Sand Snake No. 9 Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Top of my list -- any scene contain a description of a penis and/or nipples.Second -- any scene involving bodily fluids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gar Weg Wun Sygerrik Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Second -- any scene involving bodily fluids.Thought I was the only one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Soprano Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Fat Pink Mast. :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davos' fingertip Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Sam and Gilly. What. The. Hell. Was. That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darndes Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Although it wasn't detailed too much in the book, for me it would have to be Cersei and Jamie getting it on in the sept with Joff's corpse right there...idk why, but this one had me shaking my head the most... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l3ol3o Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I concur. Worst of all if you picturing the leering that Ramsay is doing at the time.(I can deal with the whole "fat pink mast" scene, and wouldn't complain about seeing Cersei exploring the Myrish swamp.)Also, the implications of Sweets and the Yellow Whale are simply not something I want to think about.The scene with Ramsey is probably the most disturbing scene in the series for me because of the way I picture Ramsey in that scene with some evil grin. Didn't Ramsey leave bite marks on her also? Hes one sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 If I just look at consensual sex scenes, then I'll go with Fat Pink Mast.I'd also like to add that Martin has probably managed to put the two most cringe worth descriptions ever given of a penis together in print.Fat Pink MastBulbous Purple HeadMen everywhere should be insulted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arctic Cowboy Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Like Monica21 said, Jaime and Cersei's scene in the sept. Sex next to the corpse of their own son in all the glory of Cersei's red flower? Eeew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarkWhite Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Any time The Imp gets laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naathi Prince Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Also, the implications of Sweets and the Yellow Whale are simply not something I want to think about.ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolex Baratheon Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Why on earth did Gilly breastfeed Sam?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woman of War Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 If I just look at consensual sex scenes, then I'll go with Fat Pink Mast.I'd also like to add that Martin has probably managed to put the two most cringe worth descriptions ever given of a penis together in print.Fat Pink MastBulbous Purple HeadMen everywhere should be insulted.Do you think Gilly would have preferred a Soft White Worm?And the big fat irony here is that the description of Tyrion's erect penis is actually anatomically quite correct. This is probably the part of his body where Tyrion is indeed just like any other man. Only Sansa has, at the age of twelve, fortunately never seen a penis in action before and for an unbiased onlooker a man's staff may indeed be of debatable beauty. :D Even Loras' best friend might have shocked her here.These books are definitely misandric :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weaselontherun Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 aDwD Theon POV pg 683 Arya (Jeyne) "...with him...or..or...with..the..dog...or.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scipio Africanus Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 aDwD Theon POV pg 683 Arya (Jeyne) "...with him...or..or...with..the..dog...or.."Yep.Actually now that I think of it only three sexscenes DIDN'T make me cringe, Jon with Ygritte, Asha with Qarl and Aerys Oakheart with Arianne.The rest is pretty cringeworthy, with Ramsay Snow taking the cherry on the cake. The Imp's many laisons are mostly hilarious, there's always something exploding with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 If I just look at consensual sex scenes, then I'll go with Fat Pink Mast.I'd also like to add that Martin has probably managed to put the two most cringe worth descriptions ever given of a penis together in print.Fat Pink MastBulbous Purple HeadMen everywhere should be insulted.we are, though from my perspective there is little aesthetically pleasing about male genitalia, especially compared to a woman's sex parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 cersei licking the fruits of Robert's labor off her hands always makes me gag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 we are, though from my perspective there is little aesthetically pleasing about male genitalia, especially compared to a woman's sex partsI've heard the male genitilia described as "sword and pearls" amongst other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitakon Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 try and read those small paper back romance novelettes, and you can read the most colorful description of a human sex parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I've heard the male genitilia described as "sword and pearls" amongst other things."franks and beans" "franks and beans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 "franks and beans" "franks and beans"Bangers and mash, anyone? :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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