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Goodkind 53: We Don't Need No Stinking Magic!


Myshkin

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So i guess its safe to say that Tormund didn't make it, and had to use the gun. Poor bastard.

I wouldn't be so optimistic. I suppose he rather ripped his spine out, and then used it as a grill to made traditional Imperial BBQ.

Things Tairy do to humankind.

We should carve a statue, for definite.

Some lemming-centipede statue with word DISCORD written in various, chaotic places...

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But will the statue show off the true nature of Discord and the true nobility of Lemmingness?

Release your doubts my friend. We Wicked Woodpeckers of the Westlands know no equal in wood-sculpture, maybe except Dick Rahl. And for sure our collectivist bird statues are much more discordian than his boring rand-realism works.

You're asking if the statue will have a large erect penis? The answer is yes.

Hundreds of them. Centipede full of cocks. Cocks-that-are-not-the -cocks (but rather adult form of chickens-that-are-not-the-chickens).

Will someone be making a speech? I really hope so, no less than 10,000 words

Let our work speak for itself.

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