WastingSickness Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Looking for the pinnacle of stupidity, one can't help but turn to the Astapori slavers for inspiration. You couldn't even squeeze Hodor alongside those brainiacs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Goat Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Smartest1. Varys.2. Petyr Baelish.3. Tywin Lannister.4. Tyrion Lannister.5. Olenna Tyrell.6. Doran Martell.7. Roose Bolton.8. Wyman Manderly.9. Illyrio Mopatis.10. Euron Greyjoy.I won't bother with dumbest, since that ain't as fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borsabil Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I should mention that Robb did one insanely stupid thing, take his entire army, his wife and mother to the Twins. He knew Walder Frey was a conniving snake, he knew the Freys were pissed at him, but he handed himself and what forces were left to him pretty much unarmed and defenseless. I'm afraid in this case it's one of those instances when GRRM abandons logical consistency, the young Wolf as a brilliant military commander, for the convenience of a plot device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentwanderer Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I won't bother with dumbest, since that ain't as fun. Not to mention, they are pretty obvious with all due respect to Sansa, Hodor, Lysa, Patchface and Pia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Mac Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I see four ways to measure the intelligence of characters in the story, which are not all mutually exclusive. There is political intelligence (ie playing the game), militaristic intelligence (ie leading troops, war etc), common sense and general knowledge on the world (learned people).So my ranking for each threePolitical1. Varys/LF (no one is better than them it seems)2. Tywin Lannister3. Olenna Tyrell4. Wyman Manderly5. Doran MartellSpecial mentions to Tyrion (who despite his suspicions still underestimated LF), Roose Bolton, and even Cat deserves some shout out. Sansa could quickly be on this list depending on her future.Militaristic (this one is not necessarily in order)1. Stannis Baratheon2. Ned Stark3. Robb Stark4. Robert Baratheon5. Randyll TarlyFor common sense, it's hard to rank. However, people like Davos, Arya and people who are usually faced with life or death situations repeatedly belong here.And for general knowledge, learned people like the Maesters go here (Aemon, Luwin and Pycelle come to mind first). They are forced to know basically every topic that can be learned. Also, big readers like Tyrion, Sam and Willas Tyrell likely are strong here as well.Basically the reason for this post is that it's not easy to call someone smart or dumb because while people like LF can play the game, they wouldn't really be the best at leading an army. The opposite could be said for someone like Robb.Then of course there are obviously dumb people like Hodor, Jinglebell, Lollys Stokeworth etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Ice Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 are you serious ?Hes obviously trying to be a Stark-hating troll.Haters gonna hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Ice Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Not to mention, they are pretty obvious with all due respect to Sansa, Hodor, Lysa, Patchface and Pia.Pray Mladen doesnt see this lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Ice Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Okay, I know we all love the Starks, I do. But let's look at this objectively, once again in terms of the most stupid acts:1. Ned & Cersei, it doesn't get any worse than this in my opinion, but he's the only one that I would give a pass to because he did it to protect Cersei's children.2. Robb betrayed one of his most important allies and then went back to the Twins with most of his army and all his important bannermen. Tyrion said it best, "You won the war on the battlefield and lost it in a bedchamber", and all because he couldn't keep it in his pants.3. Sansa warned Cersei about her father's plans because she wanted to stay with the guy who then tortures her and kills her father.4. Catelyn freed the most important hostage anyone can have in a war against the Lannisters, Tywin's heir and one of the best fighters in the 7 kingdoms.5. Arya missed the chance to end the war and take revenge for her father. She could have killed Joffrey, Cersei, and Tywin but no, she names three nobodies.Seriously, how can you top that?ETA: maybe this should be limited to important characters, who cares about Amory Loch or Jinglebells?Pretty sure this about all characters not just important ones hence there are many more dumb characters than the ones you mentioned.Well for Robb, Arya, and Sansa you have to remeber their children and are emotional and rash.Robb made the stupid decision to marry Jeyne but her mom screwed over anyways so it doesnt even matter really. Who wouldn't do what he did at his age?Sansa had no idea at that time Joffery was a monster. I dont like how she lied about Arya/Mycah but thats understandable in her situation.Arya choose Weese and Chiswik because she just didnt like them personally. Weese struck her and Chiswik gang raped someone. Arya does show intelligence for saying Jaquens name, remember the Weasel Soup, that was brilliant.Overall they're mistakes can be attributed to being children in adult situations not stupidity.Ned and Cat id say their more unaware of southern politics( The Game).Catelyn releasing the Kingslayer i cant understand because i dont have a child. It was a very dumb mistake but she just wanted her daughters back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentwanderer Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Not to mention, they are pretty obvious with all due respect to Sansa, Hodor, Lysa, Patchface and Pia.Pray Mladen doesnt see this lol The only reason Walder Frey's son is not amongst them is because Catelyn killed him at the Red Wedding . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Tyrell Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Most:1) Maester Aemon (No contest in my opinion)2) Littlefinger3) Tyrion4) Varys5) Olenna RedwyneDumbest:1) Joffrey2) Viserys3) Balon4) Victation5) Janos Slynt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nezzer Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Smartest:1-Varys2-Littlefinger3-Roose4-Tyrion5-Tywin6-Olenna7-Euron8-Doran9-Davos10-StannisDumbest1-Joffrey2-Balon3-Victarion4-Cersei5-Ned6-Quentyn7-Robb8-Catelyn9-Theon10-Lysa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior Queen Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Uhm this is hard, because people can be smart in many ways.So lets first do the book smart:1. Maester Aemon2. Maester Lewin3. Sam Tarly4. Rhaegar Targaryen5. Tyrion LannisterStrategic Smart:1. Tywin Lannister2. Randyll Tarly3. Doran Martell4. Robert Baratheon5. Wyman ManderlyStreet Smart:1. Varys2. LittleFinger3. Lady Olenna4. Davos Seaworth5. Arianne MartellThen the stupid:1. Vicatrion Greyjoy2. Joffrey3. Viserys Targaryen4. Lysa Arryn5. Gregory Clegane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth 1 Andrew Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Smartest:1. Hodor2. Butterbumps3. Moon Boy4. Patch face5. JinglebellDumbest:1. Tywi... Lol just kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentwanderer Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 5) Janos Slynt I don't see Janos as dumb as much as the perfect example of what happens once a politician is stuck in the turf of Ned Stark: you obey, or you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Turtle Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 counting only POV'smost intelligent (can't decide who leave out from those six):TyrionAryaDavosJon ConAshaSamleast intelligent:Victarion PateArys OakheartBrienneAeron Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermayaki Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I think Rouse Bolton is pretty smart, he fought many battles for the starks and gets away with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermayaki Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Best at game of thrones1. Varys (obvious)2. Littlefinger (obvious)3. Q.O.T. (Supports renly, kills Joff and gets away with it)4. Tyrion (smart but he did get exiled)5. Tywin Lannister (obvious)Honourable mention:Mother of Elia Martell (somehow managed to wed her sickly daughter to the crown prince)Worst at game of thrones1. Aerys (destroys a whole royal dynasty2. Cersei (ruins everything)3. Joffrey (obvious)4. Quentyn (offers 5000 swords but can't convince dany to marry him)5. Robb (he is brilliant in (battle) strategy and tactics but terrible in politics)(Un)honourable mention: Viserys: Very stupid but he did manage to keep Dany and himself alive for 14 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valandui Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Kind of surprised how many people are saying Ned was stupid. To me, he actually comes off as pretty intelligent. His main problem is that he comes from a different culture and is entirely too trusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiola Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 As for stupid:1. Cersei Lannister2. The Greyjoys (minus Asha)3. Viserys Targaryen4. The Wildlings5. Rhaegar TargaryenHow can you possibly lump so many people into that category? In addition, what makes them so dumb? Just curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Not to mention, they are pretty obvious with all due respect to Sansa, Hodor, Lysa, Patchface and Pia.Care to elaborate this, please? Since I can mention at least 20 characters who were far idiotic than Sansa. It's a dumb list, not hate listPray Mladen doesnt see this lolSeen it... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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