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Funniest theory you ever heard?

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What's the funniest theory you've ever heard on this forum?

I personally liked the Jojen Paste Version 2 theory, which convinced me to make my own account here.

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Any theory that is not clearly supported by any textual reference that does something more than "not contradict it" or does not have several hints for it.

I won't cite any, people can take it really personally here. :dunno:

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Robb being alive. Beric could not have given his life to both him and Cat, so I find this theory quite hilarious. Prove me wrong if you want.

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The Dany = Jesus Christ theory.

I'm still not sure whether that was meant to be taken seriously.

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Not really a theory, but Dany being a good general.

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Every single theory that implies ASoIaF is either the past or the future or the "real world", that science fiction technology is somehow involved or that it shares it's universe with any other fictional story.

Fortunately I have never seen stupidity like that on this board, but over at tvtropes "theories" like this crop up from time to time.

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Sandor and Gregor are brothers.

This one easily.

For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here -

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For me, that Jon Snow is actually Lyanna and King Roberts child. Someone seriously posted that and seemed to believe it, mostly based off of looks.

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Jon is the saviour :stillsick:

Dany believes Jon's the real deal

There's something hidden in WF's tombs

Tyrion's a Targ

Jojen is actually Howland

Lady Stoneheart = Cat

The worst has got to be LF caused Robert's Rebellion. Are you kidding?!

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Though I'm pretty sure it was a troll, it made me actually lol.

The theory that Hodor is actually Aegon. When he was allegedly killed, he actually survived, but suffered severe brain damage as well as damage to his pituitary gland, causing excessive growth.

The name Hodor is a combination of the words he heard just before his injury; his mother calling for the guard to "Hold the door! Hold the door"

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Hodor raped Catelyn and Rickon is their demonspawn

That's beyond ridiculous.

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