RathHood Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 oh and one more...King Robert to stupid Lancel: You heard The Hand. Go find the breast plate stretcher. Now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolwynia Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Sansa: "I'll be a queen just like you, I promise. I won't hatch anything."(When I heard that, I couldn't help thinking of Dany, and what she was soon to be hatching across the sea.)Ser Barristan: "Even now I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cop out Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Almost anything coming out of Tyrion's mouth. Sansa: "I'll be a queen just like you, I promise. I won't hatch anything."(When I heard that, I couldn't help thinking of Dany, and what she was soon to be hatching across the sea.)Haha, that was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asharak Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Robb: Did you get a look at his daughters?Cat: I did.long pauseRobb: And?long pauseCat: ...one was...long pause-Robb: Tell lord Tywin winter is coming for him. 20 000 Northerners marching south to find out if he really does shit gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Jaime to Catelyn: 'You look lovely tonight Lady Stark. Widowhood becomes you. Your bed must be lonely, is that why you came? I'm not at my best, but I think I could be of service. Here, slip out of that gown and we'll see if I'm up to it.'This and Littlefinger's "naked Knight" comment to Barristan made my blood boil.Some people are too noble or graceful to be mocked like that. Learn some respect, boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Baelish Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 King Robert "Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse, did you know that?"And the whole Ned/Robert/Lancel exchange that followed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NW Deserter Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I'd forgotten about the "What a stupid name" line. That was freakin' gold."Lancel Lannister. Who named you? Some half-wit with a stutter?" :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
age Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 'There are no man like me. Only me.' brilliant arrogance :thumbsup: This one for me. Love it. Jaime to a tee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emyn Grey Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 "Bow, ya shits!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfrenchy Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Sansa: I don't want someone brave and gentle and strong. I want him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluerex Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Ned: "What you suggest is treason"Littlefinger: "Only if we lose!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinso Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 "No gold! ... Fuck off!" Mord was amazing.Also, "Stay low." and "You wouldn't know him." were pretty good as well. Bronn often cracks me up like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So1ar Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 "I will not sit idle by and wait for the snows to come.."visery:"with one egg i can buy a ship. with two eggs a ship and an army."jorah:"..and you have all 3"viserys:"i need a large army!"King Robert to stupid Lancel: You heard The Hand. Go find the breast plate stretcher. Now!can someone explain to me why that's so funny? i really don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinso Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Because there is no such thing as a "breastplate stretcher", but Lancel is stupid and scared spitless and rushes on to seek it without thinking? Also, Mark Addy's delivery? There, I killed the beast for ya :wideeyed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebla Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Robert, behinds closed doors with a wench: "I bet you smell like blackberry jam. C'mere, lemme smell you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyFriend Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I couldn't help myself...I had to write down Tyrion's whole confession:Tyrion: “Where do I begin, my Lords and Ladies? I’m a vile man. I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated. Gambled and whored.I’m not particularly good at violence, but I’m good at convincing others to do violence for me.You want specifics, I suppose.When I was 7, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes. I can still see her tits bouncing.When I was 10, I stuffed my uncles boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged and I escaped justice. When I was 12, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew – which I do believe my sister ate (at least I hope she did). I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel…”Lysa: “SILENCE!!!!!!!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyFriend Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I also love:Shaggar: "How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?"Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock."Bran: "I'm not a cripple."Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will be rejoiced to hear it."Tyrion: "And how do a bear's balls taste?"Yoren: "A bit chewy. What about you, milord. What's the strangest thing you've eaten?"Tyrion: "Do Dornish girls count?"Tyrion: "And go celibate? The whores would go begging from Casterly Rock. I just want to stand on the edge and piss off the end of the world."Ros: "The queen has two brothers?"Tyrion: "There's the pretty one, and there's the clever one."Ros: "I hear they call him the imp."Tyrion: "I hear he hates that nickname."Ros: "Oh? I hear he's more than earned it. I hear he's a drunken little lecher, prone to all manner of perversions."Tyrion: "Clever girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyFriend Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 'There are no man like me. Only me.' brilliant arrogance :thumbsup: I LOVED THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noir Dove Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 "I kicked him in the balls! And I kept kicking him until he was dead!" -Hot Pie"I didn't say it was your honor." -Old Bear"It's an improvement. " Jon Snow"War was easier than daughters." -Nedthose are all I can remember at the moment, but I know I laughed a lot during the show. And for all the right reasons too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George RR Martin Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 "There are no men like me" wasn't an added line per se, but it was moved up from ACOK. Definitely one of the best lines in the series."Your mother was a milkmaid before I squirted you into her" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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