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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4

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Since the other thread was locked, presumably due to the length, I decided to start a new one.

The rules:

1.)You are given three choices by the previous post.

2.)You must choose which of the three that you were given that you will either Fuck, Marry, or Kill.

3.)Once you go, then you have to come up with three choices yourself for the next poster.

The options from the last post on the previous thread:

Fools version

Ser Dontos

Moon Boy

Butterbumps

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I'm waiting for the next round. I've already had to fuck Butterbumps once today and that's enough..

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I'm waiting for the next round. I've already had to fuck Butterbumps once today and that's enough..

That reminds me of how I always got stuck with some fat guy edition. Me and Wyman are quite acquainted with each other. :rofl:

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That reminds me of how I always got stuck with some fat guy edition. Me and Wyman are quite acquainted with each other. :rofl:

I've created a few Cushion for the pushin' editions lol

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I would marry Moon Boy. Moon Boy knows more then he says he does.

I would Fuck Butterbumps :P

And I'd kill Dontos. Never Liked him :(

Schemers Edition

Petyr Baelish

Varys The Spider

Cersei Lannister (Even if she is a poor schemer, I can't think of any others at the moment)

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Fuck Cersei, everyone will agree it would be dangerous to kill her.

Kill Varys, he would be an enemy when I...

...marry Littlefinger and we both plan Westeros domination

Poisoners edition.

Lysa Tully

Oberyn Martell

Olenna Tyrell

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Fuck Oberyn.

Marry Olenna. She has connections? Money? Something? Don't think I could consummate that, though!

Kill Lysa.

Random!

Frenya the Spearwife

Dareon the Singer

Ser Vardis Egen

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Random!

Marry Frenya the Spearwife- eh

Fuck Dareon the Singer- he can seduce me that sweet voice

Kill Ser Vardis Egen- elimination

Lordly Edition

Randyll Tarly

Edmure Tully

Beric Dondarrion

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Kill Randyll. Cruel and doesn't sound all that fuckable.

Marry Beric. Just don't die on me!

Fuck the Tully.

Random Sers of the deceased variety

Ser Cortnay Penrose

Ser Waymar Royce

Ser Arys Oakheart

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Random Sers of the deceased variety

Ser Cortnay Penrose

Ser Waymar Royce

Ser Arys Oakheart

Oooh, these are all good pickings.

Fuck Ser Arys Oakheart - because he sounds hot and Arianne broke him in for me. ;)

Marry Ser Cortnay Penrose - badass minor character and I love him for his awesome zingers.

Kill Ser Waymar Royce - seems like a dipshit

Next: Foreign Beauties(at least from a Westeros perspective)

Taena Merryweather

Doreah of Lys

Talisa Maegyr (whoever the hell she is on the show)

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Fuck Doreah, she has to be good at it.

Marry Taena, only to find out who she's probably spying for.

Kill Jeyne Talisa. Never liked her.

I'm feeling nice today, so...

Beautiful Men Edition!

Jaime Lannister

Rhaegar Targaryen

Brandon Stark

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Fuck Doreah, she has to be good at it.

Marry Taena, only to find out who she's probably spying for.

Kill Jeyne Talisa. Never liked her.

I'm feeling nice today, so...

Beautiful Men Edition!

Jaime Lannister

Rhaegar Targaryen

Brandon Stark

Yes!!

Fuck Brandon- at least 50x

Marry Rhaegar- be queen and teach his ass to have fun

Kill Jaime- no Cersei leftovers thanks

Beautiful women

Arriane

Lyanna

Cersei

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Kill Rattleshirt, the rattling annoys me.

Fuck Mance, elimination.

Marry Tormund, har!

Wildling Women Edition

Ygritte

Val

Frenya the Spearwife

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Kill the spearwife

Fuck Ygritte

Marry Val

Gamers Edition (Game of Thrones of course)

Doran Martell

Littlefinger

Varys!

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Marry Doran and chill with him at the Water Gardens.

Kill Varys. Don't like him.

Fuck Littlefinger, elimination.

Kingsguard/Queensguard/Rainbowguard

Arys Oakheart

Barristan Selmy

Loras Tyrell

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Marry... Ser Barristan

F*ck... Loras Tyrell

Kill... Arys Oakenheart (one has to die...)

Random edition again:

Willas Tyrell

Samwell Tarly

Ser Ilyn Paine

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I'll be unorthodox and:

Marry Samwell - he's one of the few nice guys in Westeros

F**k Ser Illyn - I think he's not quite the villain he's seems in AGOT and deserves a bit of fun

Kill Willas - yes, I know he seems nice and dreamy, but an unknown quantity in Westeros is not to be trusted

And one of the guys:

Asha Greyjoy

Val

Tyene Sand

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I'll fuck the shit out of Asha,

marry Val, hopefully with benefits,

and kill Tyene, process of elimination.

Ironborn finalist of the EG

Asha

Victarion

Euron

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Mine :pirate:

Fuck Euron - times infinity

Marry Asha - we can all agree Euron and Vic are terrible spouses. Asha is awesome and we can have so much fun together. :devil:

Kill Vic - only process of elimination but make sure to send him to DaniSnowborn first ;)

Next: Ironborn who didn't make the EG

Balon Greyjoy

Dagmer Cleftjaw

Rodrik the Reader

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