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Classified Ads (ok so add your own if yours are so much better :P )

Employment

Immediate opening for Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch. Apply in person at Castle Black. Previous experience protecting the realm of men and resistance to daggers a plus. Bring references of oathkeeping.

For Sale

Beautifully carved statues of the Seven Gods. Lightly scorched but will buff out. Inquire at the Sept of Dragonstone.

Items Lost

Missing Great Sword, sword is named “Ice” and was last seen in Kings Landing. Reward offered contact probate maester reff: Stark estate.

Missing three sail of Dromons of war. Last seen at Kings Landing Quay. Reward offered for safe return to same.

Items Found

Found one whore answers to the name Tish. Gently used. Contact me where whores go.

Items Wanted

WTB breast plate without nipples. Will pay cash or partial trade of used nippled breast plate.

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Single white male from the Lannisport area, early 50s, successful and generou$$$, seeks young, pretty, bedwarmer who will show me a fun time in exchange for having her rent, bills and tuition paid. Can also take you on shopping trips. Must be discreet. Prefer women who have slept with a noseless dwarf recently.

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