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  1. The Onion Kniggit

    Marry, Bed, Kill

    Marry Mya Stone Bed Myranda Royce Kill Ravella Smallwood Show-only Lannisters Orson Lannister Reginald Lannister Alton Lannister
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    So I'll assume when Pilou says that Euron would make Ramsay look tame he already knows whats in store in Season 8 right? Cause right now he's only managed to endear himself to the audience by killing two of the most annoying and shittest characters on the show and single-handily ending the most dungfested plotline (in a show with plenty of dungfest plotlines) The alleged leaked plotlines from Season 8 doesn't make it seem like he does anything to surpass Ramsay in evilness either....
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Given the connection between Winterfell and Storm's End in lore,I would be laughing if Storm's End becomes the antithesis of Winterfell on the show. Whereas every story line that touches Winterfell whether it be the Boltons, Sansa, Stannis and Littlefinger turns to utter nonsensical shit, whoever so gets involved in Storm's End suddenly becomes a Deus Ex machina of some sort which judging by what I've read of the supposed Season 8 leaks seems to be the case with Euron. Of course as was the case with Dragonstone, we are probably going to find the Stormlands mostly deserted and Storm's End abandoned with no explanation as to why the friggin Lannisters, Tyrell or Dornish haven't take it....
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    I remember someone saying on these forums that D&D are too talentless to even direct a high School play. While I thought that was hyperbolic at the time, I'm really beginning to think the two are at a high school level at many things especially when it comes to humor. Like seriously the amount of unfunny dick jokes being made especially this season is just grating... and feels horribly immature for who the characters are.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Am I the only one who finds the Lannister Kingsguard helmet to look fucking ridiculous Also the Season 8 leaks are comedic gold POTENTIALLY MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR SEASON 8!
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    I'm not denying that his name can't be Aegon in the books, I'm just saying that since Aegon is already a well established name for a character, I'm surprised they didn't give him the Yara treatment.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    If the leaks for the first episode is correct than it looks like they finally remembered the Stormlands existed.... Jesus
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    You have a link to dem leaks? *Inhales a deep breath*
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Except the thing is they actually do know about the execution of Brandon and Rickard Stark and the calling for Ned and Robert's head which is shown and narrated in the Lore and Histories of Westeros on the Season 1 Blue Ray. Dumb and Dumber are straight up just forgetting their own lore established for the series. Remember how those statues Stannis burned were humans according to them or how Kings Landing was suppose to have 500,000 people and now apparently has a million?
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    So let me get this straight! They changed a major character like Asha's name to Yara because they thought the audience would confuse it with Osha, a relatively minor character that gets killed off, but they decide to give the Jonny boy not only the same name as the well known Aegon the conqueror mentioned several times in the show already, but also the same name as his own half-brother from Elia Martell. Couldn't they have literally named him anything else like I dunno Jonerys Targaryen? At least we can understand how Ned got Jon from that.
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    [SPOILERS] What did you love about this episode?

    Dat Night King's Olympic shaming spear throw.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Ignoring the ridiculous plot stupidity that is the Night King not immediately killing Drogon who was right in front of him and thus eliminating all hope for mankind, the premise behind why the suicide squad even went North was stupid to begin with. What was the whole point of proving to Cersei the threat of the White Walkers anyways? Other than Euron who could easily and probably will turncloak on her, it's not like she currently even has an army that could aid or present a threat to anyone. And even if they did bring her a zombie, what does that really prove? It's not like she doesn't already have a zombie who is her bodyguard that was born of a scientific experiment. Who is to say the Northerners cannot do the same.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    10-30 fucking gold dragons to bribe two useless guards!? Do recall Selwyn Tarth offered 300 dragons for Brienne which is meant to be a noblemen's ransom and Tywin put a 100 Stags bounty on the Hound AKA one of the most formidable and ruthless fighters in Westeros... Either D&D forgot everything about currency(as they do with everything else) or Davos is one shit negotiator.
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    Finally, the Dothraki confirmed as best army

    Well if we ignore the fact that Drogon did most of the work and the fact that the Lannister-Tarly army was outnumbered 10-1 then sure...
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    "Your people don't know how to fight!" Yea my people are outnumbered 10 to 1 and on top of that they have to deal with a friggin deus ex machina dragon that is literally the only reason why you even manage to break through our lines whereas 300 years later you lot still think charging in headfirst against a spear wall is a smart battle tactic despite your defeat at Qohor!