Florina Laufeyson Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Im not talking about Tyrion's lulzy comments or Stannis' super dry humor that he busts out with. Or Edd's snark. And the usual stuff that comes up in these kinds of threads. Im talking about missable, small moments that end up being damn funny. Tiny things that happen that you read and go "bahahahaha" but tend to forget.One such comes from A Clash of Kings. Arya meets Jaqen H'ghar for the first time. He asks her for some beer in his tankard and how she could make a friend. Arya says "I have friends." And Jaqen says "A man must weep." and turns his tankard upside down. Cracked me up for some reason. Another that no one ever mentions is that old lady on the auction for the slaves in ADWD. Tyrion has a small bidding war for him and this old lady always quips with "And one!" "Want some, Your Grace?" that man with the rat on stick during Cersei's walk...(and the Hot Pie cameo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I've recently been informed that bunghole is used in the books. I missed over it the first dozen times. As I searched for this curious word, I found this:“No, it was Lord Stannis,” Walder Frey said irritably. “Do you think I can’t tell Lord Stannis from Lord Tywin? They’re both bungholes who think they’re too noble to shit, but never mind about that, I know the difference. I keep chuckling every time I think about it. Very immature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenlyIsNotRight Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I've recently been informed that bunghole is used in the books. I missed over it the first dozen times. As I searched for this curious word, I found this:“No, it was Lord Stannis,” Walder Frey said irritably. “Do you think I can’t tell Lord Stannis from Lord Tywin? They’re both bungholes who think they’re too noble to shit, but never mind about that, I know the difference. I keep chuckling every time I think about it. Very immature.My personal favorite use of bunghole in the series was Greatjons assertion that the Northmen would shove their spears up Tywin Lannisters before heading to the Red Keep to free Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 My personal favorite use of bunghole in the series was Greatjons assertion that the Northmen would shove their spears up Tywin Lannisters before heading to the Red Keep to free Ned.The best part is when Greatjon is trying to be so polite and chivalrous to Lady Catelyn. "begging your pardons my lady, we'll save Ned as soon as we do that, I promise! but bungholes first!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 The best part is when Greatjon is trying to be so polite and chivalrous to Lady Catelyn. "begging your pardons my lady, we'll save Ned as soon as we do that, I promise! but bungholes first!"Classic Umber chivalry. "He don't fight with no spear, you know. Never has. So where do you think he got that name [Longspear Ryk]?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of Judah Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I got a good laugh at Arya beating on Hot Pie with her wooden sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Ramsay scolding Theon for having the nerve to eat the rats that actually belonged to his lord father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjoll Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Lommy asking what he should do if wolves showed up and Arya'd curt reply."Yield."And anytime Jofrrey looked like he wasn't sure Sansa was complimenting him or insulting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I guess this is more irony, but Jaime complaining about crossbows and saying thy aren't for real warriors - only to later be saved from the bear by Steelshanks' crossbowmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Winter Roses Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 The conversation between Arya, Hot Pie, Lomy and Gendry about what makes a knight. I'm searching for it now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Men_Must_Poop Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 "His elk?" said Bran."His elk?" said Meera."His ravens?" said Jojen."Hodor?" said Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 When Tyrion is fighting on the bridge of boats (or just before) and corpses start landing near him and burtting open.I suspect this was because Joffrey's trebuchet's men were propeply flinging the last of the Antler Men over the walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Aegon Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 "When has Bracken and Blackwood ever agreed on anything?" (About Edmure's plan to stop Tywin at the red fork)Made me think of all the times those two just say a completely different thing than the other just to disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBastardofBluegrass Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Walder Frey talking about the ugliness of his own daughters, telling Black Walder to shutup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBastardofBluegrass Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 "...she's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Winds of Kings Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 That part where Martin finished The Winds of Winter was hilarious! I almost missed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QhorinHalfhand Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I found hilarious, when Tyrion was thinking but not saying about the mob at the pit: they would have pissed themselves laughing if the lions had been loosed.and later on in that chapter, when they come to the second sons. one of the sellswords scooping Penny under one arm, saying: "Ohh, mine has teats." GRRM is the cruelest author in the most appropriate way possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 The High Septons "No" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickStormborn Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Daenerys, the Mother of Dragons and future Queen of Meereen, negotiating at the market in Qarth until she can get a good price always makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChillinLikeSerIlyn Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Arya telling the Frey boy that she hopes his princess dies in a fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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