Moosicus Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 It makes me want to write a book from the perspective of an evil chicken, just to tap into some of TG's fans. I could really use the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seventh Pup Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Goodkind quote of the day: Hissing, hackles lifting, the chicken's head rose. Kahlan pulled back. Its claws digging into stiff dead flesh, the chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its wattles sway. "Shoo," Kahlan heard herself whisper. There wasn't enough light, and besides, the side of its beak was covered with gore, so she couldn't tell if it had the dark spot, But she didn't need to see it. "Dear spirits, help me," she prayed under her breath. The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest. --Terry Goodkind, Soul of the Fire You're welcome. Wow. It leaves me speechless... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 It cocked its head, Muahahahahahahahahahha!!! :lmao: That's actually funny! A chicken cocked its head, get it? Muwahahahah! wipes tears from eyes This was evil manifest. I'd say the same for your books, ser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 A chicken cocked its head, get it? Muwahahahah! I actually didn't notice that. Jeebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 I can't blame Amok for wanting to draw a mord sith. Maybe he's into BDSM. I don't judge people on how they like to fuck. Neither do I. But Denna looks like you could break her in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 If I had a fiction teacher, I would bring a Goodkind book in class, and ask him to explain why someone who is writing exactly the way we are taught not to sells more volumes than most of the by the book authors together. seriously. I don't doubt he would say it is because people are stupid I don't doubt he will. Can a chicken really cock its head...I wonder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 It's obvious to me now that the "Goodkind quote of the day" must continue. I will provide a new piece of his work every morning for your enjoyment. This is now my purpose. I hope you all appreciate what I will be going through for your enjoyment. Reading TG is hard enough, rereading it is true suffering. But I am willing to do this, for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad King Billy Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 I shall sacrifice a chicken in your honour every morning. On Sundays, I shall sacrifice an Evil Chicken. that will show them to wake me up at 8AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 I appreciate your support Mr. Nobuddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errant Bard Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 rereading it is true suffering. But I am willing to do this, for you.we are not worthy :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 we are not worthy :bow: True, but I'll do it anyway. Thats just the kind of good guy I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 Certainly if you are not mad now, you will be by the time you've been doing this for a week or so. I just got to the bit in The Lies of Locke Lamora where a central character is locked in a coffin full of horsepiss. You are embarking on the literary equivalent of this. I salute you ser! (whistles The Last Post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Don't you be spoiling the Lies of Locke Lamora for me, you wanton Yeardi, you! *cries because I have to wait another couple of weeks for the book to be out here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Certainly if you are not mad now, you will be by the time you've been doing this for a week or so. I just got to the bit in The Lies of Locke Lamora where a central character is locked in a coffin full of horsepiss. You are embarking on the literary equivalent of this. I salute you ser! (whistles The Last Post) I have my beer, and my whiskey to protect me. I am shielded in my armor Hiding in my room safe within my womb I read TG, but TG don't touch me I am a Rock I am an Island. A rock feels no pain And an island never cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 rereading it is true suffering. But I am willing to do this, for you. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, My cappy day just got a bit better because of this thread and your research Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerol Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 No portraits of the man himself, just these Why is there not a portrait of the goat or the chicken? I feel betrayed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad King Billy Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Here Is the evil Chicken Or perhaps it is this one Or This one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerol Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Here Is the evil Chicken Or perhaps it is this one Or This one I am going with what's behind door #2. Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxblood Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 No such thread should be without this link ROFL!!!!! that has to be some of the funniest shit I have ever READ!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 ROFL!!!!! that has to be some of the funniest shit I have ever READ!!!! Ah! Another disciple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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