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    This book is quite boring....

    I read all books before that in 2 months too, but then I took a whole month to read AFFC. Luckily DWD stepped up a notch too. I have to say though, there were some standout chapters (Irion Island chapters)
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    Is Melisandre scared of Patchface?

    Some random crackpot theories I've came up with, but this is pretty weird. I doubt it has anything to do with Ser Richard Lonmouth (or his house), but it's a coincidence. There's a House called House Lonmouth. It's coat of arms is a checkered shield with red lips and skulls on it. This is linked directly to the quote and, very strangely, it is covered in a motley pattern (of black and yellow). Patchface has a face painted in motley too. Now, Ser Richard Lonmouth was a squire to Prince Rhaegar and was at the Harrenhal Tourney. No one really know what happened to him. Perhaps he died? Or was he exiled/escaped and found by Steffon Baratheon? Anyway, I think Melisandres is scared of him. And she should be. He seems like a simpleton but he's obviously seen some stuff or has changed for the worse, but for what reason/what did he see? I have a feeling Patchface will play a large role in revealing some huge twist.
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    So who would you bend the knee to?

    I would bend the knee to Stannis, since he is actally the rightful heir, but I don't think I could cope with the amount of R'hllor followers; so I ain't bending nothing for Stannis. It would have to be Robb. He was raised well by a good father, knows how to fight battles and is, in my opinion, fighting for the good of the realm. As for Dany, no. I hate Targaryens. Mance is epic, but I prefer Robb. Lord Beric once again is a fervent believer of R'hllor so no. I also don't like the idea of sleeping in caves. Joffrey is just a general B****. Balons a bad***. He's that guy who does what he wants, but I wouldn't fit in with the lifestyle of Balon, nor would he be a great king.