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[TV Spoilers] *Snap* Quotes

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Hound: You're just like me. Only smaller.

Bronn: Aye. And quicker.

*SNAP*

Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.

Tyrion: I'm entirely sure that you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting.

*SNAP*

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Tyrion: Those are brave men breaking down that gate. Lets go kill them.

*Snap*

Hound: F**k the King.

*Snap*

Cersei: Tears are not a woman's only weapon, the best is between your legs.

*Snap*

Sansa: I shall pray for you (Tyrion) as I do for Joffrey.

*Snap*

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The dialogue between Cersei and Tommen at the end beats any one-liners as far as I'm concerned.

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"Hundreds will die!"

.

.

.

"Thousands."

It snapped. It crackled. And it fucking exploded in storm of wildfire.

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Also...

"Any man dies with a clean sword....I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!!"

Oh snap.

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Sansa: You were Robert's queen.

Cersei: And you will be Joffrey's. Enjoy!

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Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."

Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it."

:D

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Damn, we so can find George in those lines !

And the always amazing:

"These are brave men (knocking on our doors), lets go kill them !"

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"I will pray for your safe return my Lord"

"Will you?"

"Just as I pray for the King's"

And her look then!

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"Hound, tell my uncle..."

"Lancel, tell the Hound to tell the king..."

That whole conversation was priceless.

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Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."

Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it."

:D

I just came here to post that one but I see that I've been beaten :P

Tywin: "The battle is over. We have won".

*the snap that ends the episode*

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Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."

Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it."

:D

:agree: This. I didn't quite catch it the first time, and I rewatched it and I cracked up. That's why Martin is awesome. "Quarterman" ..... So brilliant, such a brilliant man and writer

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"Stannis is a killer.

The Lannisters are killers.

Your father was a killer.

Your brother is a killer.

Your babies will be killers someday.

The world is build by killers."

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"Hundreds will die!"

.

.

.

"Thousands."

It snapped. It crackled. And it fucking exploded in storm of wildfire.

That look on Stannis's face was great in that scene too. I can't quite remember what it was but it was actually kind of funny. Lancel had a great reaction to to when Tyrion said they would put Joffrey's pinched head on a spike.

Tyrion: "I chopped wood once. Actually, I watched my brother chop wood once."

Such a Tyrion Lannister line.

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"But...what would you have me do uncle? :dunno: "

"Lead. Why would these men fight if you don't?"

Joff to Lancel: "What did my mother say, did she have urgent business with me?" Scared Joff is funny.

"But you were Robert's queeeeeeeeeeeeen"

"And you will be Joffrey's queen. Enjoy it!"

Edit: I forgot the Hound

Hound: Someone bring me a drink. Fuck, that's water?! Bring me wine

Tyrion: Can I get you some iced milk too with a nice bowl of raspberries too?

Hound: Eat Shit dwarf.

Joffrey: Dog, I command you to go back out there and fight .

Tyrion: You're kingsguard Clegane. We must beat them back or they're going to take the city. Your king's city

Hound: Fack the kingsguard. Fack the city. Fack the king

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Whore: poor nose

Bronn: Don't feel sorry for him, he'll be half way up your ass before the night's through.

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The Hound

"Fuck the Kngsgaurd"

"Fuck the City"

"and Fuck the King"

HBO.... I want a Tshirt !!!!

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"So you'll be outside the gates fighting in the vanguard?"

"A king doesn't discuss battle plans with stupid girls"

"I'm sorry, Your Grace. You're right, I'm stupid. Of course you'll be in the vanguard. They say my brother Robb always goes where the fighting's thickest. And he's only a pretender."

SNAP

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Tyrion vs Stannis

Tyrion:

Men form up !

Men, MEN !

They say that i'm only half a man, but what makes that the lot of you?

bla bla bla bla

bla bla

bla bla

bla

Men: Yeeeeah !!!

Stannis: Come with me and take this city.

Men: Yeeeah !!!

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

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