Reek the Turncloak Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Two quotes from Dolorous Edd in the prologue of Storm"Nothing ever goes missing that they don't look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?"(When Sam's practicing with a bow and hits a tree) "Might have punctured a lung, if he had a lung. Most trees don't, as a rule." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sertravisredbeard Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "hot pie looked like hot pie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A bowl of brown Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "fat pink mast" makes me alternately cringe and burst out laughing everytime I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Snow Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I think I saw it earlier, but here it is again:Stannis talking about Gilly: "Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her then. I'll not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt Moister Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 When Tyrion expressed dissapointment at Cersei for spreading for one brother and not the other,, That gave me a chuckle.Also Bronn to Cersei's dismay giving his kid a Lannister name?.. Bronn is a funny guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword in the Morning Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "Girl are you in there?"Arya "NO!"*footsteps away*Fat Tom was always easy to fool...I want to believe that Tom was just really indulgent towards the Stark children. They thought they were fooling him, but he was just being nice...i.e. she responds "NO!!" and he decides well, I'll give her some time alone to sort herself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord commander_Snow Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 tyrion says "they say the Eyrie is impregnable Bron then says "give me twenty good men and some climbing spikes and I'll pregnate the bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tewks44 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 After Dario tells this ridiculous story of how he decapitated a defector and then threw the decapitated head at the other defectors as he fled, Barristan dryly says "how gallant"for some reason that line always makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogimo Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Stannis & Renly's peachStannis says, "…but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Flandrensis Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Dolourous Ed gets all the best lines.Jaime has that handsome sardonic cad thing going on.But Tyrion has the sharpest wit, when he uses it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Many good ones already postedHow about... the Unsullied don't break and run if you fart in their general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickStormborn Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 "Stannis and Renly are fighting each other?” When he nodded, Cersei began to chuckle. “Gods be good,” she gasped, “I’m starting to believe that Robert was the clever one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MallisterTheMighty Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 "Tarly, when I was a lad half my age my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels". Jeor Mormont And Cersei began to cry.Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon pies.But my personal favorite that I can't help but chuckle is Stannis pointed his shining sword at his brother, "I am not without mercy," thundered he who was notoriously without mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tewks44 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I can't recall the exact quote, but near the beginning of ACoK Joffrey is complaining about the recent losses against Robb Stark and comments that he's even gone so far as to call himself a king. Tyrion replies "all sorts of people are calling themselves kings these days" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroomshirt Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Many good ones already postedHow about... the Unsullied don't break and run if you fart in their general direction.This one breaks the mood for me since it makes me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Which of course is a very funny movie, but it doesn't really go with a song of ice and fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 "Tyrion felt a sudden urge to leap up, brandish his axe, and boom out, 'Casterly Rock!' but the insanity passed quickly and he crouched down lower"Yes. Thats so funny for some reason.When the Reeds, Bran, and Hodor are at Queenscrown and there's that big storm, and Hodor is just flipping out, and finally Bran just snaps. "NO! NO HODORING!!" It always, always cracks me up.Yiss. NO MORE HODORING! Many good ones already postedHow about... the Unsullied don't break and run if you fart in their general direction.I laughed like hell at that. It was pretty cool how GRRM slipped that one in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aemon I Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Gods don't have mercy at all, that's why they are gods.. Cersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Sansa Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 "This is old news, and stale," growled the Shavepate. "Your mother said the same of your father's kisses," Daario replied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I enjoyed Cersei's musings on Mace Tyrell:Lord Tyrell the warrior, the Queen mused. His sigil ought to be a fat man sitting on his arse.I laughed because I imagined the Tyrell banner being Mace sitting on his ass holding a chicken wing. With words like Dinner Is Coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Flandrensis Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 This one breaks the mood for me since it makes me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Which of course is a very funny movie, but it doesn't really go with a song of ice and fire.But there are several MP refs thruout the series. See the References thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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