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When Tyrion meets Dany, what will his first words be?

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A - Where do whores go?

B - Let me make you scream.

C - If I can tame a dragon, can I keep it?

D- I am Tyrion Lannister, I killed my father, now let me help you kill my brother and Sister too.

E - Something Else, you come up with the words

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Probably something to the extent of "Your Grace..."

I'm assuming someone else will introduce him

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E- I can see why Ser Jorah wanted to come back to you ;)

Or

D.

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Something along the lines of D seems right, but A it's what popped into my head first.

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D and A.

I am Tyrion Lannister, I killed my father, now let me help you kill my brother and sister too.

And by the way, do you happen to know where whores go ?

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Assuming that he does meet her, D, but without the word brother.

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"Lie back, close your eyes, spread your legs, and we'll get along famously."

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tyrion: hii so u r mother of dragons

dany : yes. n u ?

tyrion: i m the half man of house lannister at ur service.

dany: what shuld i call u?

tyrion: anything u like ur grace.

dany : wat did u r mother call u ??

tyrion: my mother died giving birth to me

dany : mine too

tyrion: so r we friends now ??

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tyrion: hii so u r mother of dragons

dany : yes. n u ?

tyrion: i m the half man of house lannister at ur service.

dany: what shuld i call u?

tyrion: anything u like ur grace.

dany : wat did u r mother call u ??

tyrion: my mother died giving birth to me

dany : mine too

tyrion: so r we friends now ??

love it, could happen.

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In the dark I am the great Khal.

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Your Grave, you wouldn't by chance no where whores go would you?

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Something smart-ass that annoys Dany, who then recognizes him as the dwarf she saved in the fighting pits. I suppose the precise words he uses will depend on how exactly they're introduced, as him approaching her in court would have a different reaction than her riding into the Second Sons camp on Drogon's back.

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"I'm Tyrion Lannister Blah Blah Blah I killed my dad Blah Blah Blah Im here to help you kill my brother and sister Blah Blah Blah" It was all I could do not to ask where do whores go

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"Your Grace, my tongue is yours to do with as you will, albeit I have a few suggestions."

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"Your Grace, my tongue is yours to do with as you will, albeit I have a few suggestions."

Touche good sir, touche.

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"Your Grace, my tongue is yours to do with as you will, albeit I have a few suggestions."

Yep. Also something something something something his cock.

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Dany: Who is this?

tyrion: Ser Barristan, will you do me the honor of an introduction.

Ser barisstan: . . . . .

Dany: If i need ser barristan to introduce you i would of asked him.

Ser Barristan :.. .. .

Tyrion: I have many names, your grace, Depends on which one you want to know and why you want to know it

Dany: tell me the name I will call you if you enter my service and the name if i decide you dont need a head.

Tyrion: The answer to both would be Tyrion of house Lannister, but you can call me anything you like.

Dany: your Father Ordered my sister-in-law and her children to be kil...

Tyrion: and now my father is dead on the order i gave to my finger..

Ser Barristan: . . . . . . .

(awkward silence)

Dany: .......anything i like?

Tyrion: as you wish your grace.

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