Little Wing Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 The first thing that comes to mind are sex scenes... they crack me up every single time :dunno:Also, when Bran and co are in that tower and Hodor is so afraid, shouting HODOR like crazy and Bran tells him "Hodor, stop hodoring!" They are in danger, there's a horrible storm and I feel so sorry for poor Hodor but that line is just ... lol :lol:The guy shouting "Hot pies" during Cersei's walk.... so inappropriately funny.Daario Naharis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 A lot of Slavers' Bay stuff is funny in a horrible way. Delicacies including jellied dog brains and fried puppies on a stick. The running series of insults and generally crude statements that slaver was running about Dany unknowing that she understood him (I could lick honey off her breasts, or maybe she could lick honey off mine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickStormborn Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 After Loras has just volunteered to conquer Dragonstone, Pycelle is talking to Cersei and she suddenly just starts laughing:The laugh would not be contained any longer. It burst from Cersei's lips, and echoed down the hall."Your Grace?" Grand Maester Pycelle blinked, his mouth sagging open. "Why... why would you laugh?""Why," she had to say, "elsewise I might weep. My heart is bursting with love for our Ser Loras and his valor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V Targaryen Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Jaime admitting he flung Bran from a window. It always makes me laugh, even though it really shouldn't. I suppose it's the way I picture him saying it, with one of those casual little half shrugs, like "I flung him out of a window, so?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Hand Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I actually think those were to be funny moments, but Stannis's dry humor is hard to understand sometimes.So your'e telling me that Stannis used "my brother's peach" in a sarcastic, sexual manner? I don't think so, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I recall a Reek chapter from ADwD, where Theons recalls how he used to mock Roose Bolton's quiet voice and pale eyes during Robb's campaigns. Something about Roose's quiet anger, and not being able to do anything in the presence of his king, just cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flidderman Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Renly made a crack at the parlay with Stannis about his wife and daughter being so ugly he understood why Stannis would send a fool to service her in the bedroom, or something of the sort that I thought was really funny.That whole battle between Renly's flamboyant wit and Stannis's dry wit was great. I tend to think Renly secured the victory with his "Is he a ham?" remark./The moment in the series that got the biggest laugh for me was when Littlefinger pushed Lysa out of the trap door. It was just so brazenly villainous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sun Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 For some reason, I find the scene where Euron Greyjoy is feasting on the shield islands and making the lady and daughters serve the food naked while the husband is tied to a chair with an apple in his mouth extremely funny, at least until the raping starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Any moment that involves Stannis and Jon interacting at Castle Black. Stannis tries so hard to be serious but he is so unintetionally funny all the time and Jon is there like "I have no fucks to give about what you're saying and I won't give you my castles no matter how much you insult me" :laugh:Oh, and Val patting Ser Patrek's head and talking to him like he was a dog, epic.To that I'll addVal on Selyse: "She has more hair on her chin than I have between my legs"Jon to Godry: "The giant was running away, Mors won't be" BurnAnd on from Selyse: "Honestly, Shireen I don't think the Lord Commander came here to hear about Robert's by-blows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harald Hard-Ruler Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Jaime admitting he flung Bran from a window. It always makes me laugh, even though it really shouldn't. I suppose it's the way I picture him saying it, with one of those casual little half shrugs, like "I flung him out of a window, so?"Love that part too even thought it's such an asshole thing to say. "I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir to the North Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I think my single, most favorite moment is when Victarion throws open the doors after the red priest heals the infection in his arm and tells them to throw the maester overboard, arm still smoking. Monty Python moments with Victarion indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Wun Wun Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 The only one who was even halfway presentable was young Baelor Hightower. A pretty lad, and my sister was half in love with him until he had the misfortune to fart once in our presence. I promptly named him Baelor Breakwind, and after that Elia couldn’t look at him without laughing. I was a monstrous young fellow, someone should have sliced out my vile tongue.”Yes, Tyrion agreed silently. Baelor Hightower was no longer young, but he remained Lord Leyton’s heir; wealthy, handsome, and a knight of splendid repute. Baelor Brightsmile, they called him now. Had Elia wed him in place of Rhaegar Targaryen, she might be in Oldtown with her children growing tall around her. He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrions sliced nose Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Hearing the way Bronn took over Stokeworth, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojzelote Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Not sure if this was unintentional, but in AGoT Jeyne Poole informs Sansa that she saw Arya in stables, walking on her hands. Jeyne's totally dumbfounded: "Why would she do anything like that?!"Then in ACoK in the chapter with the Harvest Feast at Winterfell, Maester Luwin tells Bran he should send some dish to his future Frey kin; Bran sends them turnips, while even lowborn Old Nan and Hodor get sweets. Bran was just sooo fond of his foster brothers, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woman of War Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 "I don't want someone brave and gentle, I want him!"Sansa to Eddard about Joffrey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimadick Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 An exchange between Cersei and Jaime concerning Harrenhall:Cersei: "...Someone needs to set Harrenhal to rights. We have urgent need of Wylis Manderly, assuming he is still alive and captive, but the garrison has not replied to any of our ravens."Jaime: "Those are Gregor's men at Harrenhal. The Mountain liked them cruel and stupid. Most like they ate your ravens, messages and all."Just the thought of Pycelle sending raven after raven to a group of illiterate soldiers cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnbentFury Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 The guy yelling hot pie during the WOS.I'm just picturing Cersei giving him the stank eye every time he shouted that like: Bitch, I'm monologing my despair, stop with the product placement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 The guy shouting "Hot pies" during Cersei's walk.... so inappropriately funny.Yeah. My pet theory is that it was Hot Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowsKnight Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Not really a moment but the membership of the small council before Ned arrives makes me smile, you've got Renly, Littlefinger and Varys dishing out barbed insults, Stannis grinding his teeth and dropping his unique dry humour and Pycelle acting like a befuddled old man. All the while Jon Arryn is the straight man trying to run the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a free shadow Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Stannis and Mellisandre pairing :D Not only as lovers. Them together on screen makes an image amusing enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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