Deadlines? What Deadlines?

She's into sex; just not with the Donald. His head of security. That's the rumor.

You know, if the CIA can pull this off, I'll have new respect for the CIA "SHE"-I-A. Amirite ladies? C'mon.

When was the last time Taylor Swift got kicked out of Beetlejuice for making too much noise after stumbling in drunk and letting her date knock her tits around a little while she gave him a reach around? Exactly. Please tell me this is part of an announcement for a new MAGA record label. Please Please Please Please Please He's a stable genius.

That’s because you’re a woke MUTHAFUCKAAH!

'Remember when Trump claimed to have never heard of economic "pump priming" and then claimed to have invented the phrase? It wa a simpler time.

Assume she's using Trump to raise her profile and all of her public appearances are auditions for her own show on Fox News. It all makes sense. That or she is actually a moron and so staggeringly incompetent that her alma mater should be investigated for ever granting her a law degree.

Great movie. Yeah. I'd say Forrest Gump kind of goes out its way to be apolitical.

THe Holdovers was really good. ...And has some really shady politics in my opinion. Everyone in the film who actually stands for something is an asshole or an abuser or a drug addict**. Forrest OTOH, is just some oaf who doesn't know what he's talking about half the time and just bumbles from one massive success to the other. In the novel he rides a rocket into space for christ sakes! I'm probably more cynical about the '60s counterculture than most but this movie is something else. ** Except for his mom. She fucked the principal to keep Forrest from riding the short bus to school. She was a nice lady.

Therein lays the problem. The military leadership, the bureaucrats in the Pentagon and the State Department, CIA, NSA, etc. have zero sense of humor and very long memories when it comes to national security. Just ask Julian Assange and Edward Snowden. And Trump doesn't even pretend to have the integrity of those guys. I guarantee you that there are several high level (though informal) conversation being had about what they do if Trump actually gets a second term.

They could also just offer him a penthouse apartment in Moscow. THe way he's going he might need it.

How hard do you think it would be to reverse engineer this mammajamma? Not very. And it's cheap. Now, the next time you hear some American wonk talking about regime change in Iran, imagine a squadron of these fuckers attacking Saudi oil infrastructure on the south coast of the Persian Gulf or tankers as they transit the Straight of Hormuz.

The full amount. If he appeals he has to post a bond equal to the $83 million.

Except there Jones put some time into shifting his assets to family members so he can claim poverty. Trump hasn't really done that. Am I the only one who thinks Alina Habba doesn't actually give a shit about defending her client? that she's more concerned with raising her profile and using the press to audition for her own show on Fox News?

She's going to end up owning Mar A Lago. Also a high rise in Manhattan maybe.

'Course not. They're teenagers. This is the thing these abstinence only clowns can't seem to comprehend: a 16 year old isn't just a somewhat larger version of a 10 year old. When those kids hit 12 or 13 years old, "the machinery" is going to start kicking in. Mother nature is going to strap a loaded gun to their hip. Does anyone want people walking around with loaded guns and no idea how they work? No. I would be great if puberty didn't happen until 20 years old I guess but that's not the way humans work. Combine that with a typical teenage lack of impulse control and a lot of hormones, and it's a certainty that some of these young people are going to get down before they make it to college.

The answer to that question is another question: How likely is it that Tiffany's State Trooper, Church Elder, strong-opinions-about-college-football-havin' daddy is going kick your ass up and down the street if he ever finds out about it? Tell that guy it's OK because it was only bumb sex.

@Zorral They should immediately sell the debt on to a collection agency. Get $0.30 on the dollar and let Trump deal with the phone calls. He thinks the DOJ are ruthless? He has no idea. Ah yes. The "Just say no" of sexual education. I remember hearing about a study of the effectiveness of abstinence only education from the early 2000's. IIRC, they did find that high-schoolers who received this type sex ed had, on average, became sexually active somewhat later compared to those that experienced a more comprehensive approach... ... By six months. The onset of sexual activity was delayed by a whole six months. However, the real bonus is that when these pimply, hormonal youngsters did give up their precious virginity, they were far less likely to use condoms or any form of birth control. They were also more likely to engage in oral or anal sex. Navigating the spectrum of "technical virginity" so Jesus doesn't cry.

Tell it, sister. We have a bet. Mr. Lake Minnetonka and I.

Still no jail time huh? Fascinating. Your face. I hereby volunteer my sinews and scrawny arms to building the "We love America but not really sometimes" Stompin' Tom Connors memorial security wall. Securing our southern border yadda yadda.

Even worse, he might not even remember the words to his own songs. Just phoning it in on every level. Jesus, he's gotta be pushing 300 lbs. The guy's a parody of an '80's rock frontman. Compare this to a nearly skeletal Mick Mars; who was in constant pain and could barely move because he suffers from a degenerative spinal cord condition, and he's fucking slaying it.

Yeah. That looks amazing and everything but seeing that on a big screen might be like taking a propane torch to one's retinas. Still; I want to see it.

You know, I think it's a little unfair. I saw dial of destiny and I thought it was fine. Definitely not worthy of the hate it gets. I get that the Razzies are supposed to be tongue-in-cheek but, to paraphrase Al Franken, "It's kidding on the square." Good films don't get razzie noms. I don't think Indy 5 belongs on those lists. But yeah, it would have been nice if it came out 10 years ago.

And you call yourself an awards thread. Tsk. https://variety.com/2024/film/news/razzie-nominations-2024-chris-evans-jennifer-lopez-1235879949/