Sweet-N-SourRobin Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Dusky Euron is utterly implausible, but I like it anyway. I want to believe Euron is that committed to Epic Trolling.The Dusky woman is likely "just" Euron's mole in Vitctarion's midst. I suppose that'll have to be good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Røyksopp Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Hodor is a Frey because the Frey's have an inclination towards slow-wits.What is this, I don't even. No - Paul Erdos could have had a slow-witted kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Sandor and Gregor are brothersJojen Paste and Jojen Paste v.2Joffery is Aerys bastard. Varys uses Aerys "seed" to impregnate Cersei sometime after Aerys death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Hodor is a Frey because the Frey's have an inclination towards slow-wits.What is this, I don't even. No - Paul Erdos could have had a slow-witted kid.But Hodor's name is Walder, how could he not be a Frey? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Joanna Lannister is alive - Tywin helped her to fake death after the birth and go to Essos. Like, what the HELL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryarific Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Sandor and Gregor are brothers.This... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow's Third Eye Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 The very recent Bloodraven warged Jamie to throw Bran out of the window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balaurderaa Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Though I'm pretty sure it was a troll, it made me actually lol.The theory that Hodor is actually Aegon. When he was allegedly killed, he actually survived, but suffered severe brain damage as well as damage to his pituitary gland, causing excessive growth.The name Hodor is a combination of the words he heard just before his injury; his mother calling for the guard to "Hold the door! Hold the door"GRRM has to read this and make it so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Though I'm pretty sure it was a troll, it made me actually lol.The theory that Hodor is actually Aegon. When he was allegedly killed, he actually survived, but suffered severe brain damage as well as damage to his pituitary gland, causing excessive growth.The name Hodor is a combination of the words he heard just before his injury; his mother calling for the guard to "Hold the door! Hold the door" hahah that was awesome :bowdown: This is pretty awesome! GRRM has to read this and make it so! Haha that was my theory, long time ago... I;m glad it still gets some love :rofl: Here it is: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/82649-aegon-hodor-targaryen/ I was indeed trolling a bit then, but I can't remember how I arrived at some of those conclusions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 R+R=Dany (Funny and ewww) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 The very recent Bloodraven warged Jamie to throw Bran out of the window This just shows us that fans will go to any extent to justify the actions of the characters they're biased for. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aiiila Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 R+R=Dany (Funny and ewww) Who is the second R? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Who is the second R? Rhaella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Alysanne™ Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 #3 - The mad king was not actually killed but is hiding.#2 - Dragonstone is one giant dragon egg#1 - Samwell Tarly is Azor Ahai.These are real. This is known Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aiiila Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Rhaella. Ewww... that's just wrong. How do people even come up with that? We know the Targaryens are incestuous, but aren't some of these theories crossing a line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aiiila Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 These are real. This is known You're joking? Sometimes, I feel at such a loss with you experienced posters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 You're joking? Sometimes, I feel at such a loss with you experienced posters... Don't worry, it's a joke :lol: A lot of people would sacrifice their books to R'hllor if it was true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Ewww... that's just wrong. How do people even come up with that? We know the Targaryens are incestuous, but aren't some of these theories crossing a line? There was a thread about Dany being a bastard, where one poster argued vigorously and at length in favour of the theory, a couple of days ago. Actually, I'd find it very funny if it were true, simply to see Dany's reaction on learning that she was the offspring of incest between her mother and brother, but there's a complete absence of textual evidence for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooseman Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Before ADWD, "Aegon = Samwell Tarly" was a serious theory. I find that funny in retrospect, but I think I would have found it funny even then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jentario Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Jon wrote the Pink Letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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