Turn Quotes From Characters Into Innuendo

[RumHam]

once the girl is there, she will not be allowed to leave. No more than you will. Hotah will see to that. You do not know him as I do. He is terrible when aroused.”

[Alys Karstark]

Bran "warging" Hodor:

The gentle giant would whimper when he felt him, and thrash his shaggy head from side to side, but not as violently as he had the first time, back at Queenscrown. He knows it’s me, the boy liked to tell himself. He’s used to me by now. Even so, he never felt comfortable inside Hodor. The big stableboy never understood what was happening, and Bran could taste the fear at the back of his mouth. It was better inside Summer.

[KingGendry]

Bran "warging" Hodor:

The gentle giant would whimper when he felt him, and thrash his shaggy head from side to side, but not as violently as he had the first time, back at Queenscrown. He knows its me, the boy liked to tell himself. Hes used to me by now. Even so, he never felt comfortable inside Hodor. The big stableboy never understood what was happening, and Bran could taste the fear at the back of his mouth. It was better inside Summer.

Oh god, my poor eyes, this cannot be unseen!

[First of My Name]

Bran "warging" Hodor:

The gentle giant would whimper when he felt him, and thrash his shaggy head from side to side, but not as violently as he had the first time, back at Queenscrown. He knows it’s me, the boy liked to tell himself. He’s used to me by now. Even so, he never felt comfortable inside Hodor. The big stableboy never understood what was happening, and Bran could taste the fear at the back of his mouth. It was better inside Summer.

:lol:

[Alys Karstark]

From Victation Greyjoy when deciding not to wait for Iron Fleet ships that are missing after a squall:

The iron captain had no time to wait for laggards. Not with his bride encircled by her enemies. "The most beautiful woman in the world has urgent need of my axe."

[Mithras]

The last case was a plump tavern singer, accused of making a song that ridiculed the late King Robert. Joff commanded them to fetch his woodharp and ordered him to perform the song for the court. The singer wept and swore he would never sing that song again, but the king insisted. It was sort of a funny song, all about Robert fighting with a pig. The pig was the boar who’d killed him, Sansa knew, but in some verses it almost sounded as if he were singing about the queen.

In the text, there are hints that boars sometimes used to represent whores and that whore Cersei is the boar that killed Robert as given above. Keep this in mind and have a look at these :D

“A boar.” Lord Renly was still in his hunting greens, his cloak spattered with blood.

“A devil,” the king husked. “My own fault. Too much wine, damn me to hell. Missed my thrust.”

“And where were the rest of you?” Ned demanded of Lord Renly. “Where was Ser Barristan and the Kingsguard?”

Renly’s mouth twitched. “My brother commanded us to stand aside and let him take the boar alone.”

Eddard Stark lifted the blanket.

“Serve the boar at my funeral feast,” Robert rasped. “Apple in its mouth

“Robert loved to hunt boar. I have seen him take a thousand of them.” He would stand his ground without flinching, his legs braced, the great spear in his hands, and as often as not he would curse the boar as it charged, and wait until the last possible second, until it was almost on him, before he killed it with a single sure and savage thrust.

RIP Bob :crying:

[Iona]

Lamprey, I laughed so hard I soiled my smallclothes, excellent! :lmao:

[First of My Name]

My attempt to breathe some life into this awesome thread:

The wolves will come again. (believe that hasn't been done before).

[complexphoenix]

"Give me Cersei Lannister, Lord Karstark, and you would see how gentle a woman can be."

-Catelyn

[Aelar Voqarion]

There will be pain.

Ill scream.

A great deal of pain.

Ill scream very loudly.

Jaime and Qyburn

Was it too weird?

[RumHam]

The corsairs had come aboard in the darkness before the dawn, as the Meadowlark was anchored off the coast of the Disputed Lands. The crew had beaten them off, at the cost of twelve lives.

[The Crow's Third Eye]

"May I come into your castle, my lady?

Sansa was wary. Don't break it. Be..."

Oh Petyr :lmao:

[complexphoenix]

From Bran's last chapter in ACOK:

Turning, Hodor put his back to the wood and shoved. Again. Again. "Hodor!" He put one foot on a higher step so he was bent under the slant of the door and tried to rise. This time the wood groaned and creaked. "Hodor!" The other foot came up a step, and Hodor spread his legs apart, braced, and straightened. His face turned red, and Bran could see cords in his neck bulging as he strained against the weight above him. "Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor HODOR!" From above came a dull rumble.

[Alys Karstark]

From AFFC:

"... but every little girl needs a big brother to protect her. Tywin was big even when he was little"

[Mr Smith]

I'm shaking with laughter. A couple of rather kinky ones:

"My brother has a sword, and I have my mind..."

"Get the keys and remove those chains from him..."

[Iona]

One from the Hedge Knight:

It’s my finger, a wooden finger. All I need do is touch him with my long wooden finger.

[Bori]

Sword of the morning...

"Tregar died this morning, of the blow Lord Stark gave him."

Stannis: "I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach."

Robb, before entering the Twins: "I’m more wet than hungry"

Qyburn to Jaime: "I shall bring the wine. Lie back, I must needs strap down your arms"

[complexphoenix]

The scene where Stannis makes Davos his hand is filled to bursting with double entendres. "Your tongue", all those commands to kneel... all I could do was laugh like an 8th grader.

[Alys Karstark]

From AFFC:

"Podrick helped her lower Nimble Dick into his hole. By the time they were done the moon was rising."

[First of My Name]

From AFFC:

"Podrick helped her lower Nimble Dick into his hole. By the time they were done the moon was rising."

:rofl: My god...