Deadlines? What Deadlines?

Reeeeeeeeeeeealy subtle, Martini.

Since we're busting out the classics, here's one Michael Cimino did for United Airlines. He was renowned for his advertising work before he hit big with The Deer Hunter. ETA: Yes. Advertising used to be like this.

(In my best Estelle Costanza voice) Oh, Look at you. "Mister Fancy". He'll be fine. He's a dog.

That Junior Suite is a bit of me, that is. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around how low those room rates are.

So many ways to interpret this...

Nicola Coughlan!

So I'm watching Kill Bill Vol. 2 on Netflix. I noticed that Pai Mei's incredible dialogue was all incomprehensible and foreign and weird to me. Then I realized that there were no subtitles for some reason. So I turned the subtitles on. Now all the english language dialogue is subtitled but the non-english dialogue isn't. What? No. This makes me sad.

Mr Pink stashed the diamonds. Steve Buscemi didn't need to stuff them up his ass. Could you imagine Harvey Keitel rummaging around in there? Noooo thank youuuu. This is so confusing.

Rewatched They Cloned Tyrone. Still great.

Buy lube. (phrasing)

I have. Butch wasn't in Reservoir Dogs. I don't see how an anal cavity search would have been incorporated into the plot of Reservoir Dogs.

So this IS a live action Invader Zim show.

What?

I want the unrated version of Galaxy Quest with Sigourney Weaver’s original dialogue restored.

Some of the polls had him winning handily but with a somewhat tighter margin. But yeah you're probably right.

Is that a fact though? I mean, Trump was always likely to win it but a result that lopsided? I think that took everyone by surprise. It will be interesting to watch going forward. If other primaries have similarly depressed turnouts, that could be a signal of a lot of disaffected GOP voters. Then again, there isn't exactly a lot of enthusiasm for Biden either. Maybe Trump takes it because turnout is depressed across the board. In other news, Ted Cruz' senate seat is up for grabs this year. If the Texas Republican party had any brains, they'd be looking for a rockstar candidate to primary his ass out of that seat before the election.

Rewatching Galaxy Quest. First time in a long time. Galaxy Quest turns 25 this year. Twenty five. Go watch Galaxy Quest.

I don't know if this has already been covered. Turnout for the Iowa caucuses was way down over previous years. Cold weather? I dunno. https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iowa-caucus-republican-primary-2024/card/iowa-caucus-turnout-was-lowest-in-years-OHUue4uBysMwml4DuEmP

If I could get wet, I'd be wet right now. Am I right ladies? C'mon.

I would have liked a Guy Ritchie Man From Uncle series over a The Gentlemen series.

You think he'll be able to cry? You muh muh muh make me happ'ay.

110 cameras need to come back. Remember those?

My niece was doing some photography in school and she had to get some 35mm film developed. There is literally one place in this city that still does it, and that's only for color film. If it was black and white, they would have had to send it out