Tiki Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Has to be Hodor + Catelyn = Rickon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadside Rose Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 That Sandor & Gregor Clegane are brothers.That Robert Strong is the composite of Robb Stark, Robert B, Khal Drogo & Gregor Clegane's bodies.And the latest, Tywin wanted Tyrion to rape Joffrey to teach him a lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 There are no funny theories... Only good and bad... I am such partybreaker :)I don't know Jojen paste, no matter how gross it sounds, always make me laugh for some reason...Also, it's Rickon, not Ricken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiki Posted June 30, 2013 Author Share Posted June 30, 2013 Sorry, I've been playing too much Fire Emblem and get Ricken and Rickon mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Varys is a MerlingNedbert obviously is serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 It just wouldn't be a funny theory thread without one from the ultimate crackpot theory master. R + L = SamwellThat Sandor & Gregor Clegane are brothers." Both enjoy long walks by the beach, evenings with friends, and disembowling children." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missionary Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 'Hodor' Is actually a dragon taming word, that when said in hearing of a dragon, will bind them to your will. The symbols around the horn that Vic is transporting said 'Hodor' In Valyrian.Edit: also Hot Pie is Rhaegar after warging several years into the future...There are probably many, many more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozentree Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Funny are those which focus on absolutely irrelevant things and minor characters. Some of the are like "hey, remember that drunken villager mentioned once in X's stay at Y? I think he is a carpenter", followed by an exhaustingly long list of solid evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehnaru Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 That something bad is going to happen to Sansa in TWoW. Ha! Funniest thing I've ever read. Nothing's going to happen to Sansa... nothing... :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Jaime is Aerys`s son but Cersei isn`t (or the other way around)There are no funny theories... Only good and bad... I am such partybreaker :)You must be friends with these guys It just wouldn't be a funny theory thread without one from the ultimate crackpot theory master. R + L = Samwell" Both enjoy long walks by the beach, evenings with friends, and disembowling children." :lol: :bowdown: The Black Hawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Hodor + Catelyn = Rickon. LF + Catelyn = Sansa.Ned Killed Lyanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 :bowdown: The Black HawkHis posts honestly brighten my day.I also want to add this link. Basically, an Unsullied viewers asked users of the /tv/ forum why Lannisters couldn't control lions, if Starks could control wolves, and Targaryens could control dragons. The thread then escalated into a bunch of hilarious crackpot theories as people started to take the piss out of the Unsullied fellow's logic by stating that everyone can warg their own sigil.TL;DR: Beric is Euron and warged the lightning to kill Balon. Proof: Both wear an eyepatch and Beric disappears at the same time that Euron appears. CONFIRMED! Also, the Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 ...I also want to add this link...some of those are very fine :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 His posts honestly brighten my day.I also want to add this link. Basically, an Unsullied viewers asked users of the /tv/ forum why Lannisters couldn't control lions, if Starks could control wolves, and Targaryens could control dragons. The thread then escalated into a bunch of hilarious crackpot theories as people started to take the piss out of the Unsullied fellow's logic by stating that everyone can warg their own sigil.TL;DR: Beric is Euron and warged the lightning to kill Balon. Proof: Both wear an eyepatch and Beric disappears at the same time that Euron appears. CONFIRMED!Also, the Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.House Bolton is screwed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastard of Godsgrace Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Euron is disguised as the dusky woman.Ned warged into Ilyn Payne before death.Varys is a woman (or merling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 House Bolton is screwed.... :crying:Unless Ramsay wargs into Theon and kills all the remaining kings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missionary Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.Thank you so much for this. My day has been made before it has begun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadside Rose Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Ned warged into Ilyn Payne before death.Ned warging into Ilyn Payne is so 2000&late. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Jaime is Aerys`s son but Cersei isn`t (or the other way around)I forgot about this one... :)Hodor + Catelyn = Rickon.LF + Catelyn = Sansa.Ned Killed Lyanna.4-2... I am so good in my job :)Sansa theory is just pathetic, and I laugh to its creator, not the theory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missionary Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Sansa theory is just pathetic, and I laugh to its creator, not the theory...If the Sansa theory were true, it would not make sense why Cat is all uppity with Ned for supposedly fathering a bastard when she's been popping them out as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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