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Modern conveniences that ASOIAF characters will benefit from


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Brienne: plastic surgery for her bitten cheek.

Slaver’s bay: atomic bomb so we never hear of this place again

Sweetrobin: Ritalin

Tyrion, Sandor and a bunch of others: AA reunions

The Others: electric heat, anger management therapy

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The Lannisters: Family Therapy

Robert Baratheon: Weight Loss Clinics

Lord Walder Frey: A Vasectomy

Varys The Spider: Hair Transplants, prostestic (sp?)

Stannis Baratheon: Movies and a Toupee

Melisandre: Milkshakes and A/C

The Night's Watch: Electricity

Samwell Tarly: Self Defense training

Robb Stark: Support Group

Catelyn Stark: Support Group

Lysa Arryn: Psychological Meds

Arya Stark: The Foster Home system

Ser Gregor Clegane: Anger Management

The Red Viper: Vasectomy

Dany Targ: Public Relations Firm

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The Entire Realm needs to go on Maury for free DNA testing . . . then all this mess would be sorted out about who's the child of who .

Robert . . You are NOT the father of Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen!!

Jaime: YOU ARE THE FATHER of Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen

Tywin: NOOooooooooo

Queen Cersei: "Runs behind the stage and starts crying . .. . while Maury says, It's okay, it's all right."

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The Lannisters: Family Therapy

Robert Baratheon: Weight Loss Clinics

Lord Walder Frey: A Vasectomy

Varys The Spider: Hair Transplants, prostestic (sp?)

Stannis Baratheon: Movies and a Toupee

Melisandre: Milkshakes and A/C

The Night's Watch: Electricity

Samwell Tarly: Self Defense training

Robb Stark: Support Group

Catelyn Stark: Support Group

Lysa Arryn: Psychological Meds

Arya Stark: The Foster Home system

Ser Gregor Clegane: Anger Management

The Red Viper: Vasectomy

Dany Targ: Public Relations Firm

That'll make her SO MUCH hotter. Milkshakes... :drool:

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Lyanna/Brandon/Arya- Anger management classes

Lyanna/Johanna- A restraining order, and a SWAT team.

Rhaegar- Zoloft, and a copy of "Dances with Wolves."

Aerys/Dany/Viserys- Zoloft, and perhaps a relaxing stay at a soothing medspa.

Elia/Rhaella- a good divorce Lawyer.

ANYONE coming within range of Aerys- a fire extinguisher and a strait jacket.

Tyrion- CONDOMS, and a GPS system

Dany- CONDOMS, and a GPS system

Robert and Cersei- a 12-step program, couples counseling, and a paternity test.

Ned and Caitlyn- Couples Counseling

Jon- a Paternity test and a good Estate Lawyer.

Ser Jorah- a copy of "How not to be Pathetic in less than Thirty Days"- and a good divorce Lawyer.

Jaimie- a prosthetic hand, as well as a DVD copy of "Robocop."

Ashara Dayne- a life jacket.

Tywin Lannister- free tickets to Saturday Night Live.

And for everyone in Westeros- a tutorial on how to avoid clowns- especially Patchface.

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