viserys scene, that was not at all) was the most graphic of Theon, lesbians and a little between Daenerys and Drogo (for me is insufficient) But the funniest thing is that no graphic scenes of Tyrion, blowjob scene happens only briefly. And the scene of Loras and Renly only are sexual situations, but no sex scenes.

[Miryana]

Since there was a bit of talk about the relative lack of male nudity in S1, I wonder whether we'll see naked Jaime in S3; Coster-Waldau has done nudity before (Bent with Clive Owen). I can't remember anything about the other male actors, though. Gillen was in Queer as Folk UK and I'd imagine that included racy scenes, but Littlefinger/Lysa doesnt seem like a sex scene they'd want to focus on.

I suspect we'll get Jeyne/Robb too.

I thought they'd have Robb/Jeyne this season, but the lack of Reed&Reek casting announcements has made me wonder about the timeline. Now I think they might have sexual tension/romance in S2 and end it by going to the Crag, then sex and marriage due to Winterfell news in S3.