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Kelli Fury

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  • Birthday 07/10/1983

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  1. I’m wait maars, it’s not very nice to kick her out of your friend group because you have an unreciprocated crush. I also agree the hurt is more bruised ego, that’s the worst part for us all. Take some space if you need it but don’t punish her.
  2. I third the above, no way to warn her. And if she's enough of a babe in the woods she doesn't know dude at work with a girlfriend is bad news the world is gonna break her no matter what you warn her of.
  3. I, too, have felt suffocated in most of my relationships, functional and otherwise, because I've got too much other cool shit to do. I took some time to sort out that I liked dysfunction for it's entertaining project value, because in functional relationships I got bored and wandered off, so I sought chaos to keep myself interested. It was a bad plan. Some exboyfriend domestic abuse related court dates later, I learned this. Then I met the current boy, previously referred to as Young Boring Danzig in this thread. We never fight. He never pesters me. He lives with me but I am never suffocated because he has his own life and doesn't horn himself into the parts of my life that don't involve him. He reads while I play video games. My guy friends can stay at our apartment when they are in town. He is never jealous of my clients or about my exes. I have spoken to him on the phone ONCE in the six years I have known him for 2 minutes. I don't have to tell him where I am and I don't need to know where he is. It's very chill. You could get a YBD, he's good looking and loyal and no maintenance and nice to my cats. He paypals me his share of the rent, we have separate wifi bandwidth.
  4. Just because he was a great guy who did everything right doesn't mean he was a right fit for you. Everybody has to go through tons of guys who don't work out before finding the right fit. You haven't thrown up your hands when dysfunction didn't work out yet, why not give function another shot, or just doing you for awhile?
  5. This will sound harsh and I am sorry but it is meant with love- How are you just figuring out now you are disposable to this guy??? LOOK HOW HE IS TREATING HIS GIRLFRIEND, he's being very sketchy with you behind her back, whilst talking so much shit about her you appear to think this is somewhat her fault (it's totally not, even if he wasn't lying about her, which he almost certainly IS to groom you into giving him his way). That's the person he's with and values more than you, and he's clearly not valuing her either. The fact that you feel almost cheated on by a dude that has a girlfriend is a huge red flag that there are serious issues at work with you here. This is clearly an unhealthy situation for you, you know that, and you are excusing it with "if it wasn't him it'd be another of the same or worse" bullshit. If that's the case- work on it!!!!! You are too cool a person to tolerate this destructive bullshit from him or from yourself. Put on your big girl panties and take some control of your life.
  6. Pleasant unrealizable sexual tension = free emotional labor and ego stroking on demand with no investment on his part, only yours. He's manipulating three perfectly good women right now, stop being one of them
  7. Min, welcome back, I love you. This dude is a toxic fuckboy who has been toying with you this whole time. It was bad and not worth your time as it was before, now it would be completely insane to view him as anything more than strictly a colleague (one who is frankly extremely unprofessional). You should rejoice at being replaced for his mindfucking
  8. Kelli Fury

    Makeup VI : SPFantastic

    Too Faced peanut butter and jelly palette is $20 at Ulta right now
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    Makeup VI : SPFantastic

  10. Kelli Fury

    Makeup VI : SPFantastic

    If you use it a lot I would. If my Too Faced Sweet Peach was being discontinued I'd order at least one more
  11. Kelli Fury

    Makeup VI : SPFantastic

    Naked smoky is $27 at Urban Decay and Ulta
  12. Kelli Fury

    Makeup VI : SPFantastic

    I have all of the naked palettes. Heat and 3 are AMAZING if your skin is more cool toned, probably wouldn't be if you're more of a warm tone. I still say the Too Faced Sweet Peach is my all time favorite plus it smells fucking great. It's like having fragrant candy eyelids
  13. Wow, Larry, that sucks bad. You gotta get out of there stat. But, fall on the side of not your business. Your feelings can't be helped and are totally understandable but don't get mad at them, they're adults and not property. Get out of there, keep your distance if it helps (and I think it will), but feeling wronged is only going to make things worse for you going forward. Professing your undying love is nearly always a terrible idea. Stoically walk into the sunset with your dog
  14. Kelli Fury

    Makeup VI : SPFantastic

    I've heard great things about KvD liners
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