GiantofLannister Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 All Dwarves are Hodors in their father's eyes.Hodor fought valiantly, Hodor fought nobly, Hodor fought bravely. And Hodor died.For the night is dark and full of Hodors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serie Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 "You didn't wed a fool Hodor Hodor!""Men are such thundering great Hodors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It is known. Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Definitely not my favourite line but:Fat pink Hodor (too far?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straniero Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 For the night is dark, and full of Hodor.Yes! Hahaha!Not exactly the most popular quote from ADWD, but amusing both pre- and post-Hodorization:"Half of my army is made up of unHodors," ... had replied. "I will have no burnings. Hodor harder."Also...Keep walking. If I look back I am Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinebreaker Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Can we expand it to other books/movies???I want your clothes, your boots and your Hodor-cycle.Blues riff in B, Watch me for the changes, try to keep Hodor.Hodor? Where we're going we don't need Hodor.Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty Hodor.Hodor? You can't handle the Hodor.To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their Hodor.Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good Hodor by your side, kid.Hodor, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.I love the smell of Hodor in the morning, smells like victory.We're gonna need a bigger Hodor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khal Worthington Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Well, from the TV series:What do we say to the god of death? HODOR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewJeffCT Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Slave master (forgot his name): "I hope you come to treat my like you treat your father"Tyrion: "Hodor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark@heart Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 The Hodor has 3 heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewJeffCT Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Can we expand it to other books/movies???I want your clothes, your boots and your Hodor-cycle.Blues riff in B, Watch me for the changes, try to keep Hodor.Hodor? Where we're going we don't need Hodor.Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty Hodor.Hodor? You can't handle the Hodor.To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their Hodor.Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good Hodor by your side, kid.Hodor, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.I love the smell of Hodor in the morning, smells like victory.We're gonna need a bigger HodorMay the Hodor be with you.Ding Dong, the Hodor's Dead, the Wicked Hodor's Dead.Frankly, my dear, I don't give a HodorI'm going to make him a Hodor he can't refuseHodor phone homeHodor, we have a problemHodor, for lack of a better word, is goodForget it Jake, it's Hodoror, Forget it Hodor, it's ChinatownNobody puts Hodor in a cornerHodor, James Hodor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark@heart Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 The Hodor is the riddle, not the riddler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mor2 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Is there hodor hidden in the village? Where is hodor? Where did he go? How many men were with hodor? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many? Is there hodor in the village? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mor2 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I shall wear this as a badge of hodor.Wear it in silence or I'll hodor you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvik Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 If there are gods, they made sheep so Hodor could eat mutton, and they made the weak for Hodor to play with.omg, amazing idea, someone mentioned the 'jokes thread' anyone got a link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mor2 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Don't make me rue the day I hodored your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "A Lannister always pays his debts." ......................................................... DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seekrit Targaryen Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "First I killed her screaming little whelp. Then I raped her. Then I smashed her fucking head in. Like Hodor.""Don't make me rue the day I raped Hodor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Rickon and his Dawg Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Rickon patted Hodor's muzzle, damp with blood. "I let him loose. He doesn't like chains". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvik Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 As useful as nipples on a Hodor.A Lannister always pays his Hodor.You know Hodor, Jon Snow."This is not the day I Hodor," said Jojen.He had never paid much attention to Meera, aside from eyeing her once or twice and wondering is she was still a Hodor.He never felt the fourth Hodor."It is Hodor." Irri agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A song of rice and fire Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is Hodor when I lay My vengeance upon thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in the South Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 The Hodor Remembers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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