PeterPaulGualtieri Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 "He's grown pious," said Jaime, "but it wasn't him who did the picking. Lady Amerei's mother is a Darry. Our uncle thought she'd help Lancel win the Darry small folk." "How, by fucking them? You know why they call her Gatehouse Ami? She raises her portucllis for every knight who happens by. Lancel had nice find an armorer to make him a horned helm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Targaryen Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Got one! From Stannis, of all people:"Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 "Yet he could scarcely tell Lord Mormont that it was another man's sword he dreamt of..." "But if we attack from the north and west simultaneously, and take the ironmen in the rear while they are beating off what they think is my main thrust up the causeway, then we have a chance.." Got one! From Stannis, of all people: "Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all." :bowdown: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Puff Fish Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 "Muscled like a maiden's fantasy." And how would you know about the fantasies of maidens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPaulGualtieri Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 He finished quickly. 1 down, he [Tyrion] thought, 76 to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cangussu Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Got one! From Stannis, of all people: "Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: And the winner is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Septon Ramsay Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Hard was the word used when men described Stannis, and hard he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark Revenge Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Got one! From Stannis, of all people:"Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all."YES YES YES!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Pretty much every line spoken to Dunk by the fiddler, all that jousting and swordplay talk on the roof was just way too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTowerOfJoy Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 His face pressed hard against the trunk of the sentinel. He could feel the sweet, sticky sap on his cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPaulGualtieri Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Pretty much every line spoken to Dunk by the fiddler, all that jousting and swordplay talk on the roof was just way too much. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAndFullOfTurnips Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 John the Fiddler paid the older man no mind. I would love to cross swords with you, ser. Ive tried men of many lands and races, but never one your size. Was your father large as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPaulGualtieri Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 John the Fiddler paid the older man no mind. I would love to cross swords with you, ser. Ive tried men of many lands and races, but never one your size. Was your father large as well? The Mystery Knight is a treasure trove of double entendre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAndFullOfTurnips Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 The Mystery Knight is a treasure trove of double entendreEvery time I read it I can't help but crack up at "Was your father large as well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~No One~ Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Got one! From Stannis, of all people:"Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all."Hahaha!'Jon forced himself to smile back. "How long do you think it will be?" "Soon enough" Robb promised.'And..."By all means." Ned said. "Come inside, your grace." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 This thread is a gem. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Meera Reed Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Got one! From Stannis, of all people:"Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all.":bowdown: :lmao: :lmao:Something from our favorite Onion Knight:Stannis: I can shorten your tongue as easily as I did your fingers, smuggler.Davos: I am your man, Your Grace. So it is your tongue, to do with as you please..... I swear, these two :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. "Once you take the black, there is no going back" Got one! From Stannis, of all people: "Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: "Careful, I said across her nose, not up it" Alright, that's from 'Spaceballs', but I had to. "Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it." "The things we love destroy us every time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 'You've been looking at my turnips since you came in Ser' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Got one! From Stannis, of all people: "Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all." Hard was the word used when men described Stannis, and hard he was. 'You've been looking at my turnips since you came in Ser' :rofl: Thank you, OP, thank you, for starting this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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