JackSpadegi Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 "I will take what is mine, with fire and Tormund's Member"[ADwD END] And in their hands, the Tormund's Members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmure Floppy-Fish Tully Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Tormund's member is coming(and a mighty pike it is!)"Tyrell swords will make me king. Rowan and Tarly and Caron will make me king, with axe and mace and Tormund's member"(well, Tarly might... with a Fat Pink Mast :/ )"They plunged through Stannis like Tormund's member through a pumpkin..."(or through an apple pie...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josiahmorgan11 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Tourmunds Member, Tormunds Member all black and brown and covered with hairHear Tormunds Member RoarFire and Tormunds Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmanoj Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 "and for the first time in hundreds of years, the night came alive with the music of Tormund's member" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erolyn Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 "Rhaegar fought Tormund's member. And Rhaegar died." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lan the Clever Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 "A naked Tormund's member holds few secrets; a flayed Tormund's member holds none at all.""Go to them with both fists full of golden dragons," the king said in an acid tone." That should prove persuasive. Twenty thousand Tormund's members should suffice. Do not return with fewer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisandDaeny Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 "He had forgotten Catelyn, until Tormund's member came crashing on the back of his head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisandDaeny Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 (Brienne scenes from the Smelly Goose inn or however that's translated)Tormund's member looked like the gods had kneaded her from unbaked clay. '... to a place no stag ever found, although perhaps Tormund's member could.' With silver she wouldn't get the truth out of him, she felt. With Tormund's member she probably would, or not. Steel would offer more certainty. Briënne touched her dagger and then put her hand in her pouch. She found Tormund's member and put it on the barrel. "Where to?" The scruffy man snatched Tormund's member and bit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 "A single blast of the horn meant brothers returning... Two blasts for foes approaching... Three means Tormund's Member..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisandDaeny Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Lord Tyrel the warrior Cersei mused. He should have Tormund's member as his sigil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
direwolfprincess Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 "Admit it, Imp. Given a choice between f--ing Tormund's member and fighting the Mountain, you'd have your breeches down and your cock up before a man could blink." -Bronn"A lovely Tormund's Member , I have no doubt. Moisten it as often as you wish...but see that your dew falls nowhere else." - Tyrion Was this really my introduction to Westeros? *facepalm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouSnowNothing Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 No godless man may sit Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tormund's Member sends his regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 "Promise me Tormund's member, Ned." -Lyanna"If you want to fuck Tormund's painted member, you'll fuck Tormund's painted member." -Cersei"I only ever loved one," Littlefinger whispered. "Tormund's member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Tormund'th Member... you are my captifth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 The Drowned God demands we hold Tormund's member!I decalre a trial by Tormund's member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddard of the house stark Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 "Tormund's member send its regards""A mind needs books as Tormund's member needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Jon: I have something for you, and it has to be packed very carefully.Arya: Tormund's member?Jon: Close the door....Jon: Tormund's member is no toy. Be careful you don't cut yourself.Arya: It's so skinny!Jon: So are you... It won't hack a man's head off, but it can poke him full of holes if you're quick enough.Arya: I can be quick!Jon: You'll have to work at it every day... How's it feel? Do you like the balance?Arya: I think so...Jon: First lesson: Stick 'em with the pointy end.Arya: I know which end to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Soprano Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 What battles has Tormund's Member ever won that I should fear him?Mine is the strength of Tormund's Member, a strength that the Crow's Eye cannot hope to match. Or, alternatively:Mine is the strength of the sea, a strength that Tormund's Member cannot hope to match. Nine sons were born from Tormund's member. This is fun! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Mine is the strength of Tormund's Member, a strength that the Crow's Eye cannot hope to match.:lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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