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your ideal a song of ice and fire ending (merged threads)


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Here we go:

Brienne leads Jaime to UnCat, and a battle ensues. Pod and Hyle turn out alive, but they are killed by BWB man. Brienne sees sense and kills UnCat. Jaime has to break his vow never to fight when the Blackfish turns up, and he resents this. Brienne and Jaime hide nearby, and Jaime realises he is in love with her. But that would betray his kingsguard vow, and because she already caused him to break another one, combined with the fact that she was responsible for the trap, Jaime forsakes his honor for the last time and attacks her. He leaves her for dead but she survives. He then makes for King's Landing.

UnCat learns that Eddard never cheated on her, and dies happily after she discovers somehow that not all her children are dead (through the Ghost of high hill???)

Dany takes over Jhaqo's khalasar in Essos and takes them to Meereen, where Drogon joins them. In the battle there she receives the horn from Victarion. Vic duels Barristan and they both die. Dany conquers Meereen, and she is joined by Tyrion, who exposes the Harpy. Daario is dead. Dany kills Hizdahr when she realised he has betrayed her. Dany gathers her army. They take Vic's ships and sail around the world

Sansa beats Littlefinger and he has to flee to Essos, where he hires Arya to kill him. Arya accepts because she realises she wants to go back to Westeros, she doesn't who she has to kill at first. Petyr vanishes and Arya makes for the Vale, unaware of who's waiting there for her: Sansa, securing her position.

Stannis conquers Winterfell and Theon kills Ramsay before dying himself. Roose survives and regroups with other bannerman. Asha escapes and sets out for the Iron Islands with Damphair, who needs someone to overthrow Euron.

Jon awakes from a coma at the Wall, his body was protected by Mel. He has learned in his dreams that Bran is alive. Val kills Marsh, and Jon becomes the 1000th LC.

Margaery and Cersei both lose their trials but Cersei escapes. Margaery, who isn't a maid AT ALL, is put to death. Tommen is killed by Garlan Tyrell in retaliation and Myrcella is crowned, but Cersei's incest is finally exposed and her last child dies as well.

Dany sails around the world and arrives at Westeros, taking Casterly Rock, with Tyrion's help. It turns out Tysha never left the place. Whores always go to where the gold is, Tyrion thinks.

Davos brings Rickon and Osha to Winterfell and Stannis beats Roose, eventually taking the North completely, he dies however after naming Rickon (the King in the North) his heir.

The Others finally attack the Wall, but Jon holds them back for now, together with the Wildlings.

Bran is in the cave and takes Bloodraven's spot after he dies at last. Jojen dies, then Hodor, and eventually Meera, until Bran is all alone, but this takes years.

Arianna marries Aegon and Dorne and the Stormlands unite.

Arya reaches the Vale but refrains from killing Sansa. Their reunion makes them realise who they are and they are overjoyed to see each other again. They travel to the North, leaving the Vale to Harry the Heir.

Dany takes the crownlands and part of the riverlands, meeting Aegon, who took Storm's End, in battle. He steals Rhaegal and the second Dance of the Dragons begins.

Brienne finds Sansa and Arya, on their way to Winterfell, and takes solace in the fact that she fulfilled her vow to Catelyn. She escorts them.

Aeron Damphair and Asha arrive at the iron islands. Aeron kills Euron, becoming a kinslayer, and then drowns. Asha is crowned their Queen.

The Wall falls, Melisandre and Selyse die, Castle Black falls, and Jon retreats to Winterfell with some others. Davos has brought Rickon there, and Sansa and Arya arrive there as well. THE STARK REUNION!!! Bittersweet and sad, but fantastic. Winterfell is now the base of operations for Stannis' remaning forces, united behhind Rickon.

Jaime and Cersei meet each other close to King's Landing. She yells at him, and he gets mad. At last Jaime does the honorable thing, strangling her, but she takes his sword and stabs him as he does this. They both die, leaving the world together as they once came into it....

The Tyrells seat a bastard of Robert on the throne (Gendry) but he refuses to play their game, they then crown Willas, the eldest Tyrell child.

Asha, Dany, Aegon, Rickon and Willas are now at war. R+L=J, but the only people who know they before they can share their knowledge and Jon never learns. Meanwhile, the BWB kills some Freys. Sam Tarly figures out some Citadel secrets but Dany conquers Oldtown and he sails north again.

Dany defeats Aegon, Rhaegal dies, and Dorne kneels quickly instead of resisting as they once did. Asha makes an alliance with the North.

South are now: the Targaryens, the Lannisters (Tyrion), the Dornish, some Dothraki, Ser Jorah, Belwas, everyone Dany gathered on her journey, everyone who was south anyway, exc.

North are now: the Starks, the men of Stannis, Roose, the Nights Watch and the Wildlings, Sam, Brienne, Sandor Clegane who comes out of hiding, the Skagosi, the Iron Islands, exc...

Even further north are the others and caught between them all are the Tyrells remaining in KL. Varys too, but he escapes. Littlefinger too but he dies somehow.

North and South meet in battle at the neck, riverlands, isle of faces, all around there. The definition of epic is discovered there. The riverlands are ravaged and King's Landing is destroyed, the Red Keep is burned by Drogon. Viserion dies and the dragonhorn is destroyed.

Rickon sadly doesn't make it and Jon becomes the King of the North, as he is the only male Stark around. He fights Dany, the Queen of the South. You get:

Dany and Drogon vs. Jon and Ghost, which will be fucking awesome. They are ice and fire. Jon's parents are Rhaegar and Lyanna, and Dany's parents are revealed to be Rhaella and Ned or Brandon (?!?!), she actually as no claim to Westeros at all.

The Others join the fight with the wights but they are defeated.

Jon and Dany both die, Tyrion and Tysha too (it's killing me to write this but it would be awesome)

Then the battle ends. All the survivors decide not to rebuild the IT and the government and each kingdom becomes separate. Davos goes home happily, Brienne and Sandor too, Sansa and Arya rebuild Winterfell. Arianna becomes queen of dorne after her father dies. Shireen becomes Lady of Storm's End. Hot Pie lives happily ever after. The rest is bittersweet, you can imagine how it goes.

That's roughly it... God that took long... what are everyone's thoughts on this?

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I guess I already described my ideal, and pretty much surreal and ridiculous, ending in some thread, but let's see...

I want Drogo resurrected and he and Daenerys should return to Westeros where they unite with Jon (who can by Lyanna and Rhaegar's son, by me) and Aegon (assuming he is not fake). The don't give a single bleeding dragon to ride to Tyrion or to warg to Bran. They burn the living hell out of the Ironmen and send them to their drowned god for refreshment. They also burn the living hell out of the Others and Stannis, so he'll finally see that he is no bleeding Azor Ahai or R'hollor's chosen one or anything like that and shove his cold flaming sword up his... into his flaming heart. Somebody kills Cersei, Jaime or Tyrion or I don't exactly care. After that both Tyrion and Jaime can die by me or go to Bravos and find out where whores go or whatever. Arya comes back, does not assassinate anybody, especially not Daenerys and reunites with Jon and Nymeria and lives happily at Winterfell under the reign of Lord Jon Snow/Stark/Targaryen and Lady Jeyne Poole/Stark/Snow/Targaryen. The wildlings are obviously give the Gift and Tormund and Mance Rayder can very well guard the Wall. Daenerys burns the living shit out of Littlefinger too, and Sansa marries Aegon and they live happily ever after with kids and lemoncakes. Daenerys and Drogo have a baby. The one eared black tomcat of the Red Keep rips Tommen's kittens to pieces and feeds them to Drogon. I also want some nice ending to the Martells too. And Gilly and Sam should live happily ever after with babies too. And Sam should make things up with Randyll Tarly. Margaery will not be queen, she'll go back to Highgarden and marry somebody quietly. Olenna and Walder Frey should be married or make friends or whatever. They would be so damn funny together. Ramsey needs to be burned too. Roose Bolton can be sent to the Wall or something. Davos should reunite with his wife and sons. Yeah... I want fire and blood and family fluff at the end of ASOIAF. I know it's bullshit and I don't care...

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I love this.

Ned: "Happy sixteenth birthday, son. I think it's time I told you about your mother!"

Catelyn: "It was me! Surprise! LOL."

Jon: [speechless]

Ned: [Puches Jon lightly in the shoulder.] "We got you good!"

Catelyn: "I totally remember giving birth to you."

Jon: [speechless]

Made me laugh, thank you! :rofl:

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Just for fun:

Final Epilogue - Aeron POV:

After the final victory over the Others and the reunification of the Seven Kingdoms; the apointed Paramount Lords, Roose Bolton, Victarion Greyjoy, Robert Arryn, Petyr Baelish, Martyn Lannister, Mace Tyrell, Jon Connington and Doran Martell all together, in the Great Sept of Baelor, assisting the marriage of King Aegon VI Targaryen and Daenerys I Targaryen, while in the Dragonpit, Drogon, Viserion and Rhaegal are gnawing some direwolves bones.

THE END

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A time skip, than the story picks back up at a large tournament. Much like the Tourney at Harrenhal. Among those in attendance are: the ruler of Winterfell, a Stark; the ruler of the Iron Islands, a child of Balon Greyjoy; Edmure Tully, Lord of Riverrun; Daven Lannister, Lord Casterly Rock; The King of the Iron Throne; Arya; and Jon Snow. Among those in the lists are:

Gendry, Edrick Storm, Ned Dayne, Sandor Clegane, Podrick Payne, and Brienne. Brienne and Pod are both members of the Kingsguard.

Jon Snow has a child. His seat of power is the Nightfort. He is working dilligenty to turn Hardhome into a city.

Arya has just returned to Westeros after her travels around the free cities. Arya is not a faceless man she is Arya Stark. Her only constant companion is Needle and she does what she pleases.

The Twins have been stripped from the Freys and given to someone more deserving.

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For the characters and plot lines i'm particularly interested in:-

I think Bran is going to discover something important about the origins of the WW and/or the long summer/winter cycle, but will need to enlist the aid of, and co-ordinate some of the remaining Starks in order to do anything about it. The solution will probably involve him warging a dragon (to which I, for one, would say hurrah).

As to the IT, I think it's basically the book's big red herring, Stannis can have it for all I care. Certainly neither Dany nor Aegon will sit on the IT - a Targaryen back on the throne would be stupid.

I think there's some plausibility in R+L=J, but it's not going to lead to Jon being king or marrying Dany or anything silly like that, it will just be a resolution to the question of his parentage. He's never going to renege on his commitment to the NW (in fact I think he may be one of the people Bran guides further north, probably alonog with Sam, to get to the source of the Others problem).

Dany is just going to keep venturing further afield, further South, probably to discover something about the Doom of Valyria, offering a "fire" parallel to the "ice" parallel of Bran discovering the source of the Others. Somehow these two discoveries will be interlinked.

Arya will get her revenge on some if not all of her list; her story will probably be used to tie up a lot of loose ends.

Jaimie will complete his turn to the Light Side and do something important and self-sacrificing to save the realm, bringing honour back to the (pretty soon to be) heavily tarnished Lannister name.

The Freys will get their come-uppance.

Brienne is still alive and will have a happy ending in service to someone important and honourable.

Tyrion will die in the end, but will be involved in something crucial to do with the resolution of the twin problem of Others and Dragons.

Sansa will become a player and get her revenge on LF for the part he played in the betrayal of Ned eventually, but not soon.

The Others will be defeated and the Dragons will also finally die out, and magick will disappear once and for all from the world. This will be the real meaning of "bittersweet ending".

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  • 2 months later...

Jon - r + l = j, so jons a targ, becomes a HOTD sadly dies but wargs between ghost and veserion acting as a shield of the realm forever more.

Dany - becomes supreme ruler over westeros and essos after lots of shagging about and committing carnal favours.

Tyrion - finds tysha in a lysene pleasure house but stupidly forgot his gold in westeros which would be nice and ironic.

Selmy - I reckon he'll die defending Dany tbh

Melisandre - will be killed in some dramatic ploy to stop the others killing everyone

Aegon - gets his head crushed by the mountain for real

Cercei - will be saladaar sahaans bitch like Davos said

Jaime - resume captaincy of the kings guard after explaining how aerys was gonna blow up kings landing

Stannis - sent to the wall

Sansa - who gives a shit, really? Brutally raped by Robert arryn maybe.

Arya - will become an absolute boss, become Jaqan h'gars apprentice, find nymerria and do what ever the fuck she likes

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The Greatjon single-handedly breaks out of the twins, kills every single Frey except Roslin, Olyvar and Perwyn, then marches north, swims to Skagos to get Rickon and installs him as the lord of winterfell, continues going north, finds Bran, scrunches him up into a ball and throws him back to Winterfell with such accuracy that he flies in through a window and lands on a pile of cushions, he then continues north until he reaches the very top of the land of always winter, where he kills the Great Other with a 200mph kick to the balls... He then goes south to Kings Landing, where he eats the Iron Throne, puts Cersei in a box and gives her as a gift to Salladhor Saan..he goes south to Dorne, where he fucks Arianne so good that she gets pregnant with 6 babies at once, and all of them are born with full beards... he then goes to essos, where he unites all the free cities into one state just by glaring at them, and kills dany and all her dragons with nothing but a board of wood with a nail in it, and plays golf with their heads... and all of than in under 48 hours.

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The Greatjon single-handedly breaks out of the twins, kills every single Frey except Roslin, Olyvar and Perwyn, then marches north, swims to Skagos to get Rickon and installs him as the lord of winterfell, continues going north, finds Bran, scrunches him up into a ball and throws him back to Winterfell with such accuracy that he flies in through a window and lands on a pile of cushions, he then continues north until he reaches the very top of the land of always winter, where he kills the Great Other with a 200mph kick to the balls... He then goes south to Kings Landing, where he eats the Iron Throne, puts Cersei in a box and gives her as a gift to Salladhor Saan..he goes south to Dorne, where he fucks Arianne so good that she gets pregnant with 6 babies at once, and all of them are born with full beards... he then goes to essos, where he unites all the free cities into one state just by glaring at them, and kills dany and all her dragons with nothing but a board of wood with a nail in it, and plays golf with their heads... and all of than in under 48 hours.

Uff...

Thanks the Seven he spared the Lannisters!

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The Greatjon single-handedly breaks out of the twins, kills every single Frey except Roslin, Olyvar and Perwyn, then marches north, swims to Skagos to get Rickon and installs him as the lord of winterfell, continues going north, finds Bran, scrunches him up into a ball and throws him back to Winterfell with such accuracy that he flies in through a window and lands on a pile of cushions, he then continues north until he reaches the very top of the land of always winter, where he kills the Great Other with a 200mph kick to the balls... He then goes south to Kings Landing, where he eats the Iron Throne, puts Cersei in a box and gives her as a gift to Salladhor Saan..he goes south to Dorne, where he fucks Arianne so good that she gets pregnant with 6 babies at once, and all of them are born with full beards... he then goes to essos, where he unites all the free cities into one state just by glaring at them, and kills dany and all her dragons with nothing but a board of wood with a nail in it, and plays golf with their heads... and all of than in under 48 hours.

Wait.... so the Greatjon is Chuck Norris?

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All of the remaining Starks survive and they all go to live in a rebuilt Winterfell. One of the Stark kids rules as King (or Queen) in the North (not just Lord of Winterfell, the North needs to be free and independent). Sansa hugs Arya (who has Nymeria back), Rickon gets over the loss of his parents because he still has his siblings, Bran doesn't have to become a tree, Jon is accepted and loved by the rest of them and they all recover from the trauma they've been through and are happy forever.

I actually care way more about this than whoever ends up on the Iron Throne. Not that I think it's all going to happen, but I really hope that at least some of it does. I definitely want to see at least a partial family reunion, a rebuilt Winterfell and a King/Queen in the North.

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Jon comes back more powerful then ever, kill the shit out of ramesy, get to know that is R+L=J that is the way to go. He then go down to Kings Landing and meet Dany there, they get married (they are cousin so that is ok!) and they becomes the rulers of the Iron Thrones. They ride on the dragons and kill all the others and Stannis becomes the new Lord Commander of the Night Watch, Jon finds out that bran and all the rest of his surving family are alive, they have a big group hug and everyone live happliy ever after. Also, Tommen survire :)

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The Night's watch is proved to be Lightbringer and together they overthrow the Great Other for good. Now that the Watch is no longer needed, the former brothers are all executed for the original crimes that sent them to the wall in the first place. :(

A bittersweet ending indeed

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