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Stannis facts v2


thewingedwolf

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Maybe our first thread was too awesome for this world :dunno:

It was getting fynnier by the minute. Too bad. Let's start anew.

Stannis does not need ravens. He has a cellphone. And a fax.

Stannis hasn't got any friends. He doesn't like the company of lesser beings.

Cersei can seduce using her charms. Renly can seduce using his smile. Stannis can seduce anyone by insulting them and calling them names. It works everytime.

Stannis troops went to the Wall with ships. He went to the Wall swimming.

In aSOS he payed a visit to Pyke, then he was invited at both weddings. You know the rest.

Rob Stark was too terified to go near Dragonstone, he sent his mother to treat with Renly.

Stannis shaves himself using Lightbringer. He kills using a toothpick.

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