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Are Elves Liberal Or Conservative? [not serious yo]


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unicorns are basically horses and horses are early and devoted converts to socialism (see animal farm), therefore unicorns would obviously be street fighting communists with a guilty taste for the virgins of the bourgeoisie.

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unicorns are basically horses and horses are early and devoted converts to socialism (see animal farm), therefore unicorns would obviously be street fighting communists with a guilty taste for the virgins of the bourgeoisie.

Yet you are forgetting the horn, which is phallic by nature and representative of unbridled ambition and power. This is definitely a conservative trait that runs through this beast.

Combined that with your irrefutable link to horses and socialism and one can only come to the truth that Unicorns can only be classified as Blue Dog Democrats.

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I've always loved beholders, they're the ultimate racists. They consider every other beholder that isnt exactly like them to be an abomination fit only for extermination.

So, they are similar to Daleks, then; considering that the Daleks have been know to war amongst themselves, depending upon which type of Dalek was involved. I cannot see beholders catching on with the whole "EXTERMINATE" thing verbally, though....

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Don't talk to me about that damned class traitor

Yet you are forgetting the horn, which is phallic by nature and representative of unbridled ambition and power. This is definitely a conservative trait that runs through this beast.

Combined that with your irrefutable link to horses and socialism and one can only come to the truth that Unicorns can only be classified as Blue Dog Democrats.

So being horny makes you right wing?

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Even more confusing than elves are unicorns...Not sure what to make of their politics.

If we're diverging into other Immortal beings, where would you put Vampires on the political scale?, hard to put a finger on really, some are very modern and forward thinking, while some of their Conservative brethren still rattle around in old Castles and sleep in coffins.

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Unicorns and pegasi are clearly the 1% of the equine class. Combined with their historical association with repressive representatives of the landed nobility, such as princesses, it is clear that unicorns and pegasi would have no real interest in overthrowing the social order that places them on a pedastal. Rather, the common horses support for revolution can likely be traced directly back to their disenfranchisement by the unicorns and pegasi. No one after all has ever seen a unicorn plow a field.

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I actually would like Naz to explain why halflings are libertarian.

Also great post Narwhal....unicorn of the sea.

That are decent folk who have no desire to dominate others but who do not wish to be oppressed themselves.

plus the love the wacky tobaccy

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Hmmm...good point. But halflings, save for a few settings, always seem to rely on public defense of a realm that encloses them. I suppose being in denial about public goods is a libertarian trait. ;-)

If we're diverging into other Immortal beings, where would you put Vampires on the political scale?, hard to put a finger on really, some are very modern and forward thinking, while some of their Conservative brethren still rattle around in old Castles and sleep in coffins.

Vampires are "liberal" in a social permissive sense, but I suspect rely very much on fiscal conservatism to hold onto their wealth.

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