assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 There was a thread like this a couple of months ago that was kind of a riot to read. But it's way back now and probably forgotten, and I'm too lazy to go looking for it. :PIt is what it sounds like: Take a line from the books and insert Hodor's name. I'll start, using my favorite one from the original thread.Jaime: "There are no men like me. Only Hodor." See? :DIt also works if Hodor becomes, like, the Chuck Norris of Westeros. "Hodor is the Prince That Was Promised. It is known." "Hodor is actually the one who killed Arthur Dayne." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slychd Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 It is Hodor! It is not Hodor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 "You know nothing, Hodor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet_cersei Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 A Hodor always pays its debts.Where Hodor's go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_horn Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Hodor wore no crown, but he was all a king should ever be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 "Well bugger me with a rusty spear! It's Hodor!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Gimp Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Hodor is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chise Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 What is Hodor may never die, but rise again, harder and stronger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shadowbinder Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 All Hodor must die,Or alternatively...All men must Hodor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Men Must Rhyme Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Where Hodor's go.That is brilliant :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_horn Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Hodor is coming.LAWL!!!!! So friggin' gross, but so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimeisnotazombie Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The Hodor remembers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonHo Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 she’s been fucking Hodor and Hodor and probably Hodor for all I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Gimp Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 As High As Hodor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 A Hodor Always Pays His DebtsFamily, Duty, HodorHodor Is ComingHodor Does Not SowUnbowed, Unbent, UnHodor'dOurs Is The HodorHear Hodor Roar!Growing HodorAs High As HodorFire and HodorHere Hodor StandsCome Try HodorHodor Lights The WayHodor Remembers I could keep going, and going, and going ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Snake No. 9 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 For the night is dark, and full of Hodor.Thank you guys, all y'all are tooooo funny. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Gimp Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 "My name is Hodor. Hodor, it rhymes with....uh, Hodor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Hodor did not, in the end, shit gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A song of rice and fire Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The one I posted on the other thread wasAnd who are you, the proud lord said that I should bow so low?HodorTime for some knew onesShe had seen scarecrows with more flesh. His face was a skull with skin, his hair bone-white and filthy. And he stank. Just the sight of him filled Asha with revulsion.He raised his eyes. "Sister. See. This time I knew you."Asha's heart skipped a beat. "Hodor?"They were all around him, have a dozen of them, white-faced Hodors with dark eyes, boy Hodors and girl Hodors together.And in their hands, the daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onarjyo Khsatriya Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 “Can a man still be HODOR if he’s afraid?”“That is the only time a man can be HODOR,” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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