Stan the Man Baratheon Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Leap likes to takes leap from skyscrapers at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Stan the Man Baratheon has an exhaustive collection of lingerie catalogs from the 1930's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Instead of a shame gland, honeyed chicken has an extra insulin gland where the shame gland is supposed to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingdoms'Rights Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Jace actually wasnt deemed real enough by the state of NY to marry Dr. Krieger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Kingdoms'Rights has a large stash of acorns out back, "just because". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 HC daily visits different branches of McDonalds in his town and asks the directions for Burger King. He is now a blacklisted customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 heh-hehAk on a Sunday when I have plenty of time . . . :devil: There's a town, I can't tell you which one or where it is.Good people would die if the wrong men knew.That's where I first met Ak.He was dangerous then.He's bad news now.People avoid him, and I would too if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 HC's night is always dark and full of cats, because Mrs chicken never lets him sleep on the bed, rather he's made to sleep on the couch which he shares with seven cats, a turtle and a hamster who can run on three limbs faster than he can run on four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Leap used to be publicity incharge for Saddam Hussein. Later he did the same for Lehman Brothers. He has now finally realized that "Outrageous lies" is his real forte where he shines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Leap is Al's second in command, in charge of royal poodle grooming and sandwich testing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan the Man Baratheon Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 The titan's Legitimate Son is actually titan's bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 StMB is the postman for a small prairie town in South Dakota. He always rings twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 We've lied our way past post# 400 again. Time to start a new thread, here: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/100504-outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster-v12/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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