Roose is Azor Ahai

Double post.

9. + Egg, I dreamed that I was old + Stannis telling Mel to fuck off, hoping we get the "Pray harder" in episode 9 + Alfie Allen + Sansa's and Ramsay's talk about bastards + Jon Pryce + Finally Ghost + The slave auction block + YEZZAN ZO QAGGAZ!!! + Malko telling that Jorah fought with a flaming sword, killed Drogo and other exaggerating + The fighting pits scene reminded me from Gladiator + High Sparrow and Cersei + Tyene's breasts (her acting is still crap) + Tormund swag - Why no Roose??? - Why no Doran??? - Ghost didn't go with Jon, damn, there have been dragons almost in every episode, but Ghost doesn't appear at all. I wanted to see him at Hardhome - Sam and Gilly's sex scene was so awkward, but at least it was from the books - Myrcella's teen angst crap - Why did that guy free Tyrion? - Sand Snakes boasting with their fighting skills, come on: All I have to say to that is this: i.imgur.com/UPcmC7b.gif - Apart from Tyene's breasts and Bronn's singing the whole scene was pointless and boring - Tyene is a cunt - Why bother casting Yezzan, unless he does something later on - No Roose I'm expecting Hardhome to get a 10.

9. Would have given it a 10, but Dorne was crap.

Not enough time. Could everyone stop with this. While D&D have their faults, they simply don't have enough time to do more than 10 episodes per season.

A 9. Pros and cons + Roose + Michael McElhatton + Roose trolling Ramsay + The Bolton dinner scene + "Kill the boy and let the man be born." + Stannis + Stone Men attack + The music that played during the fight, I knew it would sound similar to He is Lost, which played last season when Bran & co were ambushed by wights + Iain Glen's performance + Ramsay's talk with Myranda + Ramsay & Reek scene + Roose + Davos + Dany feeding her dragons with master meat, about time she does something stupid because of her feelings Cons - Barry is dead - Grey Worm survived - Grey Worm & Missandei scene - Brienne. Why can't she realize Sansa won't be anymore safe alone with her in the wilderness than she is in her home - Brienne & Pod scene in general, except the old man - Selyse & Shireen going with Stannis, what is this? And Mel too - Everyone knew that Tyrion would survive so why did they have to have a few seconds screen of black? - Reek being more of a servant than Reek

In the books, Tyrion thinks that he will kill Jaime, though his feelings are mixed. Jaime doesn't know how he would react but states that he would've killed Tyrion if he had known about his intentions to murder Tywin. In the show, there is no Tysha and the Lannister brothers part ways in warm way. Tyrion thinks warmly of Jaime but Jaime wants to kill Tyrion. So in the books: Tyrion wants to kill Jaime, there is going to be fight when they meet In the show: Jaime wants to kill Tyrion, there is going to be fight when they meet Feels like Tyrion whitewash.

I gave it a 9. Pros and cons + Mannis & Shireen, not as touching as I was led to believe but still touching enough :crying: + Mel! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: + Jaime & Bronn vs dornish guards + Barristan's fighting skills. When he appeared on the street, the cheerful music started, I am sure if I had not spoiled myself, I would've thought that Barry would save the day. Even though he died, still epic as fuck. + Lancel becoming the face of Faith Militant + Jonathan Pryce + Mace being honoured by the Kingsguard escourt, while he doesn't realize that Meryn is there propably to kill him? + Pycelle + Stannis snarking at Selyse + Jon sending a letter to Roose + Tyrion's muffing when he was cuffed + Tommen being weak Cons - Cheesy Sand Snake introduction - Ellaria out of character - Obara's actresses bad acting. How did she get an Oscar? - Faith Militant destroying beer/mead/whatever alcohol it was - Barristan's death - No Roose - Littlefinger - Cheesy Sand Snake introduction - Loras being captured so easily - Margaery just being a bitch to Tommen - Cheesy Sand Snakes

Also I never give episode lower than a 4. I think the lowest score possible is 4 and the biggest score is 10. 10 is great. 9 is good. 8 is average. 7 is bad. 6 is really bad 5 is total crap 4 is "WTF am I watching?" I have only given one episode lower than an 8 and it was S4E5, The First of His Name, which I rated 7.

Yeah it is super weird that LF doesn't know anything about Ramsay. Makes no sense. But my original point: Show Ramsay was acting. He was being polite and he was lying to LF so he would think he is a good match.

Season 1 with Ros and Season 2 with the girl in the ship.

He is just acting. Unlike book Ramsay, the show version understands to be polite sometimes.

I know these are mostly trolls and jokes but I think you should decrease this.

10. Best episode so far. Pros and cons + Michael McElhatton + Roose trolling and playing with everyone, including Ramsay and Littlefinger, pure badassery + Lancel's actor's performance when they humiliated the High Septon + Jonathan Pryce + Edd, fetch me a block Olly, bring my sword + MANNIS + Thug!Brienne is gone, for now + Qyburn's creepiness + Reek + Jorah is back + No Dany + Roose, again + Flaying + Jaqen + Arya's Needle scene + The whore dressed as Dany - No "rue the day" line, but I suppose we'll get it later on - Sansa marrying Ramsay, but as long as Ramsay does the same things to her as to Jeyne (not dog raping), I'm fine, since they didn't alter Ramsay's character - No Tyrion's whore scene, where the whore doesn't want him but he doesn't care and acts rudely to her - General Tyrion whitewash - No Urine Euron - They changed the famous line by Jon, but that's ok - Brienne and Pod going to the North - Still no mention by Stannis of the White Walkers & wights

An 8. Pros and cons + Book dialogue + Lyanna Mormont's letter to Mannis + Doran + Mannis + Kevan + Barristan telling Dany about King Aerys + Stannis' offer to Jon + Bronn - Brienne just casually informing that "HERE IS A STARK, WHO BTW IS WANTED FOR REGICIDE!" - Brienne deciding to follow Sansa, who has a garrison of guards protecting her, while she decided to quit looking for Arya, who was alone in the wilderness - Drogon's face looked weird and different than what we've seen from dragons in previous seasons and also Viserion & Rhaegal in 5x01 looked different - Stupid outfits of House of Black and White people - No worm - No Boltons and Reek - Arya killing pigeon that easily

How many eunuchs have you met?

This so much.

We don't know if that'll happen. Varys and Tyrion will separate in episode 3 when they are in Volantis and we will propably see him in the finale killing both Pycelle and Varys.

bit is one of those quirky surprises D&D like, but then they have surprised me by not always picking those. I am surprised sometime by how much story they do get into a short amount of time so the best parts of Arya's five chapters may be in season 6. No. Kindly Man is not Jaqen in the books. Jaqen is the Alchemist in AFfC prologue and later Pate in Sam's last chapter in the same book.

Double post.

9. Pros + Drunk self-pity Tyrion + Great visuals + Sweetrobin getting beaten + Loras and Margaery talk + Mannis + Melisandre + Return of Kevan + Dragons getting names Cons - Mentally Incapacitated Show!LF - Asshole super fighter Brienne - Daenerys's ignorance about Sons of the Harpy - Loras's Dorne birthmark - No Boltons - Jaime and Cersei talk, that didn't feel like Jaime

Thank you for reminding me, Stubby. But yeah, Meryn Trant was spotted as King of Mercia in Vikings.

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