Mran Zark Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Living in a gothic castle with bunch of kids and growing older than any other old lords(except queen of thorns) makes me to think him a vampire. Maybe they killed many northmen at red wedding because the Freys need blood to drink. If he is, we can kill him by exposing him to sunlight and garlics. :) yeah...Freys ...dead....dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitakon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Yes. He has a vampire disease though. He grows older. But is still immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pellaeon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Wasn't his wife pregnant? Real Vampires can't breed on this way, only sparkling farys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitakon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 They can. What have you been watching? Surely Edward did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of Winter Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I think I'd go and slap GRRM if he tried the vampire thing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pellaeon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 They can. What have you been watching? Surely Edward did.I read good Vamppire storys like Dracula, Vampires can't breed, or look into the mythology, they can't. And Edward isn't a Vampire. Vampires are the literarily equivalent of the dark desire in the human soul, selfish, destructiv, calculating, without any good characteristics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Gathers Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 If he was a vampire he wouldn't get feebler as he gets older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Is this a parody of the old Snape is a vampire theory (from the Harry Potter fandom)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Groat Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 "Is Walder Frey a vampire?" -OPHeh, mayhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitakon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I read good Vamppire storys like Dracula, Vampires can't breed, or look into the mythology, they can't. And Edward isn't a Vampire. Vampires are the literarily equivalent of the dark desire in the human soul, selfish, destructiv, calculating, without any good characteristicsEveryone knows vampires are cute and glittering people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pellaeon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Everyone knows vampires are cute and glittering people.Do you know Hellsing with Alucard, I could give you six more on the spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I think I'd go and slap GRRM if he tried the vampire thing at all.He has. He wrote a very good vampire novel called Fevre Dream in the early 1980s. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitakon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Do you know Hellsing with Alucard, I could give you six more on the spotmade up stories. everyone knows bella and edward are real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 In Fevre Dream, incidentally, the vampires do breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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