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I was watching "The Four Feathers" this weekend and thought Tim Pigott-Smith was just born to play Tywin Lannister. Here's his filmography on imdb.

I think if they ever put ASOIAF on film, it would have to be a miniseries spanning a couple seasons, at least. Even a bunch of 3-hour movies like LOTR wouldn't be enough to do the story justice. It's just too long and complex.

Oh, I also like Gerard McSorley as Ser Mormont possibly, and maybe Michael Wincott as as Ilyn Payne or the Hound (though he may be too skinny) or better yet, Roose Bolton

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ok this is the first thing ive ever posted

Sansa Stark- Kate Mara

Robb Stark- Ben Mckenzie

Rickon Stark- Luke Benward

Jon Snow- Kevin Zegers

Stannis Baratheon- Liam Neeson

Renly Baratheon- Heath Ledger

Mace Tyrell- Brendan Gleeson

Balon Greyjoy- Rutger Hauer

Euron Greyjoy- Jeremy Irons

Victarion Greyjoy- Stellan Skarsgaard

Theon Greyjoy-Johnathan Rhys-Meyers

Asha Greyjoy- Mila Jovovich

Gregor Clegane- Nathan Jones

and no emma watson and dakota fanning anywhere near the stark girls

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I don't think he's too old really.

And as for not creepy, From Hell and Alien :P.

First, this is probably the thousandth time this "cast" thing has been brought up.

Second. Littlefinger is probably about 35-45 years old, while Ian Holms is like what? 60?

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It's been a while since I read the books, I don't remember the ages exactly.

I know I probably sound a little stupid here or something. I'd have to see a recent photo of Holm to really judge.

If 30+ year olds can get off playing high school freshman and the like, Holm could play LF.

((Just looked up recent pic of him and looking rather old, I still think it could be pulled off though.))

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I've been working on this with some equally obsessed people for a while now (just stating to anyone listening that this is not all my doing). It's star-studded, would cost billions to produce, and would probably suck if it was made. I wrote this out somewhere else on the board, and recently too (there are a lot of movie topics out there), but I can't find it, so (takes a deep breath) here I go again.

(This is the list exactly as it sits before me)

Ned Stark-George Clooney

Catelyn Tully-Holly Hunter

Lysa Arryn-Teri Garr

Robb-Hayden Christensen

Jon-Leonardo Dicaprio (think What's Eating Gilbert Grape? and Basketball Diaries)

Bran-???

Rickon-???

Sansa-Emma Watson

Arya-Dakota Fanning

Young Robert Baratheon-John Pierfoy

Robert Baratheon-whatever older, overweight guy who looks like John Pierfoy

Cersei-Charlize Theron

Jaime-Heath Ledger

Tyrion-Mickey from Seinfeld

Joffrey-Malfoy from Harry Potter

Myrcella-???blonde girl???

Tommen-???blonde boy???

Tywin-Patrick Stewart

Kevan-Harrison Ford (if you've seen him lately, you'll understand)

Dany-Evan Rachel Wood

Viserys-Macauley Kulkin

Drogo-The Rock

Stannis-Bruce Willis

Renly-Jim Cavaziel

Loras Tyrell-Orlando Bloom

Margaery-Mandy Moore

Thoros-Adrien Brody

Melisandre-Julia Roberts

Berric-Brendan Fraser

Gendry-Jake Gyllenhal (or Harry Potter in a few years)

Tom-Mark Walberg

Lem-Brad Pitt

Anguy-Topher Grace

Theon-Shane West

Jorah-Hugh Jackman

Jeor-Jon Noble (Boromir's from LotR's dad)

Sam-Ethan Suplee (Remember the Titans)

Osha-Uma Thurman

Myra Reed-Keira Knightley

Jojen-???

Brienne-Hilary Swank (have to ugly her up)

Hodor-"The Big Show"

Hound-Liam Neeson

Gregor-James Gandolfino (Tony Soprano)

Ilyn Payne-Vin Diesel

Alister Thorne-Michael Cain

Pyp-Seth Green

Grenn-Seth Green's Rat Race brother (tongue pierced guy)

Dolores Edd-Jason Stathome

Small Paul-Gorgeous George from Snatch

Hot Pie-Rupert Grint

Jaqen H'ghar-Ryan Reynolds

Yoren-Dennis Farina

Bronn-Charlie Sheen (from Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Shae-Natalie Portman

Alayaya-Brandi

Varys-Philip Seymour Hoffman

Petyr Baelish-Johnny Depp

Edmure Tully-Greg Kinnear

Bryden Tully-Sean Connory

Syrio Forrel-Jon Cleese

Rhakaro-Wilmer Valdemera

Jhogo-Jakapo from The Count of Monte Christo

Grey Worm-Jhett Lee

Barristan-Ian McKellan

Strong Belwas-Butterbean (the guy who beat the **** out of Johnny Knoxville in Jackass)

Irri-Mila Kunis

Jhiqui-Rosario Dawson

Daario-???

Oberyn Martell-Antonio Banderas

Mance Raider-Viggo Mortensen

Quorin Halfhand-Val Kilmer (if he lost some weight)

Asha-Jessica Alba

Davos-Colin Firth

Roose Bolton-Anthony Hopkins

Ramsay Bolton-Cillian Murphy

Greatjon-Davis Rhys Jones

Smalljon-Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond

Benjen Stark-Jude Law

Old Nan-Estelle Getty

Vargo Hoat-Alan Rickman

Dontos-Jack Black

Dacey Moromont-Donna from That 70's Show

Maege Moromont-Kathleen Turner

Rickard Karstark-Robert DeNiro

Janos Slynt-Jon Lovitz

Patchface-Steve Bucchemi

Lyanna-Liv Tyler

Doreah-Drea De Matteo

Ellaria Sand-Angelina Jolie

Ygritte-Lindsay Lohan

Mya Stone-Alexis Bledel

Lommy Greenhands-Hayley Joel Osmund (just to see him die)

Tysha-Anne Hathway

Edric Storm-Skandor Keynes (Edmund from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe)

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Without reading through all the posts . . .

Jon Snow - Jake Gyllenhaal

Ser Jorah - Jeremy Irons

Cersei - can't think of her name, I want to say Polly Walker, but the lady who plays Atia in Rome.

Ser Loras - Orlando Bloom

Jaime - Josh Holloway (from Lost)

Catalyn - Cate Blanchett

Eddard - Eric Bana

Robb - Heath Ledger

Theon - Ioan Gruffudd

Edmure Tully - Sean Bean

Barristan the Bold - Sean Connery

Maester Aemon - Peter O'Toole (saw someone else put that, scrolling down, and I second)

Mad King Aerys - Ian Holme (I imagine Aerys as old. Hmm)

Victarion - Clive Owen

Qyburn - the fella who plays Locke on Lost

Renly - James Purefoy

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Theon - Garrett Hedlund. The guy from Four Brothers who plays the fourth brother. He just looks like a Theon.

A much younger Susan Sarandon could play Catelyn.

Ralph Fiennes could possibly play Ned. I liked him as Heathcliff, hated him as Voldemort. I think Sean Bean would be great as Ned.

A very young (around The Parent Trap age, maybe a little older) Lindsay Lohan would have been a perfect Sansa, before she grew up to be anorexic and disappointing.

I can think of nobody suited to play Arya. :S

Caroline Chikezie (unknown but hot) as Alalaya or whatever Chataya's daughter's name is.

Cersei - Charlize Theron, but she's too sweet-looking. Her face is beautiful and feline though, which is how Cersei's face should be. And she's a great actress, so I think she could pull off Cersei anyway.

Khal Drogo - The guy who plays the Scorpion King. The wrestler guy :P I forgot his name.

The Blackfish - Russell Crowe or Mel Gibson

Robert Baratheon - Russell Crowe

Margaery Tyrell - Keira Knightley. Emma Watson is a good choice for this role...certainly more suited to Margaery than Hermione.

Loras Tyrell - Orlando Bloom

Renly Baratheon - Hugh Jackman when he was younger

And I can think of no one for Jaime.

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Truthfully, film/TV Executives suck... So, they would probably go with the current teen trend and this is how the movie/series would've been cast:

Sansa - Lindsey Lohan

Arya - Hillary Duff

Cersei - Jessica Simpson

Margery - Paris Hilton

Eddard Stark - Tom Cruise

Ser Loras - Orlando Bloom

Jaime - The guy from the 'O.C.'

Catalyn - Ashley Simpson

Robb - The kid from 'High School Musical'

Theon - some Backstreet boy

Messilendre - the famous eskimo actor Jennifer Love Hewwitt (lol @ Family Guy reference)

Jon Snow - Justin Timberlake

Seriously, be thankful that no deal has been made for a TV/Show ;)

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