Rhymes with Weak Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 What a dull list, I come here looking for some samples of this great humorist but no, just the same dull Stannis quotes,There is more wit in one of Stannis' bowel movements then in that sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyrhex Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 “—is one boy! He may be the best boy who ever drew breath and it would not matter. My duty is to the realm.” His hand swept across thePainted Table. “How many boys dwell in Westeros? How many girls? How many men, how many women? The darkness will devour them all,she says. The night that never ends. She talks of prophecies . . . a hero reborn in the sea, living dragons hatched from dead stone . . . shespeaks of signs and swears they point to me. I never asked for this, no more than I asked to be king. Yet dare I disregard her?”...“I know the cost! Last night, gazing into that hearth, I saw things in the flames as well. I saw a king, a crown of fire on his brows, burning .. . burning, Davos. His own crown consumed his flesh and turned him into ash. Do you think I need Melisandre to tell me what that means?Or you?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeirwoodTreeHugger Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I guess this one is mine:I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne"In your bed she's likely to stay that way." :rofl:These. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howie Manderly Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 "You are dead men, understand that."from Twow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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