AngrySoviet Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Stannis- a dentistDany- mental health care/ psychiatristNight's Watch- Pornography/Internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal'c Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Antibiotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Selyse - IPL hair removal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroucia Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Brienne: plastic surgery for her bitten cheek.Slaver’s bay: atomic bomb so we never hear of this place againSweetrobin: RitalinTyrion, Sandor and a bunch of others: AA reunionsThe Others: electric heat, anger management therapy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kephv Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Everyone - cell phonesArya - sniper rifle therapyJon - emergency surgeryJaime - better prosthetic hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brashcandy Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 King Bob - The Maury ShowLysa Tully - A lie detector test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceAdam Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Stannis - DNA TestsWell not only Stannis with all the other parentage theories/rumours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Marriage counseling for Robert and Cersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroucia Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Marriage counseling for Robert and CerseiDIVORCE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 DIVORCE!!!Well if the one making the counseling was sane and with some modern sensibilities he would have suggested divorce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServantOnIce Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 The Lannisters: Family TherapyRobert Baratheon: Weight Loss ClinicsLord Walder Frey: A VasectomyVarys The Spider: Hair Transplants, prostestic (sp?)Stannis Baratheon: Movies and a ToupeeMelisandre: Milkshakes and A/CThe Night's Watch: Electricity Samwell Tarly: Self Defense trainingRobb Stark: Support GroupCatelyn Stark: Support GroupLysa Arryn: Psychological MedsArya Stark: The Foster Home systemSer Gregor Clegane: Anger ManagementThe Red Viper: VasectomyDany Targ: Public Relations Firm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night's King Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Lord Walder Frey: A VasectomyBest. Post. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night's King Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Littlefinger: Bid For Presidency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServantOnIce Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 The Entire Realm needs to go on Maury for free DNA testing . . . then all this mess would be sorted out about who's the child of who . Robert . . You are NOT the father of Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen!!Jaime: YOU ARE THE FATHER of Joffrey, Myrcella, and TommenTywin: NOOoooooooooQueen Cersei: "Runs behind the stage and starts crying . .. . while Maury says, It's okay, it's all right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon greyscale Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 For westeros in general: Global warming and the U.N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DornishKnight Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 The Lannisters: Family TherapyRobert Baratheon: Weight Loss ClinicsLord Walder Frey: A VasectomyVarys The Spider: Hair Transplants, prostestic (sp?)Stannis Baratheon: Movies and a ToupeeMelisandre: Milkshakes and A/CThe Night's Watch: ElectricitySamwell Tarly: Self Defense trainingRobb Stark: Support GroupCatelyn Stark: Support GroupLysa Arryn: Psychological MedsArya Stark: The Foster Home systemSer Gregor Clegane: Anger ManagementThe Red Viper: VasectomyDany Targ: Public Relations FirmThat'll make her SO MUCH hotter. Milkshakes... :drool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatDave Umber Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Varys- wiretapping technologyRobert- condomsEdd Tollet- open mic nightWesteros- Democracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatDave Umber Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 That'll make her SO MUCH hotter. Milkshakes... :drool:That'll make her SO MUCH hotter. Milkshakes... :drool: Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia of the knife Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Lyanna/Brandon/Arya- Anger management classesLyanna/Johanna- A restraining order, and a SWAT team.Rhaegar- Zoloft, and a copy of "Dances with Wolves."Aerys/Dany/Viserys- Zoloft, and perhaps a relaxing stay at a soothing medspa.Elia/Rhaella- a good divorce Lawyer.ANYONE coming within range of Aerys- a fire extinguisher and a strait jacket.Tyrion- CONDOMS, and a GPS systemDany- CONDOMS, and a GPS systemRobert and Cersei- a 12-step program, couples counseling, and a paternity test.Ned and Caitlyn- Couples CounselingJon- a Paternity test and a good Estate Lawyer.Ser Jorah- a copy of "How not to be Pathetic in less than Thirty Days"- and a good divorce Lawyer.Jaimie- a prosthetic hand, as well as a DVD copy of "Robocop."Ashara Dayne- a life jacket.Tywin Lannister- free tickets to Saturday Night Live.And for everyone in Westeros- a tutorial on how to avoid clowns- especially Patchface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Lannister Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Walder Frey could probably do with a pack of condoms.Well, okay... maybe he should buy in bulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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