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Funniest theory you ever heard

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There are no funny theories... Only good and bad... I am such partybreaker :)

I don't know Jojen paste, no matter how gross it sounds, always make me laugh for some reason...

Also, it's Rickon, not Ricken

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Sorry, I've been playing too much Fire Emblem and get Ricken and Rickon mixed up.

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'Hodor' Is actually a dragon taming word, that when said in hearing of a dragon, will bind them to your will. The symbols around the horn that Vic is transporting said 'Hodor' In Valyrian.

Edit: also Hot Pie is Rhaegar after warging several years into the future...

There are probably many, many more...

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Funny are those which focus on absolutely irrelevant things and minor characters. Some of the are like "hey, remember that drunken villager mentioned once in X's stay at Y? I think he is a carpenter", followed by an exhaustingly long list of solid evidence.

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That something bad is going to happen to Sansa in TWoW. Ha! Funniest thing I've ever read. Nothing's going to happen to Sansa... nothing... :crying:

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Jaime is Aerys`s son but Cersei isn`t (or the other way around)

There are no funny theories... Only good and bad... I am such partybreaker :)

You must be friends with these guys

It just wouldn't be a funny theory thread without one from the ultimate crackpot theory master. R + L = Samwell

" Both enjoy long walks by the beach, evenings with friends, and disembowling children." :lol:

:bowdown: The Black Hawk

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Hodor + Catelyn = Rickon.

LF + Catelyn = Sansa.

Ned Killed Lyanna.

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:bowdown: The Black Hawk

His posts honestly brighten my day.

I also want to add this link. Basically, an Unsullied viewers asked users of the /tv/ forum why Lannisters couldn't control lions, if Starks could control wolves, and Targaryens could control dragons. The thread then escalated into a bunch of hilarious crackpot theories as people started to take the piss out of the Unsullied fellow's logic by stating that everyone can warg their own sigil.

TL;DR: Beric is Euron and warged the lightning to kill Balon. Proof: Both wear an eyepatch and Beric disappears at the same time that Euron appears. CONFIRMED!

Also, the Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.

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...I also want to add this link...

some of those are very fine :laugh:

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His posts honestly brighten my day.

I also want to add this link. Basically, an Unsullied viewers asked users of the /tv/ forum why Lannisters couldn't control lions, if Starks could control wolves, and Targaryens could control dragons. The thread then escalated into a bunch of hilarious crackpot theories as people started to take the piss out of the Unsullied fellow's logic by stating that everyone can warg their own sigil.

TL;DR: Beric is Euron and warged the lightning to kill Balon. Proof: Both wear an eyepatch and Beric disappears at the same time that Euron appears. CONFIRMED!

Also, the Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.

House Bolton is screwed....

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Euron is disguised as the dusky woman.

Ned warged into Ilyn Payne before death.

Varys is a woman (or merling)

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House Bolton is screwed....

:crying:

Unless Ramsay wargs into Theon and kills all the remaining kings.

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The Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.

Thank you so much for this. My day has been made before it has begun.

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Ned warged into Ilyn Payne before death.

Ned warging into Ilyn Payne is so 2000&late.

:cool4:

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Jaime is Aerys`s son but Cersei isn`t (or the other way around)

I forgot about this one... :)

Hodor + Catelyn = Rickon.

LF + Catelyn = Sansa.

Ned Killed Lyanna.

4-2... I am so good in my job :)

Sansa theory is just pathetic, and I laugh to its creator, not the theory...

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Sansa theory is just pathetic, and I laugh to its creator, not the theory...

If the Sansa theory were true, it would not make sense why Cat is all uppity with Ned for supposedly fathering a bastard when she's been popping them out as well.

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